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Digital Suspension Device
We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.
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6201 FINGER HOOKS |
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Nut Cases
But you'll like having these nut cases around the house. You'll get a trio of brown (nut)-colored, nut-shaped, unglazed terra cotta containers with lids and flat bottoms. We'll pick (3) from 2-3/4" x 3" up to 5-1/4" x 3-1/4" from our selection of peanuts, walnuts, pecans and more. Ideal for autumn craft projects, hard-candy dishes, or a big surprise for your pet squirrel.
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37181 NUTTY CONTAINERS |
Talking Bandages
These bandages don't talk out loud, but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The lovely bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy. Either way, you won't see these stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES |
The Talking Doorbell
Call it a toy that's not a toy. The "Say What?" wireless doorbell is marketed to kids for their rooms, but is equally useful for the houses, apartments and offices of people with a sense of humor. Put the 2" x 5-5/8" x 1-3/4" bell unit on the outside, mount the 5-18" x 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" receiver inside up to approx 30 feet away. (Ignore the 50-feet instructions on the packaging.) You record a digital 10-second greeting, or warning, that plays to the bell-pusher when the bell is pressed. Inside, you hear one of (4) preprogrammed sounds: a meow; circus music; dance music; or a voice saying "Here comes trouble." Units have two volume levels. Requires (2) "AA" batteries for the bell (included, but likely dead) plus (3) C-cells, not included, for the receiver. Includes mollies and double-sided tape for mounting. Can be used for outside entrances, but we'd suggest only in protected areas.
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38435 WIRELESS BELL |
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