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Calf Horn
Why lug a full-grown bullhorn around when you can get bullish sound (it can be heard up to 100 meters away) from a much smaller bovine blaster. This one's oxymoronically named the Mini-Mega-Phone. It's plastic, just 5-1/2" long with a 3-1/2" dia bell, 3" long fold-out handle, and a lanyard. In lively colors, so even without a lanyard, it would be hard to lose. Bonus: it plays Happy Birthday! You add (6) "AA" batteries.
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93804 MINI- MEGA -PHONE |
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Blues Harp
From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a little vinyl case.
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93498 HARMONICA |
Brobdingnagian Scribbler
Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs about 2" into the pencil, which will be plenty since we couldn't find a pencil sharpener to fit it anyway.
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94220 JUMBO PENCIL |
Squirrel Briefs
For squirrely lawyers? No, that would be stupid. These are genuine squirrel underpants. Nothing salacious, just your standard white cotton jockey-type drawers with an elastic waist. These are XXXXS, with a 9" waist, but for squirrels they're pretty much one-size-fits-all. (Will also fit most guinea pigs but are probably over-sized for the average gerbil.)
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93894 SQUIRREL SHORTS |
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UV Spy Pens
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Only over-the-hill spies use lemon juice. Your modern spooks carry these. Our each is a set of (2) ultraviolet writing instruments (one for you, one for your control), 5-3/8" long pens that write invisibly and have ultraviolet LEDs hidden in the caps to reveal the message. (They run on non-replaceable button-cell batteries.) Very similar to refillable "security pens" that sell for $10 apiece.
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93570 SECRET WRITING SET |
Makin' Whoopee...
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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36603 WHOOPEE CUSHION |
Posable In Pink
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Everyone's favorite alliterative feline, our genuine, personal-size Pink Panther" is 6-1/4" of bendable, posable rubbery fun. And he's educational too: buy a bunch to demonstrate ballet positions, wrestling moves, or six ways to tear your anterior cruciate ligament.
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94189 POSABLE PINK PANTHER |
Flexi-Sphere
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Interesting wire contraption that we played with as a child. A series of (4) tiers of overlapping and intertwined brass wire semicircular hoops are anchored at the open end to a pair of full circles. The whole can be shaped into a tube, double balls, a flower petal, etc, depending upon what areas are opened, which closed. A variety of colored beads on the hoops add a decorative touch. Fun, intriguing and decorative all at the same time.
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89678 FLEXI-SPHERE |
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Skip This And You'll Roo The Day
The smart money is snapping up these 36" long kangaroo tails, because who knows when they'll be available again. In a lovely kangaroo brown, the squishy tail hangs from a wide waistband with a hook-and-loop closure. The waistband has a 9-1/2" deep x 9-1/2" wide brown and beige marsupial pouch in the front, because even fake kangaroos need a place to carry their Halloween candy. Made for 37" to 39" waists but easily converted, even to kid size, with a handful of safety pins.
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12384 KANGAROO TAIL |
Rattlesnake Eggs
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.
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92593 RATTLESNAKE EGG |
Pescanets
Cast a net over these 4" x 3-7/8" tropical fish. The fish-shaped wooden castanets are indispensable if you're a flamenco-dancing marine biologist or a Carmen Miranda fan with a taste for sand dabs. With elastic ties on their beveled tails, they open all by themselves after each great-sounding click, so piscatological flamencoing has never been easier. You get (6), painted in tropical-fishy colors.
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40522 TROPICAL FISH SHAPED WOODEN CASTANETS |
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