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Digital Suspension Device
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.
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6201 FINGER HOOKS |
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Custom Phone Ring Tones
For your home phone-and you don't have to download anything. The Jingle Ring" comes with (8) tones (Beethoven, rap, bugle boy, cow, country, English butler, barbershop and racetrack) but the good part is that you can record your own, maybe scream at yourself (or your kids) to ANSWER THE PHONE! The 5" x 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" unit plugs between the phone and the wall (wire and jacks included) and runs on (4) "AAA" batteries (not included).
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39562 JINGLE RING |
Eyeglass Repair Kit
A long time favorite in our stores, this handy little kit contains (2) pads for the nose rests of your eyeglasses, (4) screws for the hinges and a jeweler's screw driver to tighten these or the existing screws. Suggested item to tuck in your bag when you go off on the safari and may find repairing the glasses a problem.
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88767 EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT |
Adjustable Ankle
Hey, that's what it says on the box. Turns out, however, not to be an actual ankle, but a very useful adjustable Flex Aid ankle support wrap. In beige neoprene, it slips under your foot and around your ankle, leaving your heel free, and closes with a hook-and-loop tab. One-size, to fit all adult ankles.
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39634 ANKLE WRAP |
Organized Sports!
We're positive this would make a good negative holder, but it also doubles as an organizer for sports and other game cards. The 12" x 9-3/8" clear-plastic sleeve has a reinforced, punched edge so it fits a standard 3-ring binder. It's divided into (4) 8-1/2" x 3" sections. Get organized!
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31324 NEGATIVE HOLDER |
Clearly Useful
It's just a clear-acrylic letter opener, but it has (5) functions. There is a 5/8" dia 4X magnifying lens, and a 2-1/2" x 1/2" magnifying bar that is 1.5X. Add in the ruler that measures up to 3" and up to 7cm. Plus the 7-3/4" long paper knife. All in one tool. All at your fingertips every time you open the mail. All for a pittance.
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34722 5-IN-1 DESK TOOL |
Save The Tables
Couldn't be simpler, these uber-plain pressboard coasters with a natural cork backing on one side. They measure 3-3/4 dia x 7/32" thick and are the epitome of clean lines and good taste, just like you.
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38153 COASTERS |
Swat Team
Get (4) lethal members, in assorted colors, in this one package of classic fly swatters. Made of flexible plastic, 18" long with a 4" x 5" striking area and a little hole in the end for hanging on a nail. More effective than chopsticks and almost as good as presidential palms.
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39452 ASSORTED FLY SWATTERS |
Pix Protection
Works for CDs and DVDs, too. Our each is a 10-pack of 5" x 7" acid-free and lignin-free archival envelopes for storing negatives, index prints, and discs. They're sealable, with a 3-1/2" x 5-1/2" window on the front and a box for entering the date and subject. Take a lot of pix? Get two dozen boxes for less than half-price.
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39229P1 10 PIX PALS | |
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39229P24 240 PIX PALS |
Small Wall Safe
Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.
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32791 OUTLET SAFE |
Electronic Tickler File
They call it the IQ Clip, because it remembers better than you do. It's a thin little electronic LCD clock and alarm with a clip (to hook it on a file, belt or pocket) and a magnetic back (to stick it to a file cabinet or kitchen appliance). It has a 15-minute resolution and can be set for any time up to 99 days in the future. The same-day alarm will give you four reminders; the future-date alarm will warn you every 15 minutes for up to 24 hours in advance. It's like your mother, but with a snooze button. We'll choose a 2-3/8" x 3/4" x 5/8" thick IQ Clip in pastel blue or yellow for you.
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37355 TIMER-ALARM |
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