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Vegetable Hook
Large plastic hook, pointed on one end, blunt on the other. We have no idea what it was made for. Some suggest a meat hook in a pet food factory, which the shape supports. But the red or white plastic suggests not. Maybe it is for veggies? A loyal reader is convinced that it goes over a door and bananas are hung from it. Sounds good to us. The blunt end is shaped to hang over a square beam, 1-1/4" or so thick. The other pointy end, when the hook is so hung, will be 3" from the beam top, and will point out 3" and up @ about 15°. The whole is made of 3/8" dia plastic rod. You figure out what to do with it.
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23733 PLASTIC HOOK |
Short Term Tatoos
If she loves Bozo, let her wear her heart on her sleeve, or at least on her arm. These are (4) 6" x 4" sheets of temporary Bozo tattoos, with (4) Bozo poses on each sheet, plus an extra tattoo that spells out Bozo in big red letters. Maybe she can practice by putting that one on your ex-husband. These are only for kids three and older, who know better than to nibble on Bozo's nose.
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32492 BOZO TATTOOS |
Whoop It Up
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A whittle whistle that also whizzes (whence comes the name Whistle Whizzer), and whone whay to whin the hearts of (8) whittle whaifs. Whild as whater balloons at a kid's party. Purple metallic finish whith snowflake design, 2" long.
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34484 WHISTLE WHIZZER |
40+ And Failing?
You can switch reading glasses on and off all day and keep track of them, or you can try this 21st–century answer to the pince–nez. The acrylic lenses are 1–1/16” dia and the glasses are 3–1/2” across. The lightweight, clear frames have a small handle in the lower right corner. You just hold them up to your eyes for the few seconds it takes to read what you need. They’re always at the ready, since you can use the tiny hole in the handle to attach them to your collar and let them dangle –– or because at this price, you can leave them in strategic places all over the house!
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34745 1.5X GLASSES |
Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES | |
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93665 PICKLE BANDAGE |
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