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Makin' Whoopee...
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is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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36603 WHOOPEE CUSHION |
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Therapeutic Poetry Magnets
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Anyone can write lightweight sentiments and Moon-June-Spoon verse with the standard magnetic poetry sets. It takes a special mind – and our special Word Play™ Refrigerator Magnets -- to add real interest to the old Kelvinator. Each set gives you (350) magnets in a jewel case, including both esoteric and common words, suffixes and punctuation marks. The Ghost Story (eerie, Halloween, spook…) words are Glow-in-the-Dark white on black that glow for an hour and recharge in a few seconds of light. These were pre-priced to sell in stores at $9.99 each.
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37183 GHOST WORD MAGNETS |
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Lost Your Panic Button?
Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.
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92937 PANIC BUTTON |
3-D Sudokube
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Newspaper Sudoku not tough enough for you? You show-off. Try solving the Sudokube®, the evil spawn of a rogue Rubik's Cube® and a wayward Sudoku maiden. You twist away at the 2" x 2" black-and-white plastic cube, until each of the (6) sides displays digits 1 through 9. Extra credit if they're all in the right order with the numbers facing the same way. Only took us 12 minutes, but we used a hacksaw and some epoxy. Packaging says it's "For Ages Over 5." Right.
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92950 SUDOKUBE |
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The Headphone's Connected To The Neckbone
Finally! Stereo headphones that snuggle around the nape of your neck instead of messing up your coif. Low-impedance, clean-sounding, 36-ohm headphones made for Jensen but logo-free versions that are just, well, logo-free. 4-foot leads and the standard 1/8" miniplug to fit most all devices.
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37353 NO LOGO HEADPHONES |
Watch Out!
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Mini-versions of international danger signs. Our each is (12) reflective triangular stickers, 2-1/2 long on each side, to warn of electrical shock, shallow water, falling trees, bicycle hazards, tractor crossings, gator habitats, and dangerous machinery, among others.
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93397 PERIL STICKERS |
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Accountant In A Jar
Or in the lid, actually. Jobar's Money Machine is a clever little bank that counts your change as you put it through the slot on top, and keeps a running total up to $999.99. (That's more than the jar will hold, of course, but you could always attach the lid to a 55-gallon drum.) Measures 6-3/4" tall x 3-1/2" dia in clear plastic, and you add a pair of "AA" batteries. Counts quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies only.
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93475 MONEY MACHINE |
Desk Viper
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Our most seductive tabletop walker...er, make that slitherer. The Sidewinder is a 5-1/4" long, plastic, triple-hinged wind-up snake that does indeed sidewind along surfaces. The fascinating darting (and forked) tongue action is just a bonus. We'll pick one of (6) assorted models and send it along, but we strongly recommend ordering several for lunch-hour snake races. Also recommended for driving cats bananas.
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93536 WIND-UP SNAKE |
Wander World
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Finally, a planet that lives up to its name. The Greek root for planet means "wanderer," because, unlike the stars, the planets' paths were an unpredictable mystery to them. This hard-plastic mini-Earth is blue/green/white (White? Think polar ice caps.), 3-1/2" dia, and has an internal motor with an offset cam. Turn it on and watch it wander peculiar paths across the floor to amuse you or the cat. Wanders best on hardwood or tile. You'll need to add a single "AA" battery
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38700 WANDER WORLD |
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Radiometer
Another oldie but goodie. 5" high evacuated clear glass stand 3" in diameter at the top. A four bladed vane is balanced on a needle inside the sphere. Because opposite surfaces of the vanes are black and white, incident radiant energy is absorbed or reflected to a different degree. The result is a spinning vane. The brighter the light, the faster it spins. Simple, but compelling. Brief explanatory instruction sheet included.
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3817P1 RADIOMETER | |
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Screeching Monkey Superhero
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Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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93041P1 SCREAMING MONKEY | |
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93041P3 SCREAMING MONKEY 3 PACK SAVINGS |
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