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The Butt Bucket
For when you just can't drag yours around anymore? No, for out-of-sight cigarette butt and ash disposal. This mini-bucket, sans handle, is a 3-1/4" dia x 3-7/8" tall ashtray that can sit on a desk or table, or fit neatly into a car's cup holder. Its removable lid has (3) slots to hold lit cigarettes and a small, cigarette-diameter hole so the butts slide out of sight and go out for lack of oxygen. Comes in assorted colors (our choice) and cuts down ambient dead-butt odors, too.
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93044 BUTT BUCKET |
Scrunch A Buncha Cans
Reduce recycling space with this wall-mount steel can crusher. Very satisfying to use: pull the 12-1/4" long padded handle and it easily smooshes cans up to 5-3/8" tall (standard aluminum beverage size) into squat little accordion-pleated stumps. The black and gray steel unit mounts with the included screws and has a handy bottle opener under its the front lip, because you don't.
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23024 CAN CRUSHER |
The Auto-Nagger
You say you often need a little extra reminding, or know someone who does? The Motion Memo (aka Auto-Nagger) is a digital recorder that can be set to replay whenever you or anyone else passes within (4) feet of it. It's a silver and blue plastic oval, 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 1-1/4" thick, that records a 16-second message. Can also be set to activate a 5-second night light, and comes with a base, a magnet on the back, and (4) likely dead "AAA" batteries. Use it to auto-greet teens arriving home at 3:00 a.m., or put it on the fridge to say "Do you really need another snack, Dave?"
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38856 AUTO NAGGER |
Small, Cute, And Warm
Like a puppy. Our black and white desktop coffee warmer heats up to 180°, just like the ones you see in SkyMall. Measures 4-1/2" square x 7/8" thick with a 3" dia ceramic element, off/on switch, indicator light, and 5-foot power cord that plugs into any 120vac household outet. Knowledgeable hostesses also know how handy these are for keeping the gravy in a liquid state on the sideboard. UL.
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38156 CUP WARMER |
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Flat Booklight
No wires, no geese necks, no big clips, just a 4" x 7" piece of clear acrylic with a 1/2" thick black-plastic edge on one side that holds (4) "AAA" batteries (not included) and a pair of white LEDs. Lay it on the book, hold it with your thumb (like part of the book) and the light disperses through the acrylic sheet and lights up the whole page. Has an on/low/high power switch.
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38227 BOOKLIGHT |
Terra Cotta Chinese Army
These are very nice miniature replicas of (4) different Chinese terra cotta warriors, modeled on the army unearthed at Xi'an. Ours are 2-1/2" tall, except for the kneeling figure, who's shorter, of course, because he's on his knees. Granted, if you're planning to replicate the 8,099 soldiers in the original you'll need a substantial order (which, as of this writing, we could fill), but even a few dozen would be mighty impressive lined up on the coffee table.
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36966 WARRIOR FIGURES |
Putin These On Sale
Seventy-plus years of Soviet history neatly packed into a set of (5) wooden nesting dolls, just like the chubby-mummy matryoshka, but with hammer and sickle emblems on their backs. The outer doll is a 6-1/2" tall Gorbachev, with Brezhnev, Khruschev (we think), Joe Stalin, and a tiny, 1-3/4" Vladimir Lenin all nesting inside. Recent Russian events are putin them in the surplus universe.
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37958 RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS |
The Auto-Spoon
No more wasted energy stirring your coffee; no more dregs at the bottom of your hot chocolate; no more mocha residue in the remains of your morning mocha latte. Not with the Stir-Crazy Spin Mugs, born at the nexus of the beverage mug and the mini-blender industries. Each clear-plastic drinking mug, (you'll get a pair) is 5-1/4" tall x 3-1/2" dia (approx 12 oz) with a pair of (dead) "AA" batteries in the black base. Replace the batteries, hit the push-button, and watch the little coiled-spring whisk stir up the contents while you relax. Could whip up a little salad vinaigrette, too. They come with black sippy-cup lids and are, unsurprisingly, not dishwasher safe.
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37449 BLENDER CUPS |
Small Wall Safe
Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.
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32791 OUTLET SAFE |
Water, Water Everywhere
The Noah's Flood Alarm alerts you instantly to a leaking hot-water heater or an overflowing tub. Place the small, flat plastic sensor where water shouldn't be. A 10-ft white wire leads to a 3-3/8" x 1-3/4" x 3/4" plastic housing with an LED alarm and (2) "AA" batteries (yours, not ours). When the sensor gets wet, the LED will flash and a buzzer (think alarm clock) will sound and save the day.
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92474 FLOOD ALARM |
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