
Clear acrylic sealed tube, 3-1/8" dia x 8" tall, divided into two equal chambers. The dividing wall has a hole in the center, and the tube has a quantity of viscous violet goo (glycerin?) in it that fills one chamber about 3/4 full. Stand the tube on end with the full chamber up, and over a 10 minute period the goo will ooze from the upper to the lower chamber, blowing bubbles and dribbling droplets in the process, all in slow motion. The action is somewhat reminiscent of a lava lamp, without the heat and light, and with a mixed air and goo chamber that yields much more interesting patterns. Mesmerizing, disgusting, fascinating, soothing. It comes in a variety of colors from which we will choose yours.
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88963 SOOTHER GOO TUBE, LG |
In your bilious-green zombie-brain mold. The plastic mold measures 9" x 7-3/8" x 3" deep and comes with (2) recipes on the box: (1) for your natural, nauseating-gray-but-yummy brain gelatin mold, and (1) for a festive bright green version infested with worms. (Gummy worms not included.) Don't like gelatin desserts? Switch to plaster of Paris and make a smart-looking paperweight.
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93210 BRAIN MOLD |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
I flung my bug into the air.
It fell to earth in sister’s hair.
Her look was cold, invectives rang.
I never should have flang that thang!
Reach out with one of these stretchy, sticky toys and touch someone, like your sister, or one of her squeamish friends. With practice, you can grab a paper from a desk several feet away. The neon–yellow butterfly is about 2” long, and on a 10” string of the same stretchy goop, and have 3” plastic handles for better flinging. Our package of (2) ensures that you’ll have a spare after the first one is confiscated.
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33288 STICKY BUTTERFLY |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The real deal. 2-1/2" long red egg-shaped container with a blob of Silly PuttyTM inside. Does anyone need me to explain all the fun you'll have with Silly Putty? I thought not. Just get some today!
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89935 SILLY PUTTY |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
But please don't. It's just for fun, this 4-1/2" x 6-1/2" IV bag of lovely red, plasma-ish slime. The donor was Annie Body, and the blood type is officially marked as "Gross". Our in-house nationally ranked slime-analysis unit rates this as grade-A slime, nicely gloopy and not too watery.
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39077 INTRAVENOUS SLIME |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Lightweight, molded precious gems, perfect for encrusting a crown, crowning a scepter, or just making a princess happy. You get (3) packages of (4) giant gems each, for an even dozen total. We'll pick from translucent rubbery diamonds, rubies, sapphires and emeralds, all approx 1-1/2" x 1", in assorted cuts.
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39042 STRETCHY GEMS |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
A perennial favorite, the Water Wigglie is part of the Squishy Stuff line with the unnecessary “Squeeze Me!” instructions. This clear wigglie is 4-3/4" long x 1-3/8" dia, filled with either blue, purple or green gloop with silvery swirlies. (We’ll pick, because we like to surprise you.) Non-toxic, but if you puncture it the fun’s gone and it could stain your upholstery.
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91149 WATER WIGGLE |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
That's what they'll be saying when you flaunt your very first mini-barrel of glow-in-the-dark slime. Good slithery, slip-through-your-fingers slimy slime, too. When not glowing, it's your traditional mucous-like off-yellow color. You'll get 4 oz.
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94018 GLOW-SLIME |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
To make your mother twice as queasy, our disgusting two-fer gets you (1) 4-oz container of slimy mucous (snot) and (1) 4-oz container of dyspeptic putty (fart goop: put in a thumb, pull out a embarrassing noise.) We'll pick a pair in assorted nauseating shades of blue, green or flaming pink.
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94017 SNOT-N-GOOP |
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