
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage consumption. Made of 1/8" and 1/4" tubing, the slurp-parts detach for when you're not drinking. Some folks here believe we got this, despite the fact that it's in perfect working order, because the package says "It's suck-sational!"
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93590 SILLY STRAW |
Put this on the bedroom wall, and they'll think you hung the moon. Really. The Moon In My Room" is a detailed convex moon, 10" dia x 3" thick at the center, from Uncle Milton®. It will turn itself on in a darkened room (it's night-light bright, like the real moon) and run automatically through all (12) phases in 5-second intervals, or in manual mode with you at the remote control. The lamp takes (4) "AA" batteries, the remote takes (2), and you're buying. Includes a 15-minute audio CD tour of the moon, and has (3) slotted mounting holes on, you should pardon the expression, the dark side of the moon.
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93592 MOON IN MY ROOM |
It's a little 2-1/2" square base with brushed-aluminum-look sides and a mirrored top, in the middle of which 3 colored LEDs flash on and off in individual and combination patterns. Makes a dandy base to show off crystal and cocktail glasses, but stick a large styrene coffee cup upside down over it and put it in a dark room and you have the world's cheapest multi-color light show. Line up a dozen or so on the front walk and you've got the world's first flashing multicolored luminaria show for party nights. You add (3) "AAA" batteries.
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93614 LED STAND OSCILLATING |
Just what you've been looking for! This is a super-handy 4X, 1-7/8" dia acrylic magnifier on an adjustable neck cord. Has an even handier 8X, 7/8" dia window inset. And a LIGHT that you'd never know was there! Lights via an LED, powered by a pair of included and replaceable button-cell batteries. Comes in a little leatherish carrying pouch-but pitch the pouch and wear it, so it's always at your fingertips. Bonus: All parts that aren't clear glass are a stylish black, so it's actually very attractive when just hanging there as an optical pendant.
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93642 MAGNIFIER W/LIGHT |
A beautiful set of (18) natural-bristle artists brushes with 12" long wood handles. Our each is (9) flat and (9) round brushes, in sizes from #1 to #8, plus #10. They come in a roll-up, natural canvas case with a self-tie. We'd point out what a ridiculously low price this is, and what excellent quality, but then the guys in our purchasing department would get swollen heads and start demanding more than minimum wage. Shhhh.
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38977 ARTIST BRUSH SET |
This one's easier to toss, cuz it folds in half. Johnny Appleseed would have carried one of these if he'd had our web address. Our folding garden trowel is a 5-3/4" x 2-1/8" when inside its black canvas belt carrier, but opens and locks to 8-7/8" long. All stainless steel, so there are no rust problems for you itinerant gardeners.
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93671 FOLD-A-TROWEL |
Just like the big guys, but small enough to tote. Our 7-LED lantern stands just 5-3/4" tall x approx 2-1/2" dia at its widest, and weighs only 8 ounces. Runs on (3) "AA" batteries that come with it, and has off/low/med/high/high-flashing modes. Stands up by its lonesome, or has a hanging loop. Also has a switch guard so it won't turn on in your pack and wear itself out.
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93710 PACK LANTERN |
The Survival Bottle itself is an acrylic, 27-ounce water bottle with a screwcap and keeper. Inside is a compressed towel that magically expands to 23" x 11-1/2", a 52" x 82" Mylar blanket, a 3" x 1" magnesium fire-starting block with a 3" saw blade, a 5-function pen-knife/tool, and a whistle/thermometer/compass/mirror/magnifier/LED flashlight combo (phew!) powered by a couple of included coin cell batteries.
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93668 SURVIVAL BOTTLE |
Don't leave the bat-cave without your folding steel grappling hook. You never know what evil might lurk on top of the next 33-foot-tall building. Has (4) black steel hooks, 1/2" dia x 8" across, point-to-point, on a 9-1/2" long shaft, and 33-feet of 1/4" dia black nylon cord, which is heavier than it sounds. Folds flat for utility belt storage and is spring-loaded to lock open. Less-than-super heroes can use it to grab canoes and get stuff out of trees. Weighs under 3 lbs.
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93739 GRAPPLING HOOK |
You've come to the right place. Our illuminated, magnifying helping hand even has a stand to hold a soldering iron. On a 2-1/4" x 2-1/2" cast iron base with a small-parts well, it has a sliding arm on a ball-joint with (2) alligator clips that move on (2) axes. On a second rotating ball-joint arm is a generous 3-14" dia 2X magnifier with a 6X inset lens and a pair of white LEDS. More like (3) helping hands than (1).
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93707 LIGHTED HELPER |
More goose-sized than chicken-sized at 3-3/4" tall x 2-3/4" max dia, this soft, translucent-rubber egg glows with color. It can be set to stay one hue, or to change very slowly from purple through blue, green, orange and red to purple…. Very Zen. Or very cute in an Easter basket. Runs on (3) replaceable button-cell batteries, included.
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93768 COLOR-CHANGE EGG |
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