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Endless Time
More fun for the easily amused! A very stylish 3-1/2" x 5-1/4" clear acrylic panel, less that 1/2" thick has two flattened hourglass chambers within it. Both have non-toxic fluids and suspended in one are black grains that are heavier than the liquid. In the other are colored grains that are lighter. Flip the works from one black plastic end to the other and the grains slowly do their things, black down, colored up, over maybe a five minute period. Very soothing. We'll pick your color from neon red, orange, chartreuse and magenta.
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91377 DBLE SAND TIMER |
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1,000 Pens!!
They borrow your pens. They steal your pens. They just don't care if you're de-penned, because they know you're dependable. Show them what dependable is! Our carton of 1,000 ballpoints, more or less, will supply the whole office or school for a long, long time, and cost less than 8 cents apiece. They range from fat, padded barrels to basic slim ballpoints. All colors. All are imprinted, but are misprints or overruns. The carton may hold a wild assortment or 1,000 of one kind. We never know. But we know you've been de-penned for the last time.
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35501 1,000 PENS |
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Lost Your Panic Button?
Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.
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92937 PANIC BUTTON |
Bargain Post-it Notes
Sometimes leftovers provide not only a bargain, but some good clean fun. Our each is (5) 50-sheet pads of 4” x 6” Post-it® notes. They were pharma-giveaways to promote “Diastat (Diazepam Rectal Gel)” but they feature an unfortunate little fire extinguisher logo, and they say “Stop the seizure. Fast.” No need to thank us.
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37351 LARGE PADS, (5) |
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Time was, these service bells were on every teacher's desk and the front desk of every hotel in the world. They're still a classically beautiful design, and they'll still bring folks running when you tap the little plunger on top. The chrome bell sits on a black enameled steel base and the whole thing is 2-3/4" dia x 1-7/8" tall.
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93213 DESK BELL |
Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. When you or your monkey get hurt, try the (15) 3” x 1-5/8” latex monkey-face bandages in assorted rainbow colors. The (24) 3” x 3/4” Funny Bones latex bandages, in assorted color combinations, are printed with skeletons. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school. Or at the office!
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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94171 FUNNY BONES BANDAGES | |
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94185 MONKEY BANDAGES |
Screeching Monkey Superhero
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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93041P3 3-PACK SAVINGS | |
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93041P1 SCREAMING MONKEY |
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Metalpecker
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Behold our version of the gravity-fed sliding woodpecker. Ours is a 1-3/4" standard black woodpecker, not counting his cute red plume, slowly pecking his way down a 16-1/2" tall metal rod. His super-rapid, lifelike pecking action is strangely compelling to adults, and draws belly laughs from toddlers!
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93794 METALPECKER |
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