
Instant annoyance for adults and fun for kids, 8 and over. A pair of balls 13/16" in diameter, one sickly green, one mottled rose. Never mind the color. Hold one in your hand, toss the other in the air and catch it with the hand holding the first one. When they hit, they emit a loud pop like the cap in a cap gun. Blasts safely over 200 times. Which should be enough to wear out both parent and child. Made in Taiwan.
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10662 HAND BLASTERS |
A stylistic cartoon cutout (dog, cat, bear or pig) folds its head and its feet (paws?) over a school picture or signature. Kids too young to write much will be giggly over the heartfelt Valentine messages, like the pink pig who says "HOG WILD OVER YOU," the red dog who says "I WUFF YOU," etc. You get (6) of each, for a total of (24). Goofy cute.
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31479 ANIMAL FOLD-UPS |
Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.
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35253 CHOPPING MATS |
Sure, you call it a disco ball, but it's our business to know that the classic rotating mirror sphere first got famous in German ballrooms in the Twenties. This one is 7-3/4" dia, covered with small plastic mirror chunks ready to throw festive light around the room of your choice. Comes with a 3 rpm motor with (3) 3/16" mounting holes, a grounded 33" power cord to plug into either a ceiling outlet or an extension cord, a short length of chain, plus slip-rings, screws and mollies for hanging. 23-skidoo, mein herr.
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93114 MIRROR BALL |
We're sorry. You pictured slinging a sow into your neighbor's backyard, didn't you? Hurling a Hampshire over a 6-ft fence. Do we look like agricultural terrorists? Do you think we want to turn someone into a bacon burger? Our 6" long pistol-shaped launcher flings 3/4" pink-plastic pigs -- gently -- up to 15 feet. Fired responsibly, the pistol poses no threat of destroying a silk purse, or anything else, with a sow's ear. It just offers a fun time lobbing (20) tiny swine at a target -- or maybe at a bowl of sauerkraut. Out of pigs? Buy some extras for only (2) bucks!
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89389 3/4" PIGGIES | |
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92177 PIG CATAPULT |
Yum. All the carnivorous satisfaction, none of the cholesterol. You pick either (4) 5” x 1” slices of yummy gummy bacon or a gummy mini-T-bone steak, approx 4-1/2” x 3-1/4” x 1/4” thick, both strawberry-flavored. Definitely cannot be microwaved or fried, the manufacturer feels the need to tell us. Not so good on sandwiches either, we’d say, but just the thing for a nice meat-shaped snack.
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93207 GUMMY BACON | |
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93208 GUMMY T-BONE |
holds your keys, goes oink, oink, and lights your path all the way home. Which ain't bad for a cute, 2" long, 2-buck pink-plastic porker. Push the button on his head and (2) white LEDs shine out of his nose (makes a nice change, we think) while he emits a very pig-like oink or two. Comes complete with a 1" chain, clasp-ring, and (3) internal button cell batteries.
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93350 PIG BEAM |
These bandages don't talk out loud, but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The lovely bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy. Either way, you won't see these stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES |
Every room a disco. All you need is The Strober, a clever little device that plugs into a wall outlet and accepts a standard lamp plug (or extension cord) and converts standard lamps, even fluorescents and black lights, into flashing strobes. Has an on/off switch so you needn't remove it for normal, non-strobing, nights, and adjusts from approx 2X to 20X per second. Will control up to 200W of input and has a red LED indicator. Measures 3" sq x 2" thick with an internal fuse for folks who just have to push that 200W limit. Now go boogie.
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93432 THE STROBER |
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