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Small Splatter Screen
For keeping the bacon grease off the ceiling. Unless it's a short-handled badminton racquet. Or a strange fly swatter. It's a 9" dia frame with small steel mesh inside and a 5" long plastic handle, and you can do whatever you want with it because this is the land of the free.
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36765 SPLATTER SCREEN |
Preserved Pork Sealing Tape
Finally. An 82-foot long x 1-7/8" wide x 1.5 ml thick roll of cellophane tape with lovely, full-color photographic depictions of a string of sausages (each sausage approx 3-1/2" long) running the entire length against a white background. Comes on a dispenser reel with a built-in cutter and is just what you need for wrapping freezer packs of pork sausage with its own identifying symbol. Or for dressing up those pork-product-based birthday presents.
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93212 SAUSAGE TAPE |
Gummy Meat
Yum. All the carnivorous satisfaction, none of the cholesterol. You pick either (4) 5” x 1” slices of yummy gummy bacon or a gummy mini-T-bone steak, approx 4-1/2” x 3-1/4” x 1/4” thick, both strawberry-flavored. Definitely cannot be microwaved or fried, the manufacturer feels the need to tell us. Not so good on sandwiches either, we’d say, but just the thing for a nice meat-shaped snack.
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93207 GUMMY BACON | |
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93208 GUMMY T-BONE |
This Little Piggy...
holds your keys, goes oink, oink, and lights your path all the way home. Which ain't bad for a cute, 2" long, 2-buck pink-plastic porker. Push the button on his head and (2) white LEDs shine out of his nose (makes a nice change, we think) while he emits a very pig-like oink or two. Comes complete with a 1" chain, clasp-ring, and (3) internal button cell batteries.
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93350 PIG BEAM |
Talking Bandages
These bandages don't talk out loud, but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The lovely bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy. Either way, you won't see these stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES |
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