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No More Cooked Kids
Cranked-up water heaters mean clean laundry, but risky showers. The 1-1/2" wide x 2" long Scald Guard has a standard 3/4" thread, and screws in between your shower head and water pipe. You decide what "too hot" is, and the adjustable valve reduces the water flow to a trickle when it hits that temperature. Make life safer, especially for the very young and the very old.
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28854 SCALD GUARD |
Grandma Was A Card Counter
But we cleaned her clock when we got this professional, 4-deck dealer's shoe for our family blackjack nights. It's black plastic, with a heavy metal roller inside. We'll thoughtfully include (4) decks of cards. Measures 9" long x 4" wide and is solid enough for one-hand operation, just like the ones on the Strip.
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37621 DEALER SHOE |
Burning Balls
Our not-quite-DIY candles are pretty 1-3/8" dia balls in deep, rich colors. Each set -- you get (3) sets in all -- is (5) balls strung on a single wick. You get to trim the wicks, make sure the bottoms are flat, and tell your friends you're into candle-making. They are green in color.
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31309 BALL CANDLES |
Pocket (Cigar) Diary
Don't you hate it when you forget what you smoked last week? This is a faux (but good faux) black leather pocket binder, 8" x 4-1/2" with (6) standard binder rings, a couple of card/receipt slots and penholder inside, plus a locking strap. Think filo-organizer type. The inserts are tossable in seconds, or you could actually use the cigar-sizing chart and diary pages to keep track of exactly how many minutes you smoked that panatela on Thursday.
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37899 CIGAR DIARY |
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Tread Carefully
Or you'll fall down and go boom. Try our package of (8) white-vinyl, non-slip treads. Each uber-adhesive peel-and-stick strip is 10" long x 3/4" wide x .022" thick. Stick 'em on the tub or shower floor, around the pool, or anywhere people might slip and slide and then sue you.
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37998 SAFETY TREADS |
Little Compact
Forgive us our redundancy, but that's what this is: a smaller-than-usual mirrored compact, from Clinique. (We know it's Clinique because it says so on the top.) The case is a bright-copper-colored, metallic-look plastic. Measures 3-5/8" x 2" x 7/16" closed with a 3-1/2" x 1-11/16" mirror and, alas, nothing else inside. Wethinks it was meant for eye-shadow.
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37882 CLINQUE MIRROR |
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Bab's Bench
Your pointy-toed fashion doll gets tired of being cooped up in the house, no matter how dreamy it is. Let her get dolled up for a garden party and perch on this nicely detailed garden bench. The 2-1/2" high resin bench is painted very grass green, with a 8-1/4" x 2-3/4" seat. If you're too old for dolls, press it into use as cute kitsch.
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31397 GREEN BENCH |
Sore Muscles?
This battery-operated massager vibrates at an acceptable level, with (4) interchangeable 2" x 1-3/16" heads designed for general use, scalp treatment, sore muscles or joint massage. The unit, which resembles a pistol-shaped hair dryer, is 8-3/4" x 7" when open to a right angle, and is powered by the amount of pressure applied to the body when at that angle. When the pressure is released, it automatically turns off. We believe that the reason these were so reasonably priced is that the handle is a little tricky to use. It must remain tight during use to maintain battery contact. Fold the unit in half for storage or travel. Requires (2) "D" batteries (not included).
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35856 BODY MASSAGER |
Football Fido
Woof! Football Fido will tackle your closet clutter in no time. The 43" tall football-holding bulldog is a closet organizer with (4) pockets, each 5-1/2" x 9". Fido is white with brown spots, pockets alternate red and blue. Hang man's best friend from the fabric hook and have your very own closet guard dog.
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32358 CLOSET ORGANIZER, DOG |
Rack 'em Up
Bob the Plumber told you it was going to cost $15,000. to remodel your bathroom. Ha! Bob doesn't shop at A.S.&S. For less than the price of a loofah, you can have (4) -- count 'em, (4) -- new towel racks. Your package of (4) 25-3/8" x 9/16" dia rods has (8) 5-1/2" x 2-3/16" x 7/16" thick pre-drilled brackets. Real wood, ready to stain or paint and mount on the wall (hardware not included). Okay, you're down to $14,997.05. Keep shopping!
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34643 TOWEL RACK |
Lyrics, Too!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers! Nightwing! Ice Castles! Americathon 1998! Hair! The Champ! With full-color photo montages direct from the film, and select snippets of dialogue, each late 70's Fotonovel™ retells a movie in 190 pages. See John Ritter, Harvey Korman and a host of B-movie stars in stop-action glory and unbelievably dated fashions. Great fun for movie fans. We'll bundle (5) different books (of the six titles we have) together for a gang read!
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31785 MOVIE FOTONOVELS |
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