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Head Giggler
Say who? What we have here is a little 4" x 3" bullet-with-a-handle massager with (2) attachments. The bumpy disk is for vibrating assorted body parts, like knee joints and such. The fold-out wire octopus prongs fit on your noggin and "create a feeling of pleasant giggly goose-bumpy sensation." Indeed it do. It also create a happy-dopey expression on the faces of our staff. Surplus alert: the "spider" attachment fits a little loosely, but it's not a problem when in use, and the prongs are steel, not the copper the label states. We'd disregard the label's claims about curing hair loss, too, and just enjoy that giggly goose-bumpiness.
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38384 HEAD GIGGLER |
Wireless Weather Station
Stick the remote sensor outside, and the main unit inside within 100 feet of it, and read the clock, calendar, and inside and outside temperatures on the big LCDs. Look, Ma, no wires! Both units are dark gray plastic: the sensor is approx 3" x 3", the main unit a 5" x 3-1/2" x 1-3/16' thick oval. Each will hang on a wall or stand alone on little removable stand. You add (2) "AA" and (3) "AAA" batteries. The main unit includes a min/max temperature memory and (2) programmable alarms. Measures 32°F to 122°F indoors; -4°F to 140°F outdoors. Made by RCA.
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38171 WEATHER STATION |
How Cold Is It...?
This neatly unobtrusive thermometer will let you know. In clear plastic, 3" sq x 7/8" thick, you mount it outside the window and it disappears. All you see through the glass is the red and blue, easy-to-read dial. Measures -60°F (the temperature at which dogs stick to sidewalks) to 120°F (when golf balls melt) in 2° increments. Mounts with self-adhesive strips, included. Made in Germany.
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38193 WINDOWMOMETER |
Talking Bandages
These bandages don't talk out loud, but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The lovely bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy. Either way, you won't see these stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES |
3-in-1 Weather Instrument
Handsome devil, too; looks rather like an old schoolhouse clock. A 13" dia silver-colored plastic frame holds an 8-1/2" dia dial thermometer, with black hands and numerals on a white face, and with a 2" dia hygrometer and barometer, both inset in the bottom half. Registers -40° to +120° (Fahrenheit only), humidity from 10 to 100% and barometric pressure from 28 to 31 inches and 95 to 105 kilopascals. Made for indoor or outdoor use, it includes a calibrating tool and a 1/4" keyhole mounting slot.
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37438 WEATHER STATION |
Showerhead Of The Stars
Angelina Jolie has this showerhead at home. OK, we made that up, but it's a really, really nice showerhead. From Kohler®, it's 5-1/2" dia in a plastic bell-shaped housing with chrome and brass accents and (72), we said (72!), spray openings that push out 2-1/2 gallons per minute. Measures 4-1/2" OA, with a ball-and-socket joint. Fits a standard 1/2" water supply. CSA listed. Go soak your head.
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38059 SHOWERHEAD |
Read Into The Night...
with this small but clever light! The nice, dark-smoked-plastic book light will stand securely on a flat surface, or hold tight to a book cover with the 4-1/2" long x 1-3/4" wide paper-clip style base. The tiny-but-bright white LED lamp has an even tinier slide switch, and an 8" long covered wire that you can bend to hold in any position. Runs on (3) included AG13 button cell batteries that work, but are reaching their shelf life, which explains why they're lighting up our life.
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37848 BOOK LIGHT |
Keepsakes
You've seen these pewter keepsake coins in one of the biggest national catalogs, but now they're ours. Present the 1-1/4" dia embossed medallions (a bride and groom, beribboned booties, a mortarboard and diploma) as special gifts for weddings, births or graduations. On the back, a garland encircles a 1" dia area that's just right for engraving. For a gift box with a display window, perfectly sized for these coins, order our Item #33990.
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33993 BABY COIN | |
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33991 GRADUATION COIN | |
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33992 WEDDING COIN |
Ring Around
It’s the little things that make life easier — like color-coded keys. These rubber rings in black, gray, blue, green, red and yellow are approx 7/8" ID, and can be stretched to fit over round and oddly shaped tops of keys that aren’t too large. Our each is a bag that says (26) but has (24) rings in it. If that means we get a great price on it, we’ll just make-do without those (2) missing rubber rings.
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35592 KEY ID RINGS |
TeleScratcher
It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher or a long distance sand rake for mini Zen gardens. OK, it's both. It's got a convenient pocket clip at the fat end of the 5-draw antenna and a 1-1/8" wide, 6-tine rake on the business end. Compresses to 6-3/4" and opens to a full 26-1/2", which can be important, depending on the size of your back or your garden.
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93158 POCKET SCRATCHER |
Emery Boards
Black emery boards. "Super-long-life" black emery boards. These are pocket/purse-size -- even if your pocket or purse is really small - measuring 4" long x 3/8" wide. Each pack has (2) emery boards, and you'll get (4) packs. Better order lots; you know how you keep losing them.
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37699 SUPER EMERY BOARDS |
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