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Dots A Cute Kit
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Jim: “I’ve spotted a couple of cute game kits for kids.”
Pat: “Are you sure they won’t turn out to be dogs?”
Jim: “You always see things in black and white! Trust me that there are 102 reasons to order these! There’s a 7” x 5–7/8” envelope in a black & white spotted pattern that comes with (16) temporary tattoos, a 6–page game book and a teal gel pen. And there’s a red paw–print envelope with (4) Mystery Tracer Cards, a 6–page decoder book, and a decoder/invisible ink pen (which works better on plain paper than in the book). We can give them (6) kits in the package, all in a dalmatian theme!” Pat: “Walt a deal!”
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34528 B&W DALMATIAN KIT | |
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34529 RED DALMATIAN KIT |
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Squirrel Briefs
For squirrely lawyers? No, that would be stupid. These are genuine squirrel underpants. Nothing salacious, just your standard white cotton jockey-type drawers with an elastic waist. These are XXXXS, with a 9" waist, but for squirrels they're pretty much one-size-fits-all. (Will also fit most guinea pigs but are probably over-sized for the average gerbil.)
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93894 SQUIRREL SHORTS |
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Lose 'em? We Got 'em!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is or contains a marble. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Big 1" marbles. Black or white. Little 1/2" marbles. Black, white or really cool iridescent colors. We'll pick out a handful for you - out of the (15) you should get at least one or two shooters.
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28969 ASSORTED MARBLES |
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House-Shaped Flasher
We don't know why this flasher is shaped like a house, so don't ask. Nice safety item, though, for biking or nighttime walks. Measures 2-3/4" x 1-1/2" tall x 9/16" thick, with a clear front lens shaped like a bungalow and a bright, flashing red LED behind it. Pocket clip on the back. Runs on (2) replaceable button-cell batteries.
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39950 RED FLASHER |
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The Better-Answer Ball
Update your answers for today's better questions with the Geek Ball, a 21st C. version of the Octo-Ball but with (20) PC, IM and gamer-related answers, including FAIL, WIN, meh, 404 error, LOL, PWND, ? and even better ones. O RLY? Yes. RLY. Can you has this? Yes, you CAN HAS if you has a lousy (8) bucks.
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94418 PC/GAMER-RELATED GEEK ANSWER BALL |
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French Inflationist Painting
Vincent van Gogh's "Starry Night" was never more buoyant than in this 19" x 16" inflatable replica. The painting stays flat while the ornate frame inflates to approx 2-3/8" thick. Perfect for poolside décor or in-pool floating art, or for dressing up a tent or campsite. (Why ignore your aesthetic needs just because you're sleeping in the woods?) Includes (2) hanging tabs on the back. You supply the air.
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94419 16" X 19" INFLATABLE FRAMED VAN GOGH |
Our Squawkiest Frog
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
What has big red eyes and sounds like a deflated tire at 60 miles an hour? Our lovable, colorful, plastic squawking frog. Looks vaguely geckoish, but has a pistol grip. Pull the trigger and let 'im squawk. Guaranteed to be confiscated after one classroom croak, it also makes a nice alternative to applauding at your hipster boites. Measures 4" tall and requires no batteries.
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41179 COLORFUL PLASTIC SQUAWKING FROG |
Underpants In A Can!
Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the can, some (insecure) guys might find these just a touch jeune fille-ish. "Safe, Sanitary, Secure." Says so right on the 3" x 1-1/2" x 2/3" flip-top metal can. Better buy (3) in case of a long weekend.
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94417 CANNED EMERGENCY 1-SIZE UNDERPANTS |
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