
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
We love these! You're going to love these! Your kids are going to love these! Hundreds of clear marble-sized bubbles can cover the floor, cling to the sides of furniture, land on your arm. They float enchantingly, rising on air currents you can't even feel. After a few seconds, the bubbles are hard enough to catch or stack. Some will still be perched in out-of-the-way spots a day later. Touchabubbles goop, thicker than the bubble-blowing liquid you're familiar with, comes in a 4" plastic test tube with a wand built into the cap, and a clip on the side so you can carry it in a shirt pocket. The goop is nontoxic, but it tastes really bad, and you probably won't want these landing on expensive tabletops, so kids under 8 should have adult help with them. They should be sharing the fun anyway!
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91812 TOUCHABUBBLES |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
It doesn't get any more showbiz than this pair of white gloves with a red, blue and green LED embedded in each fingertip. They give a whole new look to jazz hands and are perfect for nighttime mimes, disco divines, and long-distance waving good-night. Each fingertip is independently switchable between fast or slow patterns, constant-on in any color, or flashing in any color. Powered by (2) button-cell batteries (included and replaceable) in each wrist. Gloves stretch to fit pretty much any size. Hotchaaaah!
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94199 TWINKLEFINGERS LED GLOVES |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Oh, yesssss, it's Mr. Bill himself, an American icon with more Saturday Night Live appearances than Alec Baldlose. He's here in a handy 5-1/2" tall version, which could be life-sized for all we know, and ready to bend and pose to your heart's content. We recommend keeping him in a desk drawer, taking him out when people ask you to do stuff you don't want to do and saying: "read his lips."
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94190 POSABLE MR. BILL |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage consumption. Made of 1/8" and 1/4" tubing, the slurp-parts detach for when you're not drinking. Some folks here believe we got this, despite the fact that it's in perfect working order, because the package says "It's suck-sational!"
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93590 SILLY STRAW |
CJ is the resident musician at A.S.&S., and he can play this roll-up keyboard to a fare-thee-well. "It sounds great," he says, "and it doesn't get any more portable than this." About nine steps beyond nifty, this extremely cool electronic keyboard unrolls to 25-1/4" long x 5-1/4" but the 1/8"-thick rubber-membrane keyboard rolls up around the sound module to become the exact size of healthy ham and cheese sandwich. It has (26) different tones, (99) rhythms, (10) demo songs, a (3) octave range and it runs on (3) "AAA" batteries (Not included.). The business end has volume, power, function, start and stop controls, a built-in 1-3/4" speaker, headphone output and jacks for a 6VDC 300mA adapter 3.5mm plug (not included). And if you let the cat play on it, we bet you'll get Phillip Glass tunes.
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92810 ROLL A PIANO |
Here's a little music box to crank. These are really cute, with a very nice sound, and they're in clear acrylic cases so you, or impressionable youngsters, can watch them work. They measure 2-1/4"x 2" x 1-1/4" with a 7/8" crank. We'll pick one that plays When You Wish upon a Star, Row, Row, Row your Boat, Brahms' Lullaby, or Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. We won't pick the one that plays the score from Die Walküre because the wheel is just enormous.
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93942 MUSIC BOX |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Say you're stuck on a stalled bus with a dozen bored children whose I-Pack batteries have died. You'll be glad you ordered this package of a dozen little spirographic toys, a flat 4" x 2-7/8" plastic, each with a sheet of paper with (8) sections and a stubby pencil to make little spiro-designs with until the tow truck gets there. Also great goody-bag stuffers.
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40755 SET OF 12 SPIRAL ART TOYS |
Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why? Because we like you, we really like you.
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94177 LITTLE OSCAR-ESQUE AWARD |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Make your own international hazard symbols with this 3-5/8" tall Stickman Action Figure, with pose-able limbs. Stand him in front of the blank 7" yellow triangular warning sign and alert folks to impending dangers of all sorts: tripping, slipping, headaches, touchdowns, whatever.WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
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93666 STICKMAN |
Hey, Coppoletta! Add realism to your home flicks with a Hollywood director's slate board. This 8" x 7" version is wood, painted black with white lettering. The traditional striped arm on top cracks down on the palimpsest where you chalk in the Production, Director, Camera, Date, Scene and Take. Very Vérité
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92253 HOLLYWOOD SLATE |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
t's a magic wand soft enough to tap frogs (or princes) on the noggin with. Our white foam tube is 15-3/4" long x 1-3/4" dia with red, green and blue LEDs embedded inside. Adjusts to (6) patterns: rainbow strobing, morphing, constant-on and strobing in each color. Powered by (3) button-cell batteries, included and replaceable. Also good for directing traffic or night relay races.
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94035 COLOR CHANGING LED FOAM WAND |
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