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Perfect Ions In A Bad Box
Which is how we got this bargain. It's a brand new Bell and Howell plug-in Ionizer in black plastic with a cream-colored grill, stands 12" tall x 2-3/4" wide x 5" deep in a roughly Tiki head shape. Removable filter/dust collector. It's in perfect shape, but apparently Bell and Howell were embarrassed that the box was a little beaten up. We surplus heads know better than that.
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38739 IONIZER |
Light-Up Ionizer
The Plug 'N Fresh" is our only combo nightlight and air ionizer. Measures 7" tall in pearlescent ivory plastic, with a 1-1/2" wide light below the ionizer vents. Removes odors naturally, it says, without cover-up scents. And without any noise. Has removable, cleanable filters. Plugs into any wall outlet.
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38070 MINI-IONIZER |
You Scratch Our Back
...we'll scratch yours! It's the way the world works. You send us a little money, we'll send you several back scratchers! The 17" long lacquered wood back scratcher has a 1" deep "hand" to scratch where it itches in those hard to reach spots. Nice, simple, and satisfying.
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29293 BACK SCRATCHER |
Avocado Bagmaker
No, no, no, no-not bags for avocados. We're not in California. This is the Bagmaker" Sealer, a blast from the avocado kitchens of the past and a perfect collectible for your retro kitchen. A competitor of those Seal-a-Snack-like, hot-wire plastic-bag-sealing devices that no 1970 kitchen could be without. Still handy, however, in kitchen, lab, craft-room or shop. Comes with a 50-foot roll of 12"-wide, 1.5 mil bag material, but we think the refills for similar products still on the market would fit in the reservoir. Probably. And if not, this will still seal up regular plastic bags. The unit measures 13-5/8" long x 4-1/2" deep x 2-3/4" high, sits on a counter or mounts on a wall, draws 35W at 120VAC and is UL listed. You know you've always regretted selling yours in that garage sale. Go for it.
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36150 BAGMAKER |
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Gabby Thermometer
You'll have to find a twelve-year old to program it for you, but when the kid's done, it'll be really cool (pun intended). The indoor part of our talking indoor/outdoor thermometer is a 6" x 3-1/2" x 1" white plastic case with (2) LCDs displaying your choice of (4) modes of times and temperatures. And does it talk! In/out temperatures at alarm time or hourly, daily highs and lows, freezing and high-temperature alerts, and more. A sliding cover conceals the control panel for volume, clock, mode settings, etc. The unit hangs on the wall or stands. A probe on a 10-ft cord reads the outside temperature. The package says it requires (2) "AA" batteries, but it should say (2) "AAA" (not included).
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91690 TALKING THERMOMETER |
From Imelda Marcos
Sorry. I know it's way passe to mention Mrs. Marcos in any podiatric context, but we specialize in the passe. And the reference is too obvious to pass up. Regardless, we have a lot of hard plastic shoe lasts, used and a bit scuffed in places but very functional, perfect to keep your penny loafers or Chuck Taylors in shape while you reheel them or while they sit in the closet. The lasts come in blue, yellow, and a creamy white, and are hinged just before the heel. Sizes (which are marked on the last, in men's sizes) range from very small to very large; most seem to be in the 6 to 9 range. We'll surprise you with the color and the size. Call for bulk prices.
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27360 SHOE LASTS |
Leave Elegant Notes
And hang up your keys on this Crockery Barn-worthy organizer. Clean lines in black and white make this the most attractive magnetic dry-erase board and key-keeper we've ever seen. The 11-1/2" X 14" black wood frame holds a 9" x 9" white dry-erase board with a small ledge on the bottom to hold the marker (included) with (3) chrome key hooks underneath. Includes (3) 1-1/8" button magnets for holding paper notes.
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37615 HOME ORGANIZER |
Gurgle-Free Funnel
Flexible, translucent white plastic, this funnel has an air vent molded in to eliminate that annoying glug-b'glug action. It's 3-5/8" deep OA, with a 3-1/4" dia mouth (plus a little tab with a hole to hang it up) and a 9/16" ID outlet.
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36403 FLEXIBLE FUNNEL |
Soap on the Half-Shell
Or anything else (a little plastic Venus? hors d'oeurves?) you care to put on this 5" dia x approx 7/8" deep white-plastic half shell soap dish in the classic scallop.
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37247 SHELL SOAP DISH |
A Set Of Snack Luggage
Finally, a cure for the heartbreak of cracked cookies and crumbled crackers in your lunch box, backpack, glove compartment or suitcase. Our 2-piece set (they nest for storage!) holds (2) stacks of saltines in the rectangular box (5-1/8" tall x 5-3/8" x 2-3/4") and (2) stacks of round cookies (Oreos" fit nicely) or crackers (think Ritz") in the binocular-shaped container (4-5/8" tall x a pair of 2-3/16" dia tubes). Both have tight-fitting snap-on lids.
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38393 SNACK LUGGAGE |
Mini-Full-Length Mirror
Work with us here to picture this: it's 4" x 2-3/8" ovoid, a slightly convex mirror with a fold-out stand and a keyhole hanger on the back. You put it on the floor and look down, and it functions as an emergency full-length mirror. Really. OK, so maybe it's got a touch of fun-house mirror effect, but it works. Alternately, hook it over the corner of your monitor or hang it on the wall in the stairwell and watch for people sneaking up behind you.
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37921 CONVEX MIRROR |
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