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Therapeutic Poetry Magnets

Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Aliens (encounter, terrifying, creature…) and Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. The Gross & Weird (rubbery, spider, larvae…) and Therapy (dysfunctional, sexual, delusions…) are black-on-white, and include (12) blanks and a pencil so you can write your sweetheart’s name in the appropriate space. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each. Our rock-bottom price lets you buy all (4) for melodramatic mixing and matching.

on sale 37184 ALIEN WORD MAGNETS
$1.50 EACH (was $1.95)
on sale 37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS
$1.50 EACH (was $1.95)
on sale 37182 GROSS WORD MAGNETS
$1.50 EACH (was $1.95)
on sale 37185 THERAPY WORD MAGNETS
$1.50 EACH (was $1.95)

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Screeching Monkey Superhero!

Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.

on sale 93041 SCREAMING MONKEY
$3.50 EACH (was $3.95)

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Pigapult ??

We're sorry. You pictured slinging a sow into your neighbor's backyard, didn't you? Hurling a Hampshire over a 6-ft fence. Do we look like agricultural terrorists? Do you think we want to turn someone into a bacon burger? Our 6" long pistol-shaped launcher flings 3/4" pink-plastic pigs -- gently -- up to 15 feet. Fired responsibly, the pistol poses no threat of destroying a silk purse, or anything else, with a sow's ear. It just offers a fun time lobbing (20) tiny swine at a target -- or maybe at a bowl of sauerkraut. Out of pigs? Buy some extras for only (2) bucks!

89389 3/4" PIGGIES
$2.00 PKG(20)
92177 PIG CATAPULT
$4.95 EACH

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Rebel Without A Commitment

You say you're a kick-butt, edgy nonconformist thumbing your nose at middle-class hypocrisy, but you've got a job interview on Tuesday? Try our "my mother won't let me be a rock star" selection of temporary tattoos to dress up your weekend. In packs of (8) to (12) assorted appliqués from scrollwork to emblems approx 1" or 2" high. Pick from the even-more-temporary than temporary henna designs from the subcontinent (and in henna color); the semi-gothic scroll patterns and cross with green circles; the Grateful Dead collection of skeletons and bears; the wizardish stars, hearts and crescent moons in red, gold and black; the black and white celtic knot group; or the tatts-a-palooza pack of (1) of each of the above.

37957 TATT-O-RAMA
$3.95 PKG(5)
37727 CELTIC TATTS
$0.95 EACH
37725 DEAD TATTS
$0.95 EACH
37722 HENNA TATTS
$0.95 EACH
37726 SEMI-GOTH TATTS
$0.95 EACH
37723 WIZARDISH TATTS
$0.95 EACH

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