
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Our helicoptering remote-control space-boy flies like a mini-gyronaut, and has flashing red lights on his (or her-it's hard to tell in the space suit) little derriere as a bonus. Looks like a 3" tall flying teletubber with two sets of 5-1/4" dia propellers sprouting out of his head. Includes a rechargeable Lithium polymer battery for power. Flies approx 10 minutes per charge and recharges in a few minutes from a charger that takes (8) "AA" batteries that you supply. Remote works on (3) button-cell batteries, included, and has up/down control plus trim for left/right balance. More fun than a barrel of NASA engineers.
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94194 REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SPACEMAN |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifty feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for cleaning. For kids ages 5 and up.
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90291 POTATO GUN |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
This is Philip’s new favorite toy, since he blasted a rocket so high over our parking lot that he lost sight of it (the rocket, not the parking lot). The Air Burst™ Rocket system has a 26” tall, air–powered tri–pod launcher made of plastic and rigid foam. A 65” long air hose connects it to any stand–up bike pump. After a few pumps, the air pressure bursts a replaceable booster disc in the launcher and sends a 10” x 3/4” dia rocket 250 to 1000 feet into the air. Wow! The system includes the launcher, (2) rockets, and (60) boosters (two different weights). Sending rockets out of sight, even if they usually come straight back down, is an ingenuous ploy for selling extra rockets. Our each is a pack of (2). And having extra rockets is an ingenuous ploy for selling extra booster discs. Our each is another bag of (60). No bicycle pump? The 18” black Tech Team pump blew majestically through a “double bozon” booster for us! It creates up to 120 lbs of pressure while most pumps will only generate 80 psi. It fits a Schrader (American) valve. Warning: The Air Burst™ Rocket is for ages 10 and up, with adult supervision. Don’t let us catch you out there without a kid!
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92025 AIR BURST ROCKET SYSTEM | |
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92028 AIR PUMP | |
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92027 EXTRA BOOSTER DISCS | |
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92026 EXTRA ROCKETS |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
You've seen everybody's favorite desk toy. The one that makes you swear you can pick up the coin that's right inside it. Too bad it's really a hologram you're looking at! Now you can own this petite version of the popular "illusion" toy. This one, 6" dia x 2" tall, with a 1-5/8" opening on the top, leaves more money in your wallet and more room on your desktop. And try to touch that little rubber frog that comes with it. It's either enchanting - or enchanted!
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93374 3-D MIRASCOPE |
Bigger than a baseball across the top, this is one ginormous jewel. You pick a clear or deep-translucent-blue, 24% lead crystal, cut-glass gem. It’s 3-1/8” dia at the top, tapering to point 2-1/8” deep. Could be mounted in a stunning, but really, really, really big engagement ring.
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93960 BLUE CRYSTAL GEM | |
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93959 CLEAR CRYSTAL GEM |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
There are few things handier than a set of small (3" to 3-1/2") pocket zombies, perfect for carrying to school or office so you never have to be without the living dead. You get (9) glow-in-the-dark flesh-eaters, including (1) living-dead dog and (1) who's crawling on his belly because they'll do that, your zombies.
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94099 POCKET ZOMBIES |
Smell-o-vision is taking too long to arrive, so give someone this perfectly functional solar-powered 8-digit calculator that not only looks like a famous candy bar but smells just like chocolate. Doesn't melt in your mouth or hand, just does arithmetic and smells delicious. Measures 4-1/4" x 2-3/8" x 5/16" thick. Perfect birthday gift for an accountant named Herschel.
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12452 CHOCOLATE-SCENTED SOLAR CALCULATOR |
A real desktop mesmerizer. This 7"x 5" moving sand sculpture creates endless sand-dune vistas, and can be so easily flipped to start over that you need never go back to actually working. The sand is so fine it's nearly liquid, and comes in varying shades, plus a little glitter. Black base and frame. We'll pick sand in shades of orange, purple, green or red for you.
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93744 SANDSCAPES |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Ten furlongs are condensed to (7) inches, with very small horses, in the Desktop Derby, a 6-horse straight track that lets you win money while you teach the children the evils of pari-mutuel betting. The electric track pulsates and moves the nags along at a pace of about 45 seconds per race, with heart-stopping lead changes. The best part is that they're un-handicapable: a different horse, in a different lane, seems to win every time. Measures 9-7/8" x 3-1/2" x 2" high and runs off (2) "AA" batteries, included. (Stable the horses in the base between races.)
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93816 DESKTOP DERBY HORSE RACING GAME |
You've seen those 4" dia balls that always seem to have the right answer. You pose any question, and when you turn the ball over, a printed answer floats up to the window on the bottom. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples. As our regular customers know, we don't carry rude items like this, but sometimes we find them in our warehouse and list them just to get rid of them. So please help us out and buy yours now.
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91356 SARCASTIC BALL |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Lots of (changeable) fun with multicolor Fun Straws, a 104-piece set of modular drinking-straw parts. You get (50) pieces 8" long and (42) just under 4" long, all with those bendy sections, (4) straight connectors, (3) each of T-shaped and U-shaped connectors, and (2) L-connectors. Straws are standard 3/16" dia. Put 'em all together and you've got a milk-drinking system as complicated as Willy's chocolate factory.
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93967 FUN STRAWS |
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