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Little Squirt
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Water war! Load the ammunition (water) and blast your opponent away with state-of-the-art rubber squirt guns! They're so advanced you don't even have to pull a trigger. Just squeeze the sides. Three different styles come in yellow, green and blue (our choice). They're only 2-1/2" long, so pick a small battle. Like the cat using your couch as a claw sharpener. That'll get your point across.
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32363 RUBBER SQUIRT GUNS |
Bowling with Tito Puente?
Have we got an item for you. Dead center in the multi-tasking pantheon, these unfinished brown cardboard-mâchè combination bowling pins/maracas are perfect for the rhythm section and, after the last merengue, you can set them up for a little light keggling. Music (and bowling) teachers will appreciate the fact that students can decorate these with paint or markers, thereby occupying them for two class periods instead of one. Big pins/maracas are 12" tall x 4-3/8 dia at the fat part; mediums are 9-3/8" tall x 3-1/2" dia; the little guys (Kinderband! Pre-bowlers!) are 6-1/4" tall x 2-3/4" dia. Don't play salsa or bowl? Paint 'em like those Russian dolls and line them up on the window sill.
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11332 LARGE MARACAS | |
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11331 MEDIUM MARACAS | |
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36423 SMALL MARACAS |
"Can you heaw me now, Mommy?"
A training aid for future commuters - let the kids practice being annoying on the school bus. These black foam-rubber (so they're not chew toys for the mutt, OK?) cell phones measure 6" x 2-1/4" x 5/8".
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36824 FOAM PHONE |
Dots A Cute Kit
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Jim: “I’ve spotted a couple of cute game kits for kids.”
Pat: “Are you sure they won’t turn out to be dogs?”
Jim: “You always see things in black and white! Trust me that there are 102 reasons to order these! There’s a 7” x 5–7/8” envelope in a black & white spotted pattern that comes with (16) temporary tattoos, a 6–page game book and a teal gel pen. And there’s a red paw–print envelope with (4) Mystery Tracer Cards, a 6–page decoder book, and a decoder/invisible ink pen (which works better on plain paper than in the book). We can give them (6) kits in the package, all in a dalmatian theme!” Pat: “Walt a deal!”
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34528 B&W DALMATIAN KIT | |
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34529 RED DALMATIAN KIT |
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Iron these official patches on bibs, blue jeans, or bowling shirts! We have a Flintstones® patch embroidered in golden yellow across a colorful, rocky planet Earth. The patch is approx. 3-1/2” dia.
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35479 FLINTSTONE® PATCH |
Elf Paddles
It is well known that elves prefer to travel at a leisurely pace. Which is why, when kayaking, they use double ended paddles one side of which has only a perimeter ring, and the other side of which has the perimeter ring plus a couple of strings running in each direction. Armed with these 3-1/2" long plastic paddles with 1" dia end rings, they can only drift about as wind and current dictate. Since you may have trouble fitting into an elf kayak, you may prefer to use the neon colored paddles as soap bubble wands. Or snip them in half and decorate a cake for your tennis championship party.
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30537 BUBBLE WAND |
Short Term Tatoos
If she loves Bozo, let her wear her heart on her sleeve, or at least on her arm. These are (4) 6" x 4" sheets of temporary Bozo tattoos, with (4) Bozo poses on each sheet, plus an extra tattoo that spells out Bozo in big red letters. Maybe she can practice by putting that one on your ex-husband. These are only for kids three and older, who know better than to nibble on Bozo's nose.
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32492 BOZO TATTOOS |
The Groaning Giraffe
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Yes, it would be a good name for a salad bar, but in this case it's a description of just (1) of our cute animal-head groaning sticks. The others have an elephant, zebra and tiger on top. They're 17-1/2" long (or tall, we suppose) x 7/8" dia and their little rubber heads are removable. We'll pick a pair of moaning beasts for you.
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37712 NOISEMAKER TOYS |
Hydrophobic Sand
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Put this "Magic Sand" in water and it won't get wet. Which is weird, but true, like so much you read in this catalog. Originally developed to trap oil spills, this stuff lets you build sand castles under water. When you pour off the water, the sand is dry. Each colorful dispenser bottle holds approx 50 ml. We'll pick a pair from assorted colors, like orange, purple and hot pink.
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39580 MAGIC SAND |
Portable Moose Head
Turn any hotel, dorm or family room into a northwoods retreat with our convenient inflatable moose head, authentically colored and complete with inflatable horns and big moose ears. Approx 30" tall x 29" wide x 24" wall to snout. Smoother than your average moose, of course, but mighty impressive nonetheless.
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93388 MOOSE HEAD |
Little Giants
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Some of our biggest thinkers, in extremely cute, 3" tall incarnations. The tiny bodies and big heads of these icons come from Lord Crumwell's Oddfellows™ collection. Edgar Allen Poe is striking a somewhat Napoleonic pose, or perhaps he's just feeling for a tell-tale heart. Isaac Newton (great hair, Ike) is contemplating an apple. Science or lunch? We'll never know. And Madame Curie, nee Maria Sklodowska (but Pierre called her Manya) is clutching some lab glass and looks a little worried, as she should have been.
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93737 CURIE FIGURE | |
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93736 NEWTON FIGURE | |
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93817 POE FIGURE |
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