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Manual Perambulator
Winsome little wind-up walkers resembling squeezy rubber balls with little black feet, toddle across the tabletop for your amusement. You pick a nice blue and green, 2-1/2” dia globe; a roughly lightbulb-sized yellow lightbulb; or a 2-3/4” tall red apple that will walk up to the teacher’s desk all by itself.
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38283 APPLE WALKER | |
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38281 BULB WALKER | |
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38282 GLOBE WALKER |
Pow! Pow! Pow!
It's 1953 all over again! Now you can buy your favorite childhood toy for your grandkids! We have the original Burp Gun that rapid-fires small ping-pong-type balls the length of our office as fast as we can pump the barrel (no batteries needed). All right, we remember the grip of the original as plain old brown plastic, and this one is bright red - but kids are used to a lot more stimulation these days! The Burp Gun, which comes with 15 balls, is 30" long when fully extended. The Burp Pistol, which comes with 7 balls, is 12" at its smallest and extends to 17". Great fun - but maybe you'd better buy a couple of bags of extra balls (10 per bag). Big sisters still stomp on them.
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92020 BURP GUN | |
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92021 BURP PISTOL | |
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92022 EXTRA BALLS |
The Balloon Is Up
You just hate out-of-control balloons flying helter skelter all over the place, going braaaaaaaap and scaring your grandmother? But you still want to launch balloons, indoors and outdoors? You need The Mighty Balloon Rocket. You'll get a pair 3-1/8" long foam rockets on 5" straws with rubber washers for balance, plus (3) starter balloons. Includes useful folksy instructions from someone who's clearly spent many hours perfecting unmanned balloon rocket flight. Lots of little parts, so best keep it away from the munchkins.
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93133 BALLOON ROCKET |
Radiometer
Another oldie but goodie. 5" high evacuated clear glass stand 3" in diameter at the top. A four bladed vane is balanced on a needle inside the sphere. Because opposite surfaces of the vanes are black and white, incident radiant energy is absorbed or reflected to a different degree. The result is a spinning vane. The brighter the light, the faster it spins. Simple, but compelling. Brief explanatory instruction sheet included.
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3817 RADIOMETER |
Dino Diminutives
…with a chocolate bonus, which hardly ever happens around here. These very small but very highly detailed plastic dinosaurs are from Dynomania™ and are in the "collect-em-all" school-and just like collectible baseball cards, we don't know what's inside. We'll select 1 of the 24+ in the collection, which includes a few skeletons (styracosaurus and friends) and far more full body forms. They're about 2" tall with fairly intricate and delicate parts, so they're not for little folks or klutzes, and they come with a fact sheet, stickers and (2) hard chocolate candies sealed in their little plastic bags. Dino-yum! Save money and try the assortment of (6).
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92758P6 ASST. DINOMANIA | |
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92758P1 DINOMANIA |
Screeching Monkey Superhero!
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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93041 SCREAMING MONKEY |
Therapeutic Poetry Magnets
Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Aliens (encounter, terrifying, creature…) and Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. The Gross & Weird (rubbery, spider, larvae…) and Therapy (dysfunctional, sexual, delusions…) are black-on-white, and include (12) blanks and a pencil so you can write your sweetheart’s name in the appropriate space. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each. Our rock-bottom price lets you buy all (4) for melodramatic mixing and matching.
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37184 ALIEN WORD MAGNETS | |
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37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS | |
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37182 GROSS WORD MAGNETS | |
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37185 THERAPY WORD MAGNETS |
Slick
Fascinations® are fascinating! This smooth, 4" dia Fascinations globe has labeled silver land masses and dark blue seas. It hangs, suspended only by electromagnetic forces, inside an 8" tall matte-finish silver-colored C-frame. A gentle breeze or vibration, and it slowly rotates. No batteries to wear down -- it comes with a 6-ft power cord/adapter. An absolutely mesmerizing -- and educational -- desk toy. This item is currently expected back in stock at the end of May.
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92239 LEVITATING GLOBE |
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Fun On The Fridge
Even as you read this, our office refrigerator is playing all by itself. Yours could, too, if you had this extremely cool set of automatic working-gear fridge magnets. Very instructive for budding engineers, just plain fun to watch, and, we assume, amusing for the ice box itself. You'll get (20) 3/8" thick plastic gears in assorted neon colors, all of which interlock in various patterns and turn all by themselves, driven by the 5" dia x 2" thick motorized gear/picture frame that runs on a couple of "AA"s that you provide. Gears include (7) at 4-5/8" dia and 3-1/2" dia and (6) at 2-1/2" dia. Buncha bright stickers included at no extra cost.
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92939 FRIDGIGEARS |
Puff the Magic AirZooka
Mega-cool toy air cannon. Birthdays will never be the same! The instructions on the AirZooka" say it blasts a gust (ball?) of air up to 20 feet but we blew out a candle at 30 feet, and it only took us three tries. (And you can hear the near-misses as they blow past--which is the mega-cool part.) Plastic, 11" dia x 10 1/2" deep, like a bucket with a pistol grip and a fold-down sight. The (3) segments unscrew and collapse for storage between birthdays. We'll pick fluorescent blue, green, magenta or orange, and you'll need two if you want to have air wars.
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92620 AIR CANNON |
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Mirage Maker
Absolutely incredible device! The Mirage®, a precision optical instrument, creates three-dimensional images of objects of your choice where there is nothing. Drop pennies, keys or similar small objects (your sister won't fit) into the 2-3/8" dia opening of this 9" dia x 3" high flying-saucer-shaped disc, and a perfect image of the object will appear floating above it. The image is so real friends will try to grasp it, but their fingers will close on thin air! Use it as a high-tech centerpiece with a flower as the object! A booklet (included) explains the magic. New coating provides protection for the mirror surfaces. Highly recommended. Made in the USA.
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88375 MIRAGE |
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