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Endless Time
More fun for the easily amused! A very stylish 3-1/2" x 5-1/4" clear acrylic panel, less that 1/2" thick has two flattened hourglass chambers within it. Both have non-toxic fluids and suspended in one are black grains that are heavier than the liquid. In the other are colored grains that are lighter. Flip the works from one black plastic end to the other and the grains slowly do their things, black down, colored up, over maybe a five minute period. Very soothing. We'll pick your color from neon red, orange, chartreuse and magenta.
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91377 DBLE SAND TIMER |
Peel Away
Adhesive-backed labels on 8-1/2" x 11" assorted pastel sheets peel off easily. Large 4-1/4" x 5-1/2" labels come (4) to a page in light blue. Medium 2" x 2-3/4" labels come (15) to a page in pink. They look like standard ink-jet labels, but we can't guarantee it.
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32461 LG BLUE LABELS | |
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32460 MED PINK LABELS |
1,000 Pens!!
They borrow your pens. They steal your pens. They just don't care if you're de-penned, because they know you're dependable. Show them what dependable is! Our carton of 1,000 ballpoints, more or less, will supply the whole office or school for a long, long time, and cost less than 8 cents apiece. They range from fat, padded barrels to basic slim ballpoints. All colors. All are imprinted, but are misprints or overruns. The carton may hold a wild assortment or 1,000 of one kind. We never know. But we know you've been de-penned for the last time.
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35501 1,000 PENS |
Sticky Dispenser
To stick on your PC monitor or desktop. From Henkel/Manco, the "Look for the Duck" tape people, this refillable 2-1/2" x 1-1/8" black-plastic tape dispenser comes with 400" of 1/2"-wide cellophane tape. The dispenser can be mounted multiple times on any clean, smooth surface, vertical or horizontal, via its clever base, which acts like self-adhesive tape but never seems to wear out. Microscopic suction cups, they say, and we believe them.
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36833 MULTI-MOUNT TAPE |
Lost Your Panic Button?
Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.
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92937 PANIC BUTTON |
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Bargain Post-it Notes
Sometimes leftovers provide a great bargain. Our each is (20) 50-sheet pads of 2-3/4" x 5" Post-it® notes or (5) 50-sheet pads that are 4" x 6". They were pharma-giveaways to promote "Diastat (Diazepam Rectal Gel)" and feature an unfortunate little fire extinguisher logo. The large ones say "Stop the seizure. Fast." The small ones say "Protect What Matters." No need to thank us.
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37351 LARGE PADS, (5) | |
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37350 SMALL PADS, (20) |
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Time was, these service bells were on every teacher's desk and the front desk of every hotel in the world. They're still a classically beautiful design, and they'll still bring folks running when you tap the little plunger on top. The chrome bell sits on a black enameled steel base and the whole thing is 2-3/4" dia x 1-7/8" tall.
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93213 DESK BELL |
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Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES | |
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93665 PICKLE BANDAGE |
Screeching Monkey Superhero
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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93041P1 SCREAMING MONKEY | |
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93041P3 SCREAMING MONKEY 3 PACK SAVINGS |
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DRINKING BIRD
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A rather dumb looking 6" bird with a felt covered head and has plastic feet. Worse, he cannot get his fill of water. You buy the drinks. Fluid inside condenses from the evaporative cooling of the water off the bird's beak, making it top heavy and dunking it back into the water. The condensate rejoins the liquid pool in the bird's bulb, and he tips up again. Process continues indefinitely. It works, but it's not any more than moderately well made, and not any more than moderately priced. WARNING! The fluid and dye inside the bird can permanently stain, and the bird's glass body can easily be broken. Children are fascinated by the bobbing bird, and the educational possibilities are great. But they should watch it, not fondle it!!
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3808P1 DRINKING BIRD | |
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3808P3 DRINKING BIRD 3 PACK SAVINGS |
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Super Magnedarts
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
We're loving these during slow moments here at the home office. Every Magnedart set includes a pair of 2-3/4" long mini-darts with very powerful rare-earth magnets where the spears usually are, along with a 5-3/4" dia foam board with a hanging hole and a blank, white vinyl surface (with steel under it). Use the board as it is, or customize it with a dry-erase marker or a photo of the boss. Or play file-cabinet darts across the top of, say, five cubicles. You get (3) complete sets, Great stocking stuffers or party favors.
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39007 MAGNEDARTS |
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