Pigapult ??

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

We're sorry. You pictured slinging a sow into your neighbor's backyard, didn't you? Hurling a Hampshire over a 6-ft fence. Do we look like agricultural terrorists? Do you think we want to turn someone into a bacon burger? Our 6" long pistol-shaped launcher flings 3/4" pink-plastic pigs -- gently -- up to 15 feet. Fired responsibly, the pistol poses no threat of destroying a silk purse, or anything else, with a sow's ear. It just offers a fun time lobbing (20) tiny swine at a target -- or maybe at a bowl of sauerkraut. Out of pigs? Buy some extras for only (2) bucks!