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Therapeutic Poetry Magnets

Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Aliens (encounter, terrifying, creature…) and Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. The Gross & Weird (rubbery, spider, larvae…) and Therapy (dysfunctional, sexual, delusions…) are black-on-white, and include (12) blanks and a pencil so you can write your sweetheart’s name in the appropriate space. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each. Our rock-bottom price lets you buy all (4) for melodramatic mixing and matching.

37184 ALIEN WORD MAGNETS
$1.95 EACH
37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS
$1.95 EACH
37182 GROSS WORD MAGNETS
$1.95 EACH
37185 THERAPY WORD MAGNETS
$1.95 EACH

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Twisted Pair

Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. That's who we think of when we see the phrase, but if you immediately think Ethernet cable, these are for you. Our each is from Fellowes®. We offer a 7-foot length of unshielded, 8-wire twisted-pair insulated cord, Category 5, with RJ45 connectors at both ends for use in 10-base-T, fast Ethernet and token ring UTP networking apps.

36478 ETHERNET CABLE, 7FT.
$1.00 EACH

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Bargain Post-it Notes

Sometimes leftovers provide a great bargain. Our each is (20) 50-sheet pads of 2-3/4" x 5" Post-it® notes or (5) 50-sheet pads that are 4" x 6". They were pharma-giveaways to promote "Diastat (Diazepam Rectal Gel)" and feature an unfortunate little fire extinguisher logo. The large ones say "Stop the seizure. Fast." The small ones say "Protect What Matters." No need to thank us.

37351 LARGE PADS, (5)
$1.00 EACH
37350 SMALL PADS, (20)
$1.95 EACH

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Executive Marker Set

We're calling this the Cadillac of the conference room. The Maseratti of the marketing meeting. The Bentley of the boardroom. From PENTel®, the Markathon" has (4) dry-erase markers (red, blue, green, and black) all with 1/8" dia fine-line tips and a pump action to refresh the ink. All (4) snap securely into the back of a plastic and foam eraser for storage, and the whole thing clips onto the metal edge of dry-erase boards so you, or your favorite absent-minded executive, can find it the next time.

37642 MARKATHON
$5.75 EACH

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Peel-O-Matic

And whisk-o-matic, and froth-o-matic, and brush-o-matic. Call it a four-fer, this rechargeable, hand-held veggie/fruit peeler/scrubber with a 3" long rotating head with (4) metal blades. Comes with (3) snap-on brushes for cleaning your comestibles; a mini-whisk; and a wire frother for to put a head on your lattes. Includes a charging stand, clear plastic splash guard (the peeler works best if the veggies are wet) and a covered rack for the accessories. And yes, it's as seen on TV, for twice our price. In white plastic with bright green accents.

37814 PEEL IT
$14.50 EACH

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Key Bob

And no shish-key-bob jokes. This plastic bob is a 1-1/4" x 3/8" thick plastic disc in black, white, red, lime green or strawberry plastic. On one edge is a permanently mounted 7/8" dia slip ring. Opposite it is another that detaches with a plunger. The whole shebang is approx 4" long. You get (6) in assorted colors.

37782 KEY BOB
$2.95 PKG(6)

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Our Lady Of The Trunk

Wire this little speaker to your brake lights and mount it in the trunk and a (quite assertive) feminine voice will announce, whenever you are backing up, that you are backing up. If you have mangled bikes in the driveway, or spend a lot of time on construction sites, you might could (as they say in North Carolina) use this device. Measures 3" dia x 2-1/4" thick with a 1" L-bracket and dual 15" power leads. Our Lady of the Trunk reports at approx 100dB. Comes with bolts and tri-lingual wiring instructions, but the voice is in English only.

37362 BACK-UP ALARM
$9.75 EACH

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Wake The Dead

Heavy sleeper, are you? How about the kids? Up An At'Em® emits a stunningly annoying GHHOOOOOOOWW whine that's guaranteed to get anyone up and whimpering pathetically to turn it off. One of the loudest alarms we've ever had, it adjusts to 90, 100, or 110dB. It also functions as a clock, calendar, timer and stop watch. In a smallish, 6" x 2-1/4" x 1" blue plastic case, it has an hourglass (countdown) function, a 1-7/16" x 1/2" LCD screen, reset button, belt clip, and wrist strap. Security Bonus: yank the strap and the connecting post pulls out and sets off the emergency-alert scream. Powered by a 9V battery that you supply.

37821 ALARMING ALARM
$7.95 EACH

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Reel Nice Little Pen

Sort of brooch-like, it is. A diminutive 2-1/4" ballpoint dangles from 1-1/4" dia x 3/8" thick reel, with a steel alligator-style clip on the back. Pull the pen and it unreels on a 2-foot nylon cord. Let go and it rewinds into jewelry. You get (4) pens in assorted red, black, purple, and/or turquoise plastic. Pens have blue ink, twist action, and small, unobtrusive pocket clips.

37784 REEL PEN
$2.95 PKG(4)

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Need Some Loud?

We've got some! For replacements or build-your-own speaker systems, you choose: a 40W, 8 Ohm, 10" dia x 4-1/4" deep speaker with (wethinks) a polypropylene cone, a 3-1/2" voice coil, and quick-disconnect terminals; or a 35W, 8 Ohm, 8" dia x 3-1/4" deep speaker with an aluminum cone, 2-1/2" voice coil, and quick-disconnect terminals. Either one is way loud

37833 10" SPEAKER
$14.50 EACH
37834 8" SPEAKER
$14.50 EACH
 

Alarming Entry

You get an extremely loud sound at a tiny price from these low-profile door and window alarms. A 100db+ chirping, like an angry 800-lb canary, erupts when the 2-1/8" x 1/2" x 1/2" reed-switch strip is separated from the 2-7/16" x 1-1/4" x 3/4" sound module. The module and strip are self-adhesive (perfect for hotel room use) and the strip also has mounting holes. Comes ready to chirp, with (3) button-cell batteries.

38058 ENTRY ALARM
$1.95 EACH

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