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Mold Young Minds
In your bilious-green zombie-brain mold. The plastic mold measures 9" x 7-3/8" x 3" deep and comes with (2) recipes on the box: (1) for your natural, nauseating-gray-but-yummy brain gelatin mold, and (1) for a festive bright green version infested with worms. (Gummy worms not included.) Don't like gelatin desserts? Switch to plaster of Paris and make a smart-looking paperweight.
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93210 BRAIN MOLD |
Pasta Con Body Parts
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
From Goremay Magazine’s Top 100 Slimy Entrées come Chef Mario’s Dining Disasters. Both of these are his stretchghetti creations, and you pick either the plain gooey rubber pasta with (6) floating eyeballs (assorted colors) or the special, the glow-in-the-dark noodles with green free-range worms. Both are served ala carte in a 5” dia bowl. Bon appetito!
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38946 PASTA WITH BODY PARTS | |
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38947 PASTA WITH WORMS |
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Super Balloons
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
Bright and bouncy, these thick colorful balloons inflate to a super 30" dia! Great for homemade weather balloons, giant whoopee cushions, fun in the pool, or just kicking around the yard. Need strong lungs to inflate, so these aren't for smokers; swallowable, so they're not for kiddies under 8 either. Assorted colors.
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91130 SUPER BALLOON |
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Genius Glasses
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A non-PC product offering mockery for the optically challenged. Black framed spectacles with thick acrylic "lenses" that give the wearer the look of someone with inch thick lenses for tunnel vision but don't in fact affect your sight. A great addition to your mad scientist outfit!!
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89446 MAGIC GLASSES |
Rainbow Glasses
Neon strip cardboard spectacles with diffraction gratings as the lenses. You can see the regular world, but all light sources and bright objects appear in multiple rainbow hued images. The effect is a little as though the whole world were a giant hologram. Great stocking stuffer or birthday party item for grade school ages.
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88867 DIFFRACTION GLASSES |
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The American Handy Books
PC purists please move on to other items. These two books are exact reprints of 1882 and 1887 editions: “American Girls Handy Book”: How to amuse yourself and others, and “American Boys Handy Book”: What to do and how to do it. With 441 pp (Boys) and 474 pp (Girls) these books are absolutely crammed with ideas for activities, craft projects, information about nature and the world around us as well as charming Victoriana from the founders of boy and girl scouting. A real gift from Great Great Grandma’s attic. Both you and the kids will adore them and use them constantly, and we think members of both genders will enjoy both books in today’s world.
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89349 AMER. BOYS HANDY BOOK | |
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89350 AMER. GIRLS HANDY BOOK |
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Intro to Stargazing
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Special for the tyro astronomer, this basic starter scope is a small, plastic, 20-40X telescope that measures 19-1/2" long when extended. Has a 12mm eyepiece, 43mm objective, and comes with a 12" tabletop tripod made for this scope only. Adjustable rack-and-pinion focus. Perfectly priced and shaped for stocking-stuffing!
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38984 KID SCOPE |
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Small Fry?
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
No? How about bitsy baker? An aspiring pastry chef will love this 32-piece set of toy baking tools and products. The Betty Crocker® baking set includes plastic pans, replicas of Betty Crocker packages, fake cookies, an egg, cupcakes, baking pans, measuring spoons and cup, and more, all just right to use with a child-sized kitchen set.
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37524 TOY COOKING SET |
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Four-Way Brain-Busters
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A 4-pack of Rubikian puzzle cubes, for four times the maddening fun. They're all 2-3/16" cubes, with (9) squares on each of the (6) sides. You get (1) each of a letter, number, snake, and a combo dots/geek-face puzzle to solve. For ages six and over.
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93743 FOUR CUBES |
Duck! It’s A Flying Chick!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
How many chicks would a Chicken Chucker chuck if a Chicken Chucker could chuck chicks? At least the (5) 1–1/2” rubber chickens that come with it, and as many more extra hens as you chuck into it. The Chucker, a 5–3/4” long gun that shoots pullets instead of bullets, looks like a plastic water pistol, and can catapult miniature poultry up to 15 feet. The perfect little chickens look like standard rubber chickens that have been playing with Rick Moranis’ kids. Not for children under three or omnivorous pets, who might choke on a chicken bone.
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92383 CHICKEN CHUCKER |
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92382 EXTRA CHICKENS |
Desk Viper
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Our most seductive tabletop walker...er, make that slitherer. The Sidewinder is a 5-1/4" long, plastic, triple-hinged wind-up snake that does indeed sidewind along surfaces. The fascinating darting (and forked) tongue action is just a bonus. We'll pick one of (6) assorted models and send it along, but we strongly recommend ordering several for lunch-hour snake races. Also recommended for driving cats bananas.
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93536 WIND-UP SNAKE |
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