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A 5-3/8" x 2-3/4" wooden boat as simple as can be. A simple balloon that fits onto it. Simply blow up the balloon, place the boat in water in a tub or pool, and let it go. The balloon's escaping air sends the boat across the water. Comes with (2) extra balloons.
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92374 BALLOON BOAT |
Therapeutic Poetry Magnets
Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Aliens (encounter, terrifying, creature…) and Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. The Gross & Weird (rubbery, spider, larvae…) and Therapy (dysfunctional, sexual, delusions…) are black-on-white, and include (12) blanks and a pencil so you can write your sweetheart’s name in the appropriate space. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each. Our rock-bottom price lets you buy all (4) for melodramatic mixing and matching.
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37184 ALIEN WORD MAGNETS | |
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37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS | |
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37182 GROSS WORD MAGNETS | |
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37185 THERAPY WORD MAGNETS |
Fun On The Fridge
Even as you read this, our office refrigerator is playing all by itself. Yours could, too, if you had this extremely cool set of automatic working-gear fridge magnets. Very instructive for budding engineers, just plain fun to watch, and, we assume, amusing for the ice box itself. You'll get (20) 3/8" thick plastic gears in assorted neon colors, all of which interlock in various patterns and turn all by themselves, driven by the 5" dia x 2" thick motorized gear/picture frame that runs on a couple of "AA"s that you provide. Gears include (7) at 4-5/8" dia and 3-1/2" dia and (6) at 2-1/2" dia. Buncha bright stickers included at no extra cost.
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92939 FRIDGIGEARS |
Puff the Magic AirZooka
Mega-cool toy air cannon. Birthdays will never be the same! The instructions on the AirZooka" say it blasts a gust (ball?) of air up to 20 feet but we blew out a candle at 30 feet, and it only took us three tries. (And you can hear the near-misses as they blow past--which is the mega-cool part.) Plastic, 11" dia x 10 1/2" deep, like a bucket with a pistol grip and a fold-down sight. The (3) segments unscrew and collapse for storage between birthdays. We'll pick fluorescent blue, green, magenta or orange, and you'll need two if you want to have air wars.
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92620 AIR CANNON |
Mirage Maker
Absolutely incredible device! The Mirage®, a precision optical instrument, creates three-dimensional images of objects of your choice where there is nothing. Drop pennies, keys or similar small objects (your sister won't fit) into the 2-3/8" dia opening of this 9" dia x 3" high flying-saucer-shaped disc, and a perfect image of the object will appear floating above it. The image is so real friends will try to grasp it, but their fingers will close on thin air! Use it as a high-tech centerpiece with a flower as the object! A booklet (included) explains the magic. New coating provides protection for the mirror surfaces. Highly recommended. Made in the USA.
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88375 MIRAGE |
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Lampless Lava
Clear acrylic sealed tube, 3-1/8" dia x 8" tall, divided into two equal chambers. The dividing wall has a hole in the center, and the tube has a quantity of viscous violet goo (glycerin?) in it that fills one chamber about 3/4 full. Stand the tube on end with the full chamber up, and over a 10 minute period the goo will ooze from the upper to the lower chamber, blowing bubbles and dribbling droplets in the process, all in slow motion. The action is somewhat reminiscent of a lava lamp, without the heat and light, and with a mixed air and goo chamber that yields much more interesting patterns. Mesmerizing, disgusting, fascinating, soothing. If you only need a little soothing you may want to try the same thing in a smaller size: 2-1/8" diameter x 4-7/8" tall. It comes in a variety of colors from which we will choose yours.
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88963 SOOTHER GOO TUBE, LG | |
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89346 SOOTHER GOO TUBE, SM. |
Doodle In 3-D
Think of it as a shortcut to learning perspective. This clever 50-sheet pad of white, 7" x 4-1/2" paper has a fine red and blue grid pattern that shows your drawing and doodling in 3-D when you wear the included 3-D glasses. It's our candidate for the why-didn't-I-think-of-that award this year.
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93371 3-D PAD |
Chicken Cum Laude
Our absolute, all-time favorite commencement-special whacko dancing musical chicken. He (or she-it's sort of gender-free) is ultra-goofy, animatronic, and 7" tall with googly eyes and yellow plush feathers. Squeeze his arm and he marches to Pomp and Circumstance for a few feet, then switches to the madly increasing tempo of the (quite loud) Chicken Dance music for a total of 30 interminable seconds. (Luckily, the switch on his hand lets you turn him off at any time.) Comes complete with a mortarboard and tassel. Whyfor surplus? The little diploma rolled up in his hand says "2006." Snip it off and and replace it with one of your own, or just tape a new digit over the six, and he's anno-appropriate. You add (3) "AA" batteries and a graduation party.
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37535 CHICKEN GRADUATE |
Get A Little Flashy
Small glittery flashing LED buttons, each 7/8" dia round x 1/2" thick with a tiny on/off switch, a magnetic back and a steel disc to attach it to paper or fabric. Put a bunch on your shirt for your birthday, brighten up the logo on your cap, or highlight your name tag at the next convention. People ignoring your notes? Use one as a paper clip. They work nicely as hair ornaments but, sadly, the magnets are not quite strong enough for earlobes. Each comes with a replaceable (if you have tiny-enough fingers) CR927-G7 button cell inside. Our each is a box of (10). You'll get (3) light green, (3) red and (4) blue, but the LED flashers inside are all red and green. Even if you do get an occasional dud (which you might), these are a real bargain at this price!
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36145 LED BUTTONS |
Half-Mile Horn
Blow into the little mouthpiece and people four blocks away will look up. Folks any closer will spill their mocha frappucinos in their laps. Actually we think the manufacturer's half-mile-range claim might even be an understatement. The Mega Sound Blaster delivers the loudest horn blast we've ever heard from this small a package (3" long x 2-1/4" dia). It has a 30" neck cord, so you'll always be ready to scare the bejeebers out of woodland critters, tell the rangers you're lost, call the kids in from the lake, or impersonate an 18-wheeler.
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92997 MEGA BLASTER |
Watch Out!
Mini-versions of international danger signs. Our each is (12) reflective triangular stickers, 2-1/2 long on each side, to warn of electrical shock, shallow water, falling trees, bicycle hazards, tractor crossings, gator habitats, and dangerous machinery, among others.
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93397 PERIL STICKERS |
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