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Break Your Own Geodes
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Pop one of these roughly 1-1/4" dia stones into the toe of a sock, smash it with a hammer, and be the first person ever to see your real-as-Nature-makes-it geode!! Ninety percent of them have the familiar beautiful white crystals inside. Formed by volcanic action, they are found all over the world, but ours are from Mexico. There is no way to tell from the outside if they have crystal centers, but we will send you two just to raise your odds, and we haven't had a dud yet in our stores!! Much much more fun and satisfaction than buying one already cracked.
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88823 GEODES |
Teutonic Noise
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Plastic siren/whistle made in West Germany. A touch over 3/4" in diameter and a similar touch under 2" long. that makes it hard, but not impossible, to swallow, so please use care in teaching youngsters to sound like a miniature air raid siren. The well-made whistle has a perforated metal disk that rotates in response to a silent blast from the perpetrator's, lungs. This creates a high-pitched reasonably loud and certainly distinctive siren-sound that picks up pitch in relation to the air velocity, sustains it as long as your wind holds out, and winds down quickly thereafter. A fine way to signal your arrival or departure. Probably not loud enough to collect the clan at the beach, but it should get their attention in the classroom!!
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10345 SIREN WHISTLE |
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The Penny Cutters
These are the so-called miracle shears from Pakistan. They were designed for use by paramedics and others needing quickly to cut wire, light sheet metal, or other tough stuff that might stand between them and their quarry. They are normally demonstrated cutting a penny in two. Which they will do. But not as a steady diet. Let's dispel a few myths. While these are Pakistani stainless, we're not talking any miracles in manufacturing. They are good for their purpose, and real handy to have in the old tool box. But their purpose isn't making pennies into 5-mil pieces, and you will twist or break them at about the same time you find out that you've done the same thing to U.S. laws! For sheet metal or wire or fishing leaders or tin cans or whatever, be our guests.
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6389 UTILITY SHEARS |
Birdsticks!
What a wonderful, cartoonish bird! Wave the colorful puppet on its 12" bendable wand, or wind it around your wrist, pen or the strap of your backpack. The bird and the wand are covered in soft velour. So far we've unpacked a purple pelican, blue toucan, hot-pink flamingo, and multicolored parrot. About 15" tall OA. Our choice.
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36018 BIRDSTICKS |
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Rattlesnake Eggs
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.
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92593 RATTLESNAKE EGG |
Drat! Poison Dart Frogs!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Alas, just high quality, full-color rubber replicas, so you don't actually get to poison your enemies. On the other hand, you can lick these if you want. (And we know, from our mail, that some of you want to.) We'll pick (3) from our selection of (6) different South American amphibians in various combinations of red, orange, blue, black, green and yellow spots and stripes, all an accurate 2" long.
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92947 POISON DART FROGS |
Dashboard Silliness
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
From Iconz" toys come these 1-3/4" tall rubber sculptures that fit interchangeably in little 1-3/8" dia, self-adhesive rubber bases suitable for mounting on your dashboard, or pretty much any other smooth surface. We'll randomly pick (2), with mounts, from among a smiling devil, alien, or tiki head; sitting Buddha; a cow or human skull; a (whole) poison frog; or, and we don't quite get this either, a pinwheel. Which will you get? Only (1) way to find out, but you know you can trust us.
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37121 DASHBOARD® ICONZ |
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Boogie Bot
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Makes us want to dance every time we wind up one of these clever/goofy fools. The little 3-1/2" tall squarehead with the smiley face does what some of us (of a certain age) believe is a modified bugaloo. Very nice hip action, a rotating tummy, and watch out for those swinging arms. If you've ever said "to live is to dance, to dance is to live," you need this guy. We'll send you a red, grey or blue version, but frankly, you ought to have to a pair, because nobody likes to boogie alone.
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92932 DANCING ROBOT |
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Desk Viper
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Our most seductive tabletop walker...er, make that slitherer. The Sidewinder is a 5-1/4" long, plastic, triple-hinged wind-up snake that does indeed sidewind along surfaces. The fascinating darting (and forked) tongue action is just a bonus. We'll pick one of (6) assorted models and send it along, but we strongly recommend ordering several for lunch-hour snake races. Also recommended for driving cats bananas.
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93536 WIND-UP SNAKE |
Screeching Monkey Superhero
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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Measure Like Granddad
Remember those beautiful folding rules that all carpenters used to keep in their toolboxes? Here's their descendant in pocket size: a 1/2" thick x 1" wide x 5-1/8" long rule that unfolds to measure 39-3/8" or (1) meter in 1/16" or 1mm increments. In flexible yellow or blue plastic with black markings. Bulk priced (you get a half-dozen) for teachers or for favors at a handymen's party.
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38905 FOLDING RULER |
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