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The Unsafe
All the attributes of a safe, except it's not, because it's made of translucent plastic. Just 3-1/2" x 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" deep, but with a nice dial lock built into the front, a 2-digit combination, and a coin slot on top. Give 'em to kiddles and keep the combination to save them from themselves. We'll pick one in light green, dark green, or orange. Nice goodie-bag items for bankers, too.
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39391 PLASTIC SAFE |
Blues Harp
From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a little vinyl case.
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93498 HARMONICA |
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Intro to Stargazing
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Special for the tyro astronomer, this basic starter scope is a small, plastic, 20-40X telescope that measures 19-1/2" long when extended. Has a 12mm eyepiece, 43mm objective, and comes with a 12" tabletop tripod made for this scope only. Adjustable rack-and-pinion focus. Perfectly priced and shaped for stocking-stuffing!
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38984 KID SCOPE |
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Small Fry?
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
No? How about bitsy baker? An aspiring pastry chef will love this 32-piece set of toy baking tools and products. The Betty Crocker® baking set includes plastic pans, replicas of Betty Crocker packages, fake cookies, an egg, cupcakes, baking pans, measuring spoons and cup, and more, all just right to use with a child-sized kitchen set.
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37524 TOY COOKING SET |
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Back To Basics
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It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement, and the 1840s were a simple time. So it's simply a kazoo.
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92395 KAZOO |
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Drinking Glasses
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage consumption. Made of 1/8" and 1/4" tubing, the slurp-parts detach for when you're not drinking. Some folks here believe we got this, despite the fact that it's in perfect working order, because the package says "It's suck-sational!"
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93590 SILLY STRAW |
Tornado Tube
Simple, yet clever 1" dia. by 3" long plastic device to demonstrate the vortex effect of a tornado. Partially fill with water one of the two half-gallon size plastic soda bottles which you supply. Screw the bottles into opposite ends of the tube which we supply. Tip so the full bottle is on top and give it a circular starting whirl. Presto! You have a vortex. Call it a tornado if you're a meteorologist, a Charybdis if you're a classicist, or a whirlpool if you're into oceanography. Lots of fun and a fine opportunity to attempt to explain the effects of the earth's rotation on water draining out of a bathtub. The phenomena are related we're told, but good luck!!
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6667 TORNADO TUBE |
UV Spy Pens
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Only over-the-hill spies use lemon juice. Your modern spooks carry these. Our each is a set of (2) ultraviolet writing instruments (one for you, one for your control), 5-3/8" long pens that write invisibly and have ultraviolet LEDs hidden in the caps to reveal the message. (They run on non-replaceable button-cell batteries.) Very similar to refillable "security pens" that sell for $10 apiece.
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93570 SECRET WRITING SET |
A Week's Worth Of Whoopee
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a bottle of disappearing ink to spill on someone's white shirt, candy that turns to blood in your mouth, a pack of gum with a mousetrap inside, a nice fake nail to put through a finger, a fly-in-the-ice cube, and the American classic whoopee cushion. Add some rubber vomit and you've got enough gifts to get through Channukah.
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93664 TRICK OF THE DAY |
Dazzlers
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
You've got to hand it to us, we have a finger on the pulse of the nation. At least on that of the concert-going teen part of the nation. For teens, our Finger Torch comes with (1) small and (1) large adjustable clear-plastic rings and (1) bright 1-1/4" x 3/4" x 3/8" snap-on LED (our choice of red, blue or green). Press for momentary light. Slide switch for constant light. Comes with (2) 3-volt lithium batteries already installed. Plain-looking in the light, but a dazzler at night! Order one for each finger!
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35264 LED RING |
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Magnetic Marbles
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is or contains a marble. Not for children under 3 yrs.
They are 5/8" inch diameter spheres with a weak but workable magnetism. They come in a nice range of mixed colors in packages of (20). Not terribly strong, but they do cling together to make wonderful and unlikely chains and stacks and stalactites and things. They look like the gumballs of our youth, and will fascinate youngsters without the corollary risk of cavities!!
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6386 MAGNETIC MARBLES |
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