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Talking Bandages
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Okay, these bandages don't talk out loud—but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful bacon bandages are photo reproductions of a (cooked) bacon slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3" sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. The crime version is a box of (25) standard 3" bandages in an authentic bright yellow "crime scene do not cross" style. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy.Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3” x 1” and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4” long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won't see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.
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92725 BACON BANDAGES | |
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93396 CRIME BANDAGES | |
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93665 PICKLE BANDAGE |
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Save The Tables
Couldn't be simpler, these uber-plain pressboard coasters with a natural cork backing on one side. They measure 3-3/4 dia x 7/32" thick and are the epitome of clean lines and good taste, just like you.
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38153 COASTERS |
Manual Document Shredder
Tired of being a slave to the electric company, or just worried about shredding documents if the FBI cuts the power to your office? Try our foolproof, non-electronic document shredder, a very scissors-like hand-held innovation. OK, a pair of scissors with (5) sets of parallel blades. Destroys credit cards in a couple of passes, takes care of full sheets with a few more. Craft/classroom/party-planner bonus: makes confetti like a champ, and produces fringe just as easily.
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93453 SHRESSORS |
Real Ones Taste Like Chicken!
This one tastes like rubber, so no snacking. This very realistic Komodo dragon model, made by Safari, is 10" long, and has its accurately forked tongue sticking out. Our favorite carrion-eater comes with a tiny fact sheet from the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.
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93624 KOMODO DRAGON |
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Soft, Pierced Parts
Nothing says "I'm special" like a nice gooshy severed nose, ear or tongue, pierced with a steel ring. Each of the lovelies is life-sized and colored, with a realistic severed surface, and hangs on a 2" long chain with a spring snap. And it'll be really easy to describe your keys to the valet parker! You'll get (2) different severed, pierced parts, and we'll pick because they are, after all, our organs.
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38991 PIERCED PARTS |
The Universal Stickman
Make your own international hazard symbols with this 3-5/8" tall Stickman Action Figure, with pose-able limbs. Stand him in front of the blank 7" yellow triangular warning sign and alert folks to impending dangers of all sorts: tripping, slipping, headaches, touchdowns, whatever.WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
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93666 STICKMAN |
Five Easy Pieces…
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
…of the evolutionary puzzle. Call it a condensed version. Our paleontological play set of small plastic models features the little legged fish prototype that first crawled out of the ooze, a chimp, a Neanderthal, Cro-Magnon man, and Charles Darwin. They range in size from 1-5/8" long to 3-3/8" tall. Darwin's the tall one.
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93663 DARWIN PLAY SET |
Accent Light Strip
These 10” x 1/2” x 1/2” brass-finish channels with clear 1-1/8” x 3/4" mounts on the ends, 4-1/2-foot black power cords with two-prong plugs, and “crimp-on” in-line rotary power switches that you position, have (5) tiny (grain-of-barley?) incandescent bulbs inside and one clear side. They’re designed as accent lighting for bookshelves and under counters to highlight collectibles and art. Mount in a horizontal position only. 120 volts. UL.
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38971 10" LIGHT STRIP |
Black And Blue And Light All Over
Nothing says hipster crib like a UV light fixture in BLB, blacklight blue. The heavy base is a squared-off teardrop, or steam-iron shape, 6-1/2" x 3-1/4", with a 6-foot power cord and an in-line switch. You pick a black or silver/gray base. The bulb is a single twin-tube, 5-3/4" long with no shade. (Replacement bulbs are GX23.) Smart hipsters won't stare at this light for too long. UL.
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38907 GRAY BLACKLIGHT |
Test Tube Tongs
Clamps. Whatever. These measure approx 5" long x 2"' at their widest. They open to about 3", though, so they'll not only grab test tubes, they'll pluck cubes from an ice bucket. Or carry a few stems of asparagus. And you do get a pair, so you could always have a tong war.
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90327 TEST TUBE TONGS |
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