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Smell-O-Calc
Smell-o-vision is taking too long to arrive, so give someone this perfectly functional solar-powered 8-digit calculator that not only looks like a famous candy bar but smells just like chocolate. Doesn't melt in your mouth or hand, just does arithmetic and smells delicious. Measures 4-1/4" x 2-3/8" x 5/16" thick. Perfect birthday gift for an accountant named Herschel.
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12452 CHOCOLATE-SCENTED SOLAR CALCULATOR |
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We'd Like To Thank The Academy
Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why? Because we like you, we really like you.
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94177 LITTLE OSCAR-ESQUE AWARD |
Ga-Boooing! Boooing! Machine
Our crack sound-effects-evaluation vice-president calls this cartoon-in-a-box. You get (16) wacky cartoon sounds, from gunshots and explosions to ga-boings, ah-oogas, whistles, wood-sawing, jabbers and tweets (the original tweets, from birdies.) Digitally recorded, in a 4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" box with a 1-1/4" dia speaker. It's small enough to carry in a pocket so you can be the life of the elevator!
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93968 BOX-O-SOUNDS |
Beach Bimbo
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Hot-pink scuba gear, turquoise water-ski equipment, purple beach accessories - everything for a day of water sports, but sized for that over-endowed fashion doll whose name we can't use. 14-piece plastic set comes with instructions that even cover the babe's speedboat, which isn't included.
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28733 DOLL ACCESSORIES |
Puff the Magic AirZooka
Mega-cool toy air cannon. Birthdays will never be the same! The instructions on the AirZooka" say it blasts a gust (ball?) of air up to 20 feet but we blew out a candle at 30 feet, and it only took us three tries. (And you can hear the near-misses as they blow past--which is the mega-cool part.) Plastic, 11" dia x 10 1/2" deep, like a bucket with a pistol grip and a fold-down sight. The (3) segments unscrew and collapse for storage between birthdays. We'll pick fluorescent blue, green, magenta or orange, and you'll need two if you want to have air wars.
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92620 AIR CANNON |
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Blowing Smoke
For fun or science. And it's not actually smoke, but a fog created the same way they do for movies and heavy metal concerts. The Zero Blaster is a ray-gun-shaped, black-light-sensitive pistol that pumps out 2" to 4" dia smoke rings (rotating toroidal vortices, to be exact) that will, one after another, waft up to 12 feet away for hours of good, clean fun. Measures 9" long x 6-1/2" high. The Wizard Stick is a fog-producing wand, 10" long on a 4-5/8" x 2-1/4" base, and comes with an instruction manual for science experiments and special effects, including making wind tunnels and a vapor-ring blaster. Also good as a household draft-finder. Each takes (6) "AA" batteries, not included, and comes with a 3-ounce bottle of non-toxic fog juice, good for 25,000 smoke rings or a whole lot of fog. Better order an extra bottle of Super Zero Fluid, the replacement juice, just in case.
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93585 WIZARD STICK |
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93584 ZERO BLASTER |
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Be The Life Of The Party
Ever been a piano man at a party with no piano? Never again! With this electronic piano necktie you can look spiffy and carry your instrument around your neck. Just finger the one-octave, non-chromatic keyboard and the notes will waft from a speaker cleverly disguised as a Windsor knot. Has a breakaway neck cord, so there's no fear of strangulation from unappreciative audience members. We provide the replaceable button-cell batteries.
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94196 ELECTRONIC MUSIC-PLAYING PIANO NECKTIE |
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Straws-A-Palooza
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Lots of (changeable) fun with multicolor Fun Straws, a 104-piece set of modular drinking-straw parts. You get (50) pieces 8" long and (42) just under 4" long, all with those bendy sections, (4) straight connectors, (3) each of T-shaped and U-shaped connectors, and (2) L-connectors. Straws are standard 3/16" dia. Put 'em all together and you've got a milk-drinking system as complicated as Willy's chocolate factory.
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93967 FUN STRAWS |
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Piano Roll-up
CJ is the resident musician at A.S.&S., and he can play this roll-up keyboard to a fare-thee-well. "It sounds great," he says, "and it doesn't get any more portable than this." About nine steps beyond nifty, this extremely cool electronic keyboard unrolls to 25-1/4" long x 5-1/4" but the 1/8"-thick rubber-membrane keyboard rolls up around the sound module to become the exact size of healthy ham and cheese sandwich. It has (26) different tones, (99) rhythms, (10) demo songs, a (3) octave range and it runs on (3) "AAA" batteries (Not included.). The business end has volume, power, function, start and stop controls, a built-in 1-3/4" speaker, headphone output and jacks for a 6VDC 300mA adapter 3.5mm plug (not included). And if you let the cat play on it, we bet you'll get Phillip Glass tunes.
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92810 ROLL A PIANO |
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Electric Jazz Hands!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
It doesn't get any more showbiz than this pair of white gloves with a red, blue and green LED embedded in each fingertip. They give a whole new look to jazz hands and are perfect for nighttime mimes, disco divines, and long-distance waving good-night. Each fingertip is independently switchable between fast or slow patterns, constant-on in any color, or flashing in any color. Powered by (2) button-cell batteries (included and replaceable) in each wrist. Gloves stretch to fit pretty much any size. Hotchaaaah!
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94199 TWINKLEFINGERS LED GLOVES |
Spud Launcher
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifty feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for cleaning. For kids ages 5 and up.
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90291 POTATO GUN |
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