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Slime Slinger
I flung my bug into the air.
It fell to earth in sister’s hair.
Her look was cold, invectives rang.
I never should have flang that thang!
Reach out with one of these stretchy, sticky toys and touch someone, like your sister, or one of her squeamish friends. With practice, you can grab a paper from a desk several feet away. We don’t want to make extravagant claims, but even the snake’s little 1/2” long forked tongue stretches to 6” before it snaps back to its original shape. The blue snake is 15” long, and can cling to – and crawl down – a glass surface. The neon–yellow butterfly is about 2” long, and on a 10” string of the same stretchy goop, and have 3” plastic handles for better flinging. Our package of (2) ensures that you’ll have a spare after the first one is confiscated.
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33288 STICKY BUTTERFLY | |
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33287 STICKY SNAKE |
Who, Me? Shallow?
Your significant other has become insignificant. You just don't know how to make the break. Try a gift of this 3" long gelatinous model of her female brain. Through the clear sculptured outer membrane, you can see the beachboy, high heels, diamond ring and chocolate cake. Yup. We think it says just about everything you wanted to say.
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33542 FEMALE BRAIN |
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Ivan The Oozable
Shades of purple. Shades of gross. From Mighty Morphin Power Rangers-The Movie(tm) comes this "knuckle extruder" with the slimiest of slime inside Ivan's 2-3/4" tall x 3" wide head. One push and orchid-colored slime oozes out of his ears, eyes and mouth. Truly creepy. An "8" on the Cory slime scale.
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33029 IVAN'S OOZE |
Goo Goblins
A pair of plastic figures, 3-1/2" tall, with a transparent container of slime stuck in their tummies. The wolf like goblin has red slime and the sumo wrestler/Ozmerelda witch goblin has green glow-in-the-dark slime. You can remove the containers and extract the slime for play. (Like all slime it may stain fabrics or walls.) We'll send you one of each as your pkg(2).
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30778 GOO GOBLINS |
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Your Personal Barrel Of Crude
The real thing goes for about $60 these days, but you can own your very own mini-barrel of oil-black slime for a couple of bucks. Considerably slimier than our standard gloop, we'd rate it as good-n-runny. You'll get (4) slithery ounces in a little barrel marked "Caution." Non-toxic, but it could stain some things, so be careful of those oil spills.
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37612 DRUM FULLA SLIME |
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