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Makin' Whoopee...
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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36603 WHOOPEE CUSHION |
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Calf Horn
Why lug a full-grown bullhorn around when you can get bullish sound (it can be heard up to 100 meters away) from a much smaller bovine blaster. This one's oxymoronically named the Mini-Mega-Phone. It's plastic, just 5-1/2" long with a 3-1/2" dia bell, 3" long fold-out handle, and a lanyard. In lively colors, so even without a lanyard, it would be hard to lose. Bonus: it plays Happy Birthday! You add (6) "AA" batteries.
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93804 MINI- MEGA -PHONE |
Very Varied Punch-Outs
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Build tiny punch-out-and-assemble critters and cars from what look like perforated credit cards. They're bright, detailed and, once assembled, are sturdy and well-balanced. Since it may take anywhere from (5) to (13) pieces. for even the vehicles though, small children may be frustrated trying to assemble them. The planes, motorcycles and other vehicles are approx 3” to 3-1/2” long. They are Z Cardz™, and each comes with a piece of bubble gum. You get an assorted pack of (5). We'll send a pack of (10) of these with at least (5) different kinds. No bubble gum.
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35798 VEHICLE Z CARDZ |
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Future Foam Farmers
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
This extremely cute, snap-together Creative Hands® play set features a nattily-hatted, 3-1/2" tall pressed-foam farmer, his soft red barn, flexible white picket foam fence and his cooshy livestock collection, with a 1" chicken, 1-3/8" pink pig, 2-1/2" cow, and 3" horse. The barn stands over 9" tall, with foam hay sticking out of the loft. The textured, pressed-foam pieces require very minimal assembly skills, so it's just the ticket for the littler kiddles. Moo.
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37237 FOAM FARM |
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Orthodontic Binder Clips
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Think dental office supplies. Our mini-choppers are 1-3/16" wide x 1-1/4" deep and open to a max of 5/8", before they chomp down like the spring clips they are. Your dentist isn't on your gift list? Clip them to notes that you really want to sink your teeth into. Sadly, the little hinged false teeth have a bite too tight to work as earrings unless you, well, enjoy a little pain.
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91200 TOOTHY CLIP |
Rattlesnake Eggs
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.
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92593 RATTLESNAKE EGG |
Beach Bimbo
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Hot-pink scuba gear, turquoise water-ski equipment, purple beach accessories - everything for a day of water sports, but sized for that over-endowed fashion doll whose name we can't use. 14-piece plastic set comes with instructions that even cover the babe's speedboat, which isn't included.
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28733 DOLL ACCESSORIES |
Precision Hopscotch
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We were SO tempted to put this in the tool section, instead of the toy section, even if it is from Ideal Toys. The 30-ft refillable chalk line reel works just like the grownup version, and it's a very attractive price, for as often as most of us use one. If anyone asks, tell them the 3-1/2" long plastic case is red and yellow so it's easy to find in your toolbox.
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31341 CHALK LINE |
Batman Filmstrip
Not the kind you watch. The kind you wear. It's an 18" long plastic tie made of clear camera film with the batman logo repeating. Wear it around your collar with the elastic strip. Looks good with most capes.
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30734 BATMAN TIE |
Whoop It Up
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A whittle whistle that also whizzes (whence comes the name Whistle Whizzer), and whone whay to whin the hearts of (8) whittle whaifs. Whild as whater balloons at a kid's party. Purple metallic finish whith snowflake design, 2" long.
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34484 WHISTLE WHIZZER |
Lose 'em? We Got 'em!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is or contains a marble. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Big 1" marbles. Black or white. Little 1/2" marbles. Black, white or really cool iridescent colors. We'll pick out a handful for you - out of the (15) you should get at least one or two shooters.
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28969 ASSORTED MARBLES |
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