Express Shop!
Search Our Stuff
View Cart (0)
Sign In/Up! (It's Worth It!)
Home
/ Items tagged "bsrx07"
To Dye For
Actually, to dye with. Top quality highly concentrated fabric dyes from Putnam Dye Co. (Since 1876!!) The fadeless dyes come in individual packets with enough for about 1 pound of dry material. And they work on a very wide range of natural and synthetic fabrics. We have a rainbow of colors from which we will pick (3) different ones for your order. Use them in the sink, washer, or stove top. Fadeless, they come with instructions.
 |
32086 FABRIC DYE |
Glass-Hugging Bugs
Suction bugs - and bats, salamanders and other creatures - will make fun pets mounted in the corner of your monitor, on the monitors of all your friends, and on mirrors, windows, car windows and refrigerator doors. The rubber creatures are a variety of bright colors, about 3" long, with 5/8" suction cups on their undersides. Our each is a pack of (25). We at A.S.&S., of course, are going to stick hooks through the suction cups and hang them on our Christmas tree....
|
33670 SUCTION BUGS |
Popular Tags:
MARK
KidsTravel
bsrx07
|
Add Tag 
Pow! Pow! Pow!
It's 1953 all over again! Now you can buy your favorite childhood toy for your grandkids! We have the original Burp Gun that rapid-fires small ping-pong-type balls the length of our office as fast as we can pump the barrel (no batteries needed). All right, we remember the grip of the original as plain old brown plastic, and this one is bright red - but kids are used to a lot more stimulation these days! The Burp Gun, which comes with 15 balls, is 30" long when fully extended. The Burp Pistol, which comes with 7 balls, is 12" at its smallest and extends to 17". Great fun - but maybe you'd better buy a couple of bags of extra balls (10 per bag). Big sisters still stomp on them.
|
92020 BURP GUN | |
|
92021 BURP PISTOL | |
|
92022 EXTRA BALLS |
Krazy Like a Foks
They call it the "Krazy Cutter" and it's going to make your life a whole bunch easier. It's a little 2-3/8" long x 3/16" thick teardrop-shaped paper slicer with a teensy rust- and dullness-proof ceramic blade that magically cuts through paper and plastic. Perfect for clipping newsprint, cutting wrapping paper, and opening deviously sealed packaging, including the heavy stuff if you press a bit. Even CD cases. The krazy part? Won't cut your fingers or anything else. You could run it right over your hand, press down and everything, and nothing. Really. We tried it on some expendable employees. You know what this means? You can take it on airplanes, which further means that when you get to the coast you'll actually be able to open all the packages full of the stuff you sent ahead.
|
92855 KRAZY CUTTER |
Popular Tags:
TINA
mojoblue66
pandastuff
|
Add Tag
Therapeutic Poetry Magnets
Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Aliens (encounter, terrifying, creature…) and Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. The Gross & Weird (rubbery, spider, larvae…) and Therapy (dysfunctional, sexual, delusions…) are black-on-white, and include (12) blanks and a pencil so you can write your sweetheart’s name in the appropriate space. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each. Our rock-bottom price lets you buy all (4) for melodramatic mixing and matching.
|
37184 ALIEN WORD MAGNETS | |
|
37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS | |
|
37182 GROSS WORD MAGNETS | |
|
37185 THERAPY WORD MAGNETS |
Lost Your Panic Button?
Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.
|
92937 PANIC BUTTON |
3-D Sudokube
Newspaper Sudoku not tough enough for you? You show-off. Try solving the Sudokube®, the evil spawn of a rogue Rubik's Cube® and a wayward Sudoku maiden. You twist away at the 2" x 2" black-and-white plastic cube, until each of the (6) sides displays digits 1 through 9. Extra credit if they're all in the right order with the numbers facing the same way. Only took us 12 minutes, but we used a hacksaw and some epoxy. Packaging says it's "For Ages Over 5." Right.
|
92950 SUDOKUBE |
Popular Tags:
geo
arty
michellekj
|
Add Tag
Screeching Monkey Superhero!
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
|
93041 SCREAMING MONKEY |
Bird Shoe Polish
What? Your bird doesn't wear shoes? Then use this brown Flying Bird brand shoe polish to put a shine on your own shoes. It's the paste-wax type in the familiar flat, 3" round tin with the clever twist-opener. Tin holds 40g, or about 1.4 ounces.
|
37392 SHOE POLISH |
Rebel Without A Commitment
You say you're a kick-butt, edgy nonconformist thumbing your nose at middle-class hypocrisy, but you've got a job interview on Tuesday? Try our "my mother won't let me be a rock star" selection of temporary tattoos to dress up your weekend. In packs of (8) to (12) assorted appliqués from scrollwork to emblems approx 1" or 2" high. Pick from the even-more-temporary than temporary henna designs from the subcontinent (and in henna color); the semi-gothic scroll patterns and cross with green circles; the Grateful Dead collection of skeletons and bears; the wizardish stars, hearts and crescent moons in red, gold and black; the black and white celtic knot group; or the tatts-a-palooza pack of (1) of each of the above.
|
37957 TATT-O-RAMA | |
|
37727 CELTIC TATTS | |
|
37725 DEAD TATTS | |
|
37722 HENNA TATTS | |
|
37726 SEMI-GOTH TATTS | |
|
37723 WIZARDISH TATTS |
Popular Tags:
TempTattoo
Gale
bsrx07
|
Add Tag
Watch Out!
Mini-versions of international danger signs. Our each is (12) reflective triangular stickers, 2-1/2 long on each side, to warn of electrical shock, shallow water, falling trees, bicycle hazards, tractor crossings, gator habitats, and dangerous machinery, among others.
|
93397 PERIL STICKERS |
Popular Tags:
cautionsign
stickman
bsrx07
|
Add Tag
Shop by Popular Tags
Click a phrase to shop for products associated with that phrase (AKA "Tag"). More popular tags appear bigger. Learn more »
