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Lawn Decor
Smiley-face lawn ornaments: perfect for the horridays. For Halloween there's Dracula, a standard yellow and black smiley jazzed up with fangs and a black collar. It is roughly 1' sq corrugated plastic with 7" long metal rods. You get (3) as our each. Protest Christmas with the Dracula Smiley!.
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32377 DRACULA SMILEY |
Scaled Down Christmas
"...not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse"-unlikely. Rumor has it that the mouse was laying awake, thinking about how he was going to explain to his kids that he couldn't find a small enough Christmas tree that year. Don't let this happen again: get our 6-1/2" Christmas trees, mounted on a 1-1/2" circular wooden base. They have a few hanging bells, berries and ornaments, and would be the perfect gift for the mouse of your house. No mice?-create a table top scene, or slap a hook on 'em and hang them from the tree!
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29068 MINI X-MAS TREE |
Santa Tea Set
Invite Ms Mouse and her friends in for a Christmas tea. Serve them cookies and cakes from the 3-1/2" dia plate decorated with an Xmas tree, gold stars and sprigs of holly. Pour the tea from the 2" tall pot shaped like a Santa whose head comes off for filling. And join them in sipping tea from the (4) 1" dia cups molded like gift bags with gold tie strings as handles. If you have no mouse friends, use it for holiday decoration. Charming fun for those over three (choking hazard).
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30726 SANTA TEA SET |
Tree Chic
The best-dressed tree at your next Christmas party will be the one wearing the 15-1/2" Santa hat. A cone-shaped, clear-plastic liner keeps the hat perky looking through the longest holiday season, and since our each is that hat, plus (4) 3" stockings and (4) 5-3/4" hats, it will be cunningly coordinated. All are soft red felt with white trim. The petite accessories have loops for easy tree trimming. Tres jolie!
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31575 SANTA TREE TRIMS |
Glitter to the Max
Toss the gift wrap. The total glitz of these ready-to-fold gift boxes 2-1/4" square x 24" long is all you need to really impress. Dazzlingly reflective foil boxes have double tabs to keep them closed so you can even skip the ribbon! They're shipped flat - so easy to store that you can buy a dozen.
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32493 RED BOX | |
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32494 SILVER BOX |
Uncarved Pumpkin
Halloween's coming, and the doctor's still not allowing you to have sharp instruments? Tattoo that pumpkin! We have 4" x 7-1/2" cards of removable "tattoo" decals in (6) different styles - a couple of traditional jack-o-lantern faces, a cartoonish cat, and (3) bizarre clowns. Our package of (5) will have at least (3) different styles. Each card includes pumpkin-scale facial features, plus a couple of human-scale tattoos and instructions on how to apply the pieces to a real person - you can figure out the pumpkin part from there. We suppose you could put the bigger tattoos on your bod as a surprise treat for the doctor, but then he might take away your day-room privileges.
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33001 PUMPKIN TATTOOS |
Happy Birthday
Plastic goodie bags, 6" x 9" , that you wouldn't buy at the party shop because they're too expensive. Check out our price. Most have a birthday party theme, we'll send you an assorted package of (50). If you're really obsessive you could spend hours figuring which kid gets the Bozo(r) bag, who gets the ballerina bag, who gets Popeye(c) or Paddington(tm), the airplanes or the dinosaurs. All bags are printed on white plastic, and have handles that could slip over a hook or knob.
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27133 GOODIE BAGS |
Candles In Glass
Charming diminutive figures. The flat, 2-1/4" angel and 2-1/8" snowman are solid glass, 15/16" deep, just shallow enough to hold a wick and a 1/4" layer of translucent candle-gel in red, green, blue or purple (at least 2 different colors in your package of 4). After the candle is gone, stand the clear-glass figures upright on your table or mantle.
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34366 ANGEL CANDLES | |
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34365 SNOWMAN CANDLES |
Keepin' Even
Ohmygosh! George Wilson sent a Christmas card this year after missing two years, and you don't even know his address! Our Holiday Card Registry saves the (holi)day. The red spiral binding and a holly wreath on the cover set this 5" x 7" book apart from your everyday address book. And somewhere on one of the (60) 2-sided pages, each with spaces for (9) names and addresses and (5) years of sent/recvd records, is good ol' Mr Wilson.
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33424 CARD REGISTRY |
Wear The Green
It's the St. Paddy's Day Parade! March with (11) other boyos, all of you holding smiling shamrocks in front of your faces. (Our each is a bag of 12.)The Kelly-green 9-3/4" wide shamrocks, actually folding paper fans with plastic frames, do have, we note, unusual bifurcated petals. Bifurcated? Sounds more like a condition you'd find yourself in at Corrigan's place after the parade, as in "Hey, Toomey, get that Sullivan out of here. He's bifurcated!"
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34359 SHAMROCK FANS |
Sweet Heart
Candles for your sweetie -- plump white heart candles 1-3/16" thick nest in red ruffly heart-shaped frames 3-1/4" dia. They might be called bleeding hearts, since the red has bled ever so slightly into the white, but the dazzle of a dozen hearts burning with love far outshines that!
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31478 HEART CANDLES |
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