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Nut Cases
But you'll like having these nut cases around the house. You'll get a trio of brown (nut)-colored, nut-shaped, unglazed terra cotta containers with lids and flat bottoms. We'll pick (3) from 2-3/4" x 3" up to 5-1/4" x 3-1/4" from our selection of peanuts, walnuts, pecans and more. Ideal for autumn craft projects, hard-candy dishes, or a big surprise for your pet squirrel.
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37181 NUTTY CONTAINERS |
Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES | |
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93665 PICKLE BANDAGE |
The Talking Doorbell
Call it a toy that's not a toy. The "Say What?" wireless doorbell is marketed to kids for their rooms, but is equally useful for the houses, apartments and offices of people with a sense of humor. Put the 2" x 5-5/8" x 1-3/4" bell unit on the outside, mount the 5-18" x 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" receiver inside up to approx 30 feet away. (Ignore the 50-feet instructions on the packaging.) You record a digital 10-second greeting, or warning, that plays to the bell-pusher when the bell is pressed. Inside, you hear one of (4) preprogrammed sounds: a meow; circus music; dance music; or a voice saying "Here comes trouble." Units have two volume levels. Requires (2) "AA" batteries for the bell (included, but likely dead) plus (3) C-cells, not included, for the receiver. Includes mollies and double-sided tape for mounting. Can be used for outside entrances, but we'd suggest only in protected areas.
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38435 WIRELESS BELL |
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