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3-D Mirascope
You've seen everybody's favorite desk toy. The one that makes you swear you can pick up the coin that's right inside it. Too bad it's really a hologram you're looking at! Now you can own this petite version of the popular "illusion" toy. This one, 6" dia x 2" tall, with a 1-5/8" opening on the top, leaves more money in your wallet and more room on your desktop. And try to touch that little rubber frog that comes with it. It's either enchanting - or enchanted!
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93374 3-D MIRASCOPE |
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Trick Pictures
A schizophrenic camera! The Split Cam" combines (2) photos, as you take them, and creates a single picture. Horizontally, it can meld one person's top half with another person's bottom half. It can put your pit bull's head on your boss's shoulders. Split vertically, one person can be on both the left and right sides, particularly helpful for photographers covering political candidates. Standard 200 or higher film, standard developing, 4" x 6" prints.
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92381 SPLIT CAM |
Rebel Without A Commitment
You say you're a kick-butt, edgy nonconformist thumbing your nose at middle-class hypocrisy, but you've got a job interview on Tuesday? Try our "my mother won't let me be a rock star" selection of temporary tattoos to dress up your weekend. In packs of (8) to (12) assorted appliqués from scrollwork to emblems approx 1" or 2" high. Pick from the even-more-temporary than temporary henna designs from the subcontinent (and in henna color); the semi-gothic scroll patterns and cross with green circles; the wizardish stars, hearts and crescent moons in red, gold and black; the black and white celtic knot group; or the tatts-a-palooza pack of (1) of each of the above.
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37727 CELTIC TATTS | |
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37722 HENNA TATTS | |
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37726 SEMI-GOTH TATTS | |
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37957 TATT-O-RAMA | |
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37723 WIZARDISH TATTS |
Hialeah At Home
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Ten furlongs are condensed to (7) inches, with very small horses, in the Desktop Derby, a 6-horse straight track that lets you win money while you teach the children the evils of pari-mutuel betting. The electric track pulsates and moves the nags along at a pace of about 45 seconds per race, with heart-stopping lead changes. The best part is that they're un-handicapable: a different horse, in a different lane, seems to win every time. Measures 9-7/8" x 3-1/2" x 2" high and runs off (2) "AA" batteries, included. (Stable the horses in the base between races.)
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93816 DESKTOP DERBY |
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SpiroDoodles
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
It's a good game when the concept lasts through several names, and several generations, and gets even better in the 21st century! Your parents, grandparents, and maybe great-grandparents played a version of the Space Voyagers® Space Travel SpinDoodles. They'd recognize the toothed 2-1/4" dia window and the 6 different perforated gears to create hundreds of symmetrical designs. But they didn't have a small UV LED keyring-sized light, and blue and pink UV-reactive markers. Or a compact, 4-1/2" x 3-3/8" x 7/8" plastic case that opened to store all of that, plus 20 pieces of 3" square paper. Or the (2) button batteries that come with it.
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39695 SPINDOODLES |
Weird Animals
Okay, weird decal stickers of endangered animals. Each decal is 8-3/4" x 6-1/2" with a self-adhesive back that holds, but leaves the decal removable. Under daylight, each decal shows an endangered species in a natural surrounding - manatee, whooping crane, panda or condor for example. At night, small children will be nicely scared when the picture disappears and the skeleton of each animal glows in the dark! Actually, under strong light, the skeletons of the dark colored animals, like the condor, are also visible along with all the rest of the scene. We'll pick at least (2) different ones for your assortment of (3). Bizarre!!
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32101 ENDANGERED DECALS |
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Boomerangs Are Forever
Five, count 'em, (5) little boomerangs for less than the price of an iced chai latte. We'll pick (5) of these 10" long, junior-sized plastic 'rangs in assorted colors, enough for a backyard competition. And you'll always have them, because, like bad checks, they always come back.
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39455 PLASTIC BOOMERANGS |
Flying Bird
From France comes this fun mechanical plastic bird that really flies by flapping its wings. It is about 8" long and has a wingspan of 16" tip to tip. Snap the wings in place, wind up the rubberband drive and toss it gently into the air on its maiden flight. It flies up to fifty yards with a satisfying fluttering sound. Comes with a spare rubberband drive mechanism.
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88566 FLYING BIRD TOY |
Drinking Glasses
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage consumption. Made of 1/8" and 1/4" tubing, the slurp-parts detach for when you're not drinking. Some folks here believe we got this, despite the fact that it's in perfect working order, because the package says "It's suck-sational!"
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93590 SILLY STRAW |
Stretchipedalian Fun
Direct from the confluence of kooshy toys and elongated insects come the absurdly stretchy, spiked caterpillar and centipede, the answer to a bored entomologist's dream. The stretchipillar is about 3" dia x 11" long, with big googley eyes, but he'll stretch to about 10 feet. The skinnier stretchipede is 9" long with 1-1/2" long soft spikes and will also reach about 10 feet when pulled in opposite directions. Both are cute as bugs and both have that comforting kooshish feeling when fondled. We'll select from assorted bright colors for you. Ages 8 and up, since eyeballs are easily swallowed.
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93476 STRETCHIPILLAR |
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A Week's Worth Of Whoopee
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a bottle of disappearing ink to spill on someone's white shirt, candy that turns to blood in your mouth, a pack of gum with a mousetrap inside, a nice fake nail to put through a finger, a fly-in-the-ice cube, and the American classic whoopee cushion. Add some rubber vomit and you've got enough gifts to get through Channukah.
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93664 TRICK OF THE DAY |
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