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Lost Your Panic Button?
Do we have to say it? Yes, we do. DON'T PANIC! We have more. Regulation ASCII-sized red panic buttons with white lettering, ready to self-stick to a spare spot on your keyboard or anywhere else where you regularly lose control.
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92937 PANIC BUTTON |
Tanks A Lot
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Well, a pair, but that's a lot in the tank biz. This very cool kit has translucent green plastic frames, pre-wired circuit boards and motor harnesses, and the result, despite the kit's misleading Titan Tank name, is TWO 5" square x 3" tall wireless remote-control tanks (with separate controllers) that fire invisible infrared bullets at each other, and reverse direction when hit. Plus, they light up and make tank noises. Each controller has (4) channels, so if you buy (2) sets of (2), everybody can play. Each tank will take (8) "AA" batteries that you'll supply, but remember that they light up and shoot rays and make noise and move around, so you're getting a lot of bang for your battery. Includes a 15pp manual and circuit boards that are already assembled, so anyone with a steady hand from, say, a nine-year-old to a WWII tank commander, should be able to assemble them.
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93057 TITAN TANK |
Lotta Little Bottles
You'll get (638) of these clear-glass 2ml bottles (15mm X 32mm tall) packed in a plastic sleeve. Just the ticket for essential (or even non-essential, we suppose) oils. And in these quantities there's also almost certainly a craft, art or architectural project waiting to be created. For your stoppering convenience, we just happen to have the appropriate #00 corks available in the same quantities.
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93206 00 CORK FOR BOTTLE | |
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37777 2ML BOTTLE |
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Time was, these service bells were on every teacher's desk and the front desk of every hotel in the world. They're still a classically beautiful design, and they'll still bring folks running when you tap the little plunger on top. The chrome bell sits on a black enameled steel base and the whole thing is 2-3/4" dia x 1-7/8" tall.
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93213 DESK BELL |
Beauteous Storage Or Display
These perfect little clear-plastic canisters have snug pull-off tops. They fit into die-cut circles in a black or white foam pad for display or shipping, with the cut-out foam placed inside the canisters. The foam makes them ideal for safe storage and artful display of individual coins, seeds, insects, stones (precious, semi-precious, or gall-), baby teeth, locks of hair, or any number of tiny treasures. Or toss the foam and store small amounts of anything that doesn't need a screw top. You pick (50) small canisters at 1-1/4" dia x 11/16" deep, or (12) larger canisters at 1-3/4” dia x 5/8" deep.
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93250 12 LG CANNISTERS | |
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92281 50 CANISTERS |
Habi-Bat
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A DIY bat habitat. Build your own wooden country house for the world's finest skeeter-eaters. This 6-piece kit is unfinished pine and will result in a bat house that measures 17-1/2" tall x 5-1/2" wide x approx 4-1/2" deep. Comes with nails, you add wood glue and a hammer (and the bats) for this kid's first project from Woodcraft®.
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89626 BAT HOUSE KIT |
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Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES | |
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93665 PICKLE BANDAGE |
Digital Suspension Device
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.
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6201 FINGER HOOKS |
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Retainer Retainer
But you can retain anything (pills, parts, paints, paper clips, pomegranate seeds…) inside, on account of it's brand new. This half-oval plastic box, 2-1/2" x 3", has a hinged lid with a snap-closure. Depth may be 1" or 1-5/8". Mostly grey in color but don't be surprised to receive a stray color in your package of (8).
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38819 RETAINER CASE |
First Aid Cookie Tin
You could, of course, put an actual vehicle first-aid kit in this empty, surplus "6545-99-211-1573 First Aid Kit-Vehicle", but it's also a perfect way to camouflage the emergency chocolate chip cookies, or to store auto-related receipts in the trunk of the car. In black-painted steel, with white lettering, a red cross, and a push-on lid. Measures 10" x 8" x 2" OA. Minor surplusy dings are probable.
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38791 BLACK TIN |
Specs Around Necks
Why wear the same dull strap every day just to keep those reading specs hanging handily around your neck. Our grab-bag assortment of eyeglass chains includes fabric, beads, plastic, elastic, gold-tone chains and more, all approx 23" to 26" long. We'll pick a pair, (2) different, for you. Don't wear glasses? These make nice ID lanyards or jewelry-craft supplies all by themselves.
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38850 EYEGLASS CORDS |
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