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No more wasted energy stirring your coffee; no more dregs at the bottom of your hot chocolate; no more mocha residue in the remains of your morning mocha latte. Not with the Stir-Crazy Spin Mugs, born at the nexus of the beverage mug and the mini-blender industries. Each clear-plastic drinking mug, (you'll get a pair) is 5-1/4" tall x 3-1/2" dia (approx 12 oz) with a pair of (dead) "AA" batteries in the black base. Replace the batteries, hit the push-button, and watch the little coiled-spring whisk stir up the contents while you relax. Could whip up a little salad vinaigrette, too. They come with black sippy-cup lids and are, unsurprisingly, not dishwasher safe.

37449 BLENDER CUPS
$7.50 PKG(2)

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Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Time was, these service bells were on every teacher's desk and the front desk of every hotel in the world. They're still a classically beautiful design, and they'll still bring folks running when you tap the little plunger on top. The chrome bell sits on a black enameled steel base and the whole thing is 2-3/4" dia x 1-7/8" tall.

93213 DESK BELL
$4.95 EACH

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Avocado Bagmaker

No, no, no, no-not bags for avocados. We're not in California. This is the Bagmaker" Sealer, a blast from the avocado kitchens of the past and a perfect collectible for your retro kitchen. A competitor of those Seal-a-Snack-like, hot-wire plastic-bag-sealing devices that no 1970 kitchen could be without. Still handy, however, in kitchen, lab, craft-room or shop. Comes with a 50-foot roll of 12"-wide, 1.5 mil bag material, but we think the refills for similar products still on the market would fit in the reservoir. Probably. And if not, this will still seal up regular plastic bags. The unit measures 13-5/8" long x 4-1/2" deep x 2-3/4" high, sits on a counter or mounts on a wall, draws 35W at 120VAC and is UL listed. You know you've always regretted selling yours in that garage sale. Go for it.

36150 BAGMAKER
$3.95 EACH

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Foolproof Carbide

Our hand-held knife and scissors sharpener has a pair of tungsten carbide heads pre-set at the correct angle for keeping an edge on things. Just rest the blade in the notch and pull. Pistol-grip style with a guard, in black plastic. Measures 6" x 5/8" wide, with reversible and replaceable carbide cutting heads.

92428 SHARPENER $2.50 EACH Out of Stock.
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You Scratch Our Back…

And we'll scratch yours. You send us a little cash, we send you several back scratchers. Choose your size to match the size of your back. The long one is 17" x 1" wide, the short one is 8-1/4" x 3/4" wide, both in lacquered bamboo. These are our special, multi-itch design, so they work just as well on feet.

29293 BACK SCRATCHER
$2.50 PKG(3)
38777 SHORT SCRATCHER
$2.75 PKG(4)
 

Moving Sky-Show Extraordinaire

This staggeringly vivid night-sky projector features green, laser-beamed moving stars and cloud cover and, according to Paul (our in-house astro-galactic display maven), "adjustable-intensity nebula." If that means you can lie supine and happily stare at it for a few hours, we agree, particularly if you cue up the Dark Side of the Moon album at the same time. Or skip the Pink Floyd, and use it to lull the children to sleep. Not an astronomically accurate sky, of course, but you're definitely not going to care. The unit is approx 11" tall on a 9-1/2" x 8-3/8" oval base and plugs in via a wall adapter. The manufacturer suggests a maximum 4-hour duty cycle, white or light walls and a very dark room. Has mounting slots on the base.

93184 LASERSTARS
$149.95 EACH
 

Multiple Charging Station

Neat-freak alert! End ugly cord proliferation, free up electrical outlets, keep your electronic devices in one place overnight-AND have everything charged when you need it! The Power Station holds (3) wall adapters and cords inside it, where they plug into a built-in internal power strip. Thread the business ends of the chargers through the little openings in the front and keep your cell-phone, MP3 player, PDA, Blueberry, GameLads, whatever, snug in the adjustable holders on top. The designer plastic case measures 10-1/2" long x 5" wide x 3-3/4" deep, and has a 6-foot power cord. It will probably be pink, but the box isn't marked, and some other color could always show up. These are, after all, leftovers from a well-known catalog merchant whose last name is the same as Geo. Washington's house.

38115 POWER STATION
$9.75 EACH

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Power Plunging

Quadruple the power of your plunging with the "JMK Power Plunger," a pump-action drain clearer. Has a 7"-long throw on the sturdy plastic pump body, and comes with both a 6-1/4" dia standard plunger head and a 2-1/2" dia head for use on small sink drains. Approx 17" long OA.

93495 PLUNGER
$8.95 EACH

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Critters Crossing

Everyone needs a "Mosquito Crossing" sign at the summer cottage. If you own a formal wear shop or a wedding chapel, you really need the "Penguin Crossing" sign. Taverns everywhere should warn patrons about inattentive jackalopes, and actual dairy farmers might have a genuine, non-cute, need for the "Cow Crossing" version. These are all well-made 12" square indoor/outdoor metal signs, painted standard traffic yellow with a black border and realistic animal graphics. Each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

92803 COW CROSSING
$11.95 EACH
91718 PENGUIN CROSSING
$11.95 EACH

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Let's Wrap It Up, People

And quickly, before it swells. You select the width to fit the size of your boo-boo or your extremities. All these elastic bandages are textured to self-adhere, and all are (5) yards long when stretched. There are (2) 1" bandages in each package; all the other packages are single bandages. Only the 2" bandage is latex-free.

38463 1 INCH BANDAGE
$2.25 PKG(3)
38464 2 INCH BANDAGE
$3.25 PKG(3)
38465 3 INCH BANDAGE
$4.15 PKG(3)
38466 4 INCH BANDAGE
$4.95 PKG(3)

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Small Wall Safe

Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.

32791 OUTLET SAFE
$4.75 EACH

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