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The Groaning Giraffe
Yes, it would be a good name for a salad bar, but in this case it's a description of just (1) of our cute animal-head groaning sticks. The others have an elephant, zebra and tiger on top. They're 17-1/2" long (or tall, we suppose) x 7/8" dia and their little rubber heads are removable. We'll pick a pair of moaning beasts for you.
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37712 NOISEMAKER TOYS |
Rattlesnake Eggs
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.
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92593 RATTLESNAKE EGG |
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Orthodontic Binder Clips
Think dental office supplies. Our mini-choppers are 1-3/16" wide x 1-1/4" deep and open to a max of 5/8", before they chomp down like the spring clips they are. Your dentist isn't on your gift list? Clip them to notes that you really want to sink your teeth into. Sadly, the little hinged false teeth have a bite too tight to work as earrings unless you, well, enjoy a little pain.
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91200 TOOTHY CLIP |
Soprano in C
Special for your beginner tootler. Our black (ABS plastic) soprano recorder measures 12-5/8" long and includes a plastic carrying case, cleaning rod, and a sheet of fingering instructions.
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93499 RECORDER FLUTE |
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Preserved Pork Sealing Tape
Finally. An 82-foot long x 1-7/8" wide x 1.5 ml thick roll of cellophane tape with lovely, full-color photographic depictions of a string of sausages (each sausage approx 3-1/2" long) running the entire length against a white background. Comes on a dispenser reel with a built-in cutter and is just what you need for wrapping freezer packs of pork sausage with its own identifying symbol. Or for dressing up those pork-product-based birthday presents.
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93212 SAUSAGE TAPE |
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Design Toy
We have a miniature copy of the design-making, spiro-type toy kids have played with for years. Each 4-1/2" long plastic frog, bear or penguin comes with (3) gears. Animal species are the luck of the draw. You provide the paper and pencil.
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35603 SMALL SPIRO TOYS |
Mini-Megaphones
For making only a minor nuisance of yourself at commencement exercises. They're imprinted with "Congrats Grad" and a mortarboard, but would be equally suitable for any event where you need to be a few decibels louder than the guy next to you. They'd also make nice tiny traffic cones, funnels for wide-mouth jars, or party hats for dogs. In white plastic with black print, they're 8" long x 4-1/2" ID at the business end x 1-3/8" ID at the mouth.
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37604 GRADS'S MEGAPHONE |
Peculiar Putty
Very strange stuff indeed. You get about an ounce of "Bouncing Putty," which is a moldable foam, but also makes an extremely light and handball-sized bouncer. Tear it in half and make two. Or in pieces and make dozens of little bouncing putty balls. Fun, and with lots of craft/arts possibilities. In assorted pastel colors, some alarming. We'll pick.
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93443 BOUNCING PUTTY |
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Dots A Cute Kit
Jim: “I’ve spotted a couple of cute game kits for kids.” Pat: “Are you sure they won’t turn out to be dogs?” Jim: “You always see things in black and white! Trust me that there are 102 reasons to order these! There’s a 7” x 5–7/8” envelope in a black & white spotted pattern that comes with (16) temporary tattoos, a 6–page game book and a teal gel pen. And there’s a red paw–print envelope with (4) Mystery Tracer Cards, a 6–page decoder book, and a decoder/invisible ink pen (which works better on plain paper than in the book). We can give them (6) kits in the package, all in a dalmatian theme!” Pat: “Walt a deal!”
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34529 RED DALMATIAN KIT |
Teutonic Noise
Plastic siren/whistle made in West Germany. A touch over 3/4" in diameter and a similar touch under 2" long. that makes it hard, but not impossible, to swallow, so please use care in teaching youngsters to sound like a miniature air raid siren. The well-made whistle has a perforated metal disk that rotates in response to a silent blast from the perpetrator's; lungs. This creates a high-pitched reasonably loud and certainly distinctive siren-sound that picks up pitch in relation to the air velocity, sustains it as long as your wind holds out, and winds down quickly thereafter. A fine way to signal your arrival or departure. Probably not loud enough to collect the clan at the beach, but it should get their attention in the classroom!!
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10345 SIREN WHISTLE |
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Small Fry?
No? How about bitsy baker? An aspiring pastry chef will love this 32-piece set of toy baking tools and products. The Betty Crocker® baking set includes plastic pans, replicas of Betty Crocker packages, fake cookies, an egg, cupcakes, baking pans, measuring spoons and cup, and more, all just right to use with a child-sized kitchen set.
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37524 TOY COOKING SET |
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