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Martian Popper Thing
Perennially popular in the stores, the Martian Popper Thing is virtually useless. It is a rather clown-like figure molded from the waist up. About 4-1/2" tall, it is made of air filled latex, sort of like a heavy balloon. Squeeze the orange body and the blue eyes and red ears and nose pop out in a very satisfying manner. Definitely approved as a method for expressing your mood when you desperately want to choke the @!&*! out of someone. Infinitely reusable. Which is a must for most of us!!!
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88761 MARTIAN POPPER THING |
Rearview Glasses
A pair of shades with the outer portion of each lens half silvered on the eyeball side. Glance left or right and see behind you. Cool undercover item for the younger sleuth or the dirty old man on the beach who doesn't want to be discovered. Whatever your motive, you need a pair now.
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90338 REARVIEW GLASSES |
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Sarcastic Ball
We've all seen those 4" dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples. As our regular customers know, we don't carry items like this, but sometimes we find them in our warehouse and list them just to get rid of them. So please help us out and buy yours now. Sure! (Sorry folks. Due to unforeseen circumstances the sarcastic ball is out til Jan. 2008.)
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91356 SARCASTIC BALL |
Glass-Hugging Bugs
Suction bugs - and bats, salamanders and other creatures - will make fun pets mounted in the corner of your monitor, on the monitors of all your friends, and on mirrors, windows, car windows and refrigerator doors. The rubber creatures are a variety of bright colors, about 3" long, with 5/8" suction cups on their undersides. Our each is a pack of (25). We at A.S.&S., of course, are going to stick hooks through the suction cups and hang them on our Christmas tree....
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33670 SUCTION BUGS |
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Roleplaying
Foster fantasy! The 4" flexible rubber animal heads are hand puppets for young children, although they are probably finger puppets for you. The realistic heads, with lots of teeth and beady eyes, include a hippo, elephant, giraffe, gorilla, tiger, cougar, camel, crocodile, snake, wolf and polar bear, plus a goofy horse who looks like he's been drinking the Budweiser(r), instead of pulling it. Maybe that explains how he got in with such a wild crowd. We'll pick out (4) different animals for you.
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33926 ANIMAL PUPPETS |
Grow Your Own Brain
The Incredible Growing Brain may be a first for water/toy growth science! You've put little dinosaurs, frogs and figurines into bowls of water to watch them get huge but we'll bet you've never put a 1-1/2" brain into a bottle with a 2" opening and come back to a floating, fist-size human brain! The Incredible Growing Brain is grey and all ribbed and rippley like the real thing. The stem from the cerebellum is especially haunting. Incredible brain facts printed on back of package. Mom, totally science fiction, wow!
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89511 GROWING BRAIN |
Box O' Bones
Glow-in-the-dark plastic skeleton, about 1 ft. tall. That is the end result. What you get is a box of bones that you snap together to create the final product. Which is kind of fun. Or of course you can leave some or all of them disassembled to create a sense of havoc. We're not going to claim it is anatomically correct, or educational. But you do need to figure out that feet don't grow from shoulders and thigh bones do not connect to jaw bones. Maybe 5 minutes of fun!! And the finished product is one of our better little Halloween guys.
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89425 BOX O' BONES |
Ga-Booooiiiiiinnngggg!
The manufacturer calls it the Thunder Tube". We call it indispensable for the amateur Foley operator. It's a 7" long x 2-1/2" dia PVC tube with a resonant head at one end attached to a 17" long x 3/16" dia extension spring. Shake it, scrape it, wiggle it, use your palm to muffle it and you generate creaks, deep warbles, rumbles, weird heterodyne-ish gong effects, wa-wa's, rude noises, and, yes, realistic thunder. A perfect musical companion to your cuica and rain stick--and good, clean fun around the house. Don't make a sound-track without it.
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92686 THUNDER TUBE |
Half-Mile Horn
Blow into the little mouthpiece and people four blocks away will look up. Folks any closer will spill their mocha frappucinos in their laps. Actually we think the manufacturer's half-mile-range claim might even be an understatement. The Mega Sound Blaster delivers the loudest horn blast we've ever heard from this small a package (3" long x 2-1/4" dia). It has a 30" neck cord, so you'll always be ready to scare the bejeebers out of woodland critters, tell the rangers you're lost, call the kids in from the lake, or impersonate an 18-wheeler.
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92997 MEGA BLASTER |
Mold Young Minds
In your bilious-green zombie-brain mold. The plastic mold measures 9" x 7-3/8" x 3" deep and comes with (2) recipes on the box: (1) for your natural, nauseating-gray-but-yummy brain gelatin mold, and (1) for a festive bright green version infested with worms. (Gummy worms not included.) Don't like gelatin desserts? Switch to plaster of Paris and make a smart-looking paperweight.
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93210 BRAIN MOLD |
Front!
Time was, these service bells were on every teacher's desk and the front desk of every hotel in the world. They're still a classically beautiful design, and they'll still bring folks running when you tap the little plunger on top. The chrome bell sits on a black enameled steel base and the whole thing is 2-3/4" dia x 1-7/8" tall.
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93213 DESK BELL |
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