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Talking Bandages

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.

92725 BACON BANDAGES
$4.95 EACH
93396 CRIME BANDAGES
$4.95 EACH
93665 PICKLE BANDAGE
$4.95 EACH

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Small Wall Safe

Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.

32791 OUTLET SAFE
$4.75 EACH

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Talk To The Lamp

Call it the sound-sensitive pentaneck oscillight. The black 3-1/16" dia base holds (5) slim, steel goosenecks that terminate in translucent white ping-pong-ball-like globes. Inside, multicolored LEDs blink on and off in a random color pattern or to match the beat of the music, or your tone of voice. Has sound-sensitivity settings in case it's not as sensitive as you like. Awfully nice on a table or sound system, but could also be adapted as part of a very special hat. You bring (3) "AAA" batteries to the party.

93609 SINGING LAMP
$12.50 EACH
 

Black And Blue And Light All Over

Nothing says hipster crib like a UV light fixture in BLB, blacklight blue. The heavy base is a squared-off teardrop, or steam-iron shape, 6-1/2" x 3-1/4", with a 6-foot power cord and an in-line switch. You pick a black or silver/gray base. The bulb is a single twin-tube, 5-3/4" long with no shade. (Replacement bulbs are GX23.) Smart hipsters won't stare at this light for too long. UL.

38907 GRAY BLACKLIGHT
$8.75 EACH

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Sneaky Security

Finally, a way to find out who took your stuff. Drimark's® UV Security Marking System has a pen full of invisible reactive ink and a 2-3/8" long UV LED keychain light. Write on your stapler, MP-3 player, or lunch and a flash from your little light will expose your writing. Equally useful for validating re-admission tickets or leaving secret messages. You get a spare set of button-cell batteries for the light.

39035 UV SECURITY SYSTEM
$9.75 EACH

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Black Box

This hard-plastic black box has brass-plated, spring-loaded hinges that snap it shut or hold it open at a 90° angle. (And that don't snap off themselves after six months, like the plastic hinges do.) Measures approx 6" x 4" x 2-1/4". The surface is textured, with a 2" x 4" smooth label section on the top.

93702 BLACK BOX
$2.75 EACH

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Shielded For Video

This 100-foot coil from Philips is copper RG6 coaxial cable for TV/VCR/DVD connections. Has F-type screw-on connectors at each end and is shielded for minimum interference. Black.

39431 COAXIAL CABLE
$14.95 EACH

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