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Nose Sharpener

Stick the dull, but leaded end of your wooden pencil into the left nostril of this nose and twist clockwise. You will be rewarded with a shiny sharp point on the pencil and a curl of shavings on your desk, lap or floor. Pretty good performance for a life sized, flesh colored piece of hard plastic!! If you want to sharpen things up around the office or home, send for the following item, and prove you have a nose for great deals!!

89102 NOSE SHARPENER
$3.75 PKG(3)

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Sarcastic Ball

We've all seen those 4" dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples. As our regular customers know, we don't carry items like this, but sometimes we find them in our warehouse and list them just to get rid of them. So please help us out and buy yours now. Sure!

91356 SARCASTIC BALL
$7.95 EACH

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Bulletin Bars

Bulletin Bars

Really now, who needs a whole bulletin board to post things all over, up and down, left and right... just willy-nilly? Posting notes in an organized row, even chronologically, makes more sense, especially if you're pressed for wall space. These nifty plastic bulletin 'bars' are just what the disorganized office, kitchen or dorm room needs. Strips of cork (approx 3/4" wide) are seated into 1-3/8" wide plastic bars of varying lengths. The bar is beveled (1/4 round fashion), stands away from the wall or fridge approx 1/2" and will mount easily with 1/2" magnetic tape or double-sided adhesive foam that you supply. Then get yourself a refrigerator, some memos, and suddenly you're going out with friends more often, you're calling mom once a week and all of your bills are getting paid on time.

25569 BULL. BAR, 6" BEIGE
$1.00 PKG(4)

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Step 1: Buy the Book

Step 1: Buy the Book

The subjects of these (7) Grumbacher Library how-to-do-it books range from painting cityscapes to drawing the human figure, with stops at cats, crafts and the Wild West, and a preponderance of "Painting Children." The attractive, full-color books each have (30) pages and step-by-step instructions. We'll package (2) different titles together for a paltry sum, compared to the rack price.

28771 HOW-TO-PAINT BOOKS
$1.25 PKG(2)

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Lilliputians On Parade

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

A litter of tiny pink pigs, eensie elephants, or formally dressed penguins awaits you. Nicely detailed in solid rubber, they’re all approx 1” long (or tall). The (12) pigs in the pack are perfect for populating your toy barnyard, replacing houses in your Farmopoly set, or tracking Congressional pork projects. The (8) elephants make a nice home zoo, a Hannibalian motor pool, or GOP party favors. The (8) penguins look particularly cute marching along on parade, although we think that getting (80) of them for under 30 bucks is a bargain way to make your own penguin movie. And they’d all string along nicely for animal-jewelry designers. (Careful with the toddlers—these are eminently swallow-able.)

92010 1" PIGGIES
$5.25 PKG(12)
92948 1" ELEPHANTS
$3.25 PKG(8)
93224 1" PENGUINS
$3.25 PKG(8)
93621 CLOWNFISH
$3.50 PKG(8)
93623 LADYBUGS
$3.25 PKG(8)

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Pills With Punch

Add a little pizazz to your nitro pills! This 1-3/4" x 1/2" dia container for meds is anodized aluminum in mostly silver but also could be in blue, turquoise, purple, red, gold (our choice). It's gasketed so it's watertight. We recommend cleaning the inside with a cotton swab dipped in alcohol before using, since some have a bit of rust-colored residue in them. Flashy!

92287 PILL CARRIER
$3.75 PKG(3)

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Roto-Cornucopia

All together now, boys and girls, can you say BARGAIN? A bonanza assortment of (100) 1/8" shank rotary tool attachments: wheels, brushes, stones, sanding wheels, buffing pads, and sundry other stuff. All in a nice wooden box with the latch on upside down-so write "top" on the top. Is that why it's here? That, and the cardboard sleeve that tells us to heed an "importan" warning.

36142 ROTARY ACCESSORIES
$11.95 EACH

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Tiny Grinders

If you use a rotary tool, don't pass up this set of (125) accessories. It includes (12) sanding bands, (6) polishing pads with a mandrel, (4) cutting wheels, (2) wire brushes, (2) diamond grinding points, (1) small dressing stone, and a boatload of sanding discs. Standard 1/8" shafts. Above-standard deal.

91865 ROTARY ACCESSORIES
$9.95 EACH

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Lost Your Panic Button?

Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.

92937 PANIC BUTTON
$1.75 EACH
 

Get Tight In All The Corners

Clever is when some very simple product solves a very annoying, common problem. In this case, it's getting the masking tape to fit into the corners of window glass for painting, without leaving gaps or having to trim with a utility knife. Enter the Duck" Company with "Quick Corners," a roll of (48) pieces of 2" x 2" triangular masking tape that fit corners perfectly. Peel 'em off, stick 'em in the corners, and just run tape onto them.

38161 CORNER TAPE
$2.00 EACH

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Paint Can Converter

Turn any standard 1-gallon paint can into an easily re-sealable, spill-resistant, screw-cap container. The plastic lid snaps tightly into the can and has 2" ID mouth with a screw-cap. Keeps leftover paint from drying out and, even better, keeps your kids (or you) from dumping a gallon of Lizard-Lip Pink latex onto the hardwood floor while you're painting the living room. Much easier to pour from, too.

38604 PAINT LID
$5.95 PKG(3)

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