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Lawn Sprinkler

You asked Dad for a pool and he gave you a stupid lawn sprinkler. Do the same for your whining kids! Our stupid lawn sprinkler is red plastic with a white plastic propeller (may need tightening), has a 4" lawn spike and a threaded to non-threaded hose adapter. It's a gift you know your kids will never forget.

32392 PLASTIC SPRINKLER
$1.25 EACH

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Pro Gear

Brass plated calipers, not unlike the ones we use to determine the sizes of all our merchandise! 7-1/4" long when closed. Measures both inside and outside diameters, up to 5-1/2" and 140mm (in both metric and English), in increments of 1/16" and 1mm.

91170 BRASS CALIPER
$6.50 EACH

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Rack 'em Up

Rack 'em Up

Bob the Plumber told you it was going to cost $15,000. to remodel your bathroom. Ha! Bob doesn't shop at A.S.&S. For less than the price of a loofah, you can have (4) -- count 'em, (4) -- new towel racks. Your package of (4) 25-3/8" x 9/16" dia rods has (8) 5-1/2" x 2-3/16" x 7/16" thick pre-drilled brackets. Real wood, ready to stain or paint and mount on the wall (hardware not included). Okay, you're down to $14,997.05. Keep shopping!

34643 TOWEL RACK
$1.00 PKG(4)
 

Trunk Shovel

Like the army's classic "entrenching tool," except this one doesn't fold. Measures 28" long with a one-piece tempered-steel blade 8" long x 5-3/4" wide, a fiberglass shaft, and a comfy molded plastic handle. Dig it.

93199 TRENCH TOOL
$7.50 EACH

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What Color Are Your Socks?

Yeah, we've had that problem, too. Comes of pulling 'em out of dark dresser drawers. The Genius Light is a tiny, 2-3/8" x 1-3/16" x 3/4" thick oval with a pair of white battery powered LEDs inside, operated by a magnetic switch. Mount the self-adhesive light and the self-adhesive 1/2" x 3/16" x 3/8" plated magnet within 1/2" (ignore the 1" directions) of each other on opposing surfaces in a drawer, door-frame, cabinet, or fuse box, wherever you need a little light without any wiring. Open the door/drawer and the light goes on. Magical, no? Our each is a pack of (2) lights and magnets. Includes (3) button cell batteries for each light.

37571 GENIUS LIGHT
$10.95 EACH

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Fit To Be Tied?

So go fit this 1/16" wide twist-tie wire, the same type keeping your bread fresh, around anything you need to tie up. Or down. This wire's coated with green plastic. You'll get a 125-foot spool for a penny a foot.

37477 TWIST WIRE
$1.25 EACH

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Drainer Disks

With many, many other uses. Myriad uses, we tell you. There must be, given what they look like, and what our customers get up to. Our each is a set of (3) clear plastic concave disks at 5-3/8", 5-7/8", and 6-1/2" dia, each with (16) 5/8" holes and a removable white silicone gasket on the circumference. Made to put in the bottom of a bowl (curved side up) so salads, fruit, seafood, or whatever won't sit in its own dressing, juice or melted ice. Or you might want to make clear speaker guards, flower frogs, sunburst-style pencil holders, lamp parts, air vents for acrylic hamster habitats, alien hats, mouthpieces for robots, flowers for your acrylic garden. Send us a pic.

must go 37794 DRAINER DISKS
$2.25 EACH (was $5.25)

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Ooh! How Bright Your Stairs Are!

Don't curse the darkness, add a little visibility to the stairs or anything else that you need to see in the dark, like low beams or doorframes. Our each is Jobar's 4-pack of smooth, light-green, glow-in-the-dark rubber stair treads with self-adhesive strips around the perimeter. Each tread is 15-3/4" long x 6-3/4" deep x 1/16" thick. The adhesibility isn't all it could be, so you might want to add a touch of glue (and skip the on-carpet application that the picture shows). These also slice up easily for smaller applications.

93270 GLO-STAIRS
$14.95 EACH
 

Let's Give Them A Hand!

On a stick. This goofy, cartoon-like plastic paw is pale green and on a 15" long handle. It was made as a foolish fly-swatter, and is, but it has oh so many other possibilities. Buy two and let them see you applaud from the back row. Keep it in your desk and wait for someone to ask for a hand. Scratch your back, or the dog's. Stir things up. Wave.

38190 SPARE HAND
$1.50 EACH

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Collapsible Barrel.

How cool is this? Spring-loaded storage! When packed in its nylon zipper bag, it's 17" dia x 4" wide, with carrying handles. Unzip it and the spiral steel spring inside pops it open to become a standing, 17" dia x 22" tall, nylon canvas barrel. Has a zipper lid. Think camping hamper. Expanding beer cooler. Traveling trash can.

93407 SPRING BAG
$12.95 EACH

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