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Pics Storage
If you could find your pictures, you could look at them. This small, DVD-holder-style black plastic case is made to hold (24) standard 4" x 6" snapshots inside its 17" x 19" fold-out display sheet with individual compartments. Comes with a blank sticker for the spine and internal clips to hold negatives. Closed, it measures 7-3/16" x 4-7/8" x 3/4" OA.
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37140 CATCH 24 |
Who You Gonna Call?
More to the point, who will the kids or babysitter call when bad things happen? This flip-up emergency phone directory hangs tight on the fridge with a big magnetic back and has lines for police, fire, doctor, Mom & Dad's work numbers, neighbors, allergies, medications, and many more. When closed, it shows a country-kitchen illustration. Measures 5-3/4" long x 4-1/4" wide x 1/8" when closed, 11-5/8" long when open.
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38185 FRIDGE DIRECTORY |
A Little Windy
Work in a stuffy office? Blow it off with this little desktop fan. Measures 3-3/4" tall x 2-3/4" wide x 1-7/8" thick, with a pair of finger-friendly foam blades. Stands on a built-in easel and runs on (2) "AA" batteries that you supply. Our choice of color.
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38699 DESK FAN |
Digital Suspension Device
We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.
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6201 FINGER HOOKS |
Any Nuts On The Tree?
To be honest, we don't see this painted-pressboard family tree on any table that belongs to OUR family. It's 15" wide x almost 15" tall, painted a blatant green and brown, and is just too sappy. But the (10) 2-1/2" x 2" oval frames scattered on it are easy to access from the back and have lightweight plastic protecting any pictures they hold. We think the tree is great for kids' bedrooms and could work well in classrooms -- and if it's a gift from a kid, complete with family pictures, who's gonna complain about a little sap on the furniture?
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31545 FAMILY TREE FRAME |
Multipurpose Extender
This pink-painted metal pole, approx 3/4" dia, extends and locks anywhere from 28-3/4" to 49" long. One end has a tip that can be hung on a hook, the other has a U-shaped plastic prong, with notches on the ends and a small vestigial hook facing backwards. No doubt perfect for its intended use, which is, like Atlantis and Judge Crater, forever lost. Maybe held a mop head. Maybe put stuffed monkeys on high shelves and retrieved them. Good for catching snakes, getting hangers down from overhead, mini-shuffleboard games, or sundry other things. Unlimited opportunities for only a buck!
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38213 EXTENDA-WIDGET |
Ionizing Desmokifier Ashtray
From Philco. A magic ashtray with a little fan that sucks up smoke right into the built-in ionizer. Measures 6-1/4" x 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" in a black-plastic housing with a metal insert and butt holder. You supply a pair of "AA" batteries and the smokes.
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38229 AUTO-ASHTRAY |
Small Wall Safe
Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.
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32791 OUTLET SAFE |
For Cutting Corners
Protects kiddles from cutting their little noggins open on those sharp table corners, but equally useful for protecting the corners of tables, picture frames, or anything else with corners when your clumsy brother-in-law is helping you move. Our each is a package of (4) 1-11/16" sq x 1-3/8" high, self-adhesive protectors in a rubbery plastic.
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38248 CORNERS |
The Auto-Nagger
You say you often need a little extra reminding, or know someone who does? The Motion Memo (aka Auto-Nagger) is a digital recorder that can be set to replay whenever you or anyone else passes within (4) feet of it. It's a silver and blue plastic oval, 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 1-1/4" thick, that records a 16-second message. Can also be set to activate a 5-second night light, and comes with a base, a magnet on the back, and (4) likely dead "AAA" batteries. Use it to auto-greet teens arriving home at 3:00 a.m., or put it on the fridge to say "Do you really need another snack, Dave?"
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38856 AUTO NAGGER |
Painless Pins
These are your classic safety pins, invented by the Mycenaean Greeks in the 14th Century BC, and still available today through AS&S. You'll get (100) in (3) sizes: (50) at 1-1/8" long, (25) at 1-1/4", and (25) at 1-1/2", all in a handy reusable plastic box, which even the Mycenaeans didn't have.
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93542 100 SAFETY PINS |
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