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Mini-versions of international danger signs. Our each is (12) reflective triangular stickers, 2-1/2 long on each side, to warn of electrical shock, shallow water, falling trees, bicycle hazards, tractor crossings, gator habitats, and dangerous machinery, among others.

93397 PERIL STICKERS
$4.95 EACH

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Retro Diner Posters

Convert your kitchen to an old-time diner. (Or decorate your diner if you haven't remodeled since 1948.) Our each is a trio of posters, 29-1/2" x 24-1/2" with mounting rivets at the corners. You get (3) different painted canvas posters: "Hamburgers for Lunch, 29 Cents," "Eat Here/Better Sandwiches/All You Can Drink Coffee," and "Hot Dogs and Beer," all with colorful illustrations that look hand-painted and appropriately aged.

38735 RETRO POSTERS
$15.95 EACH

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Small Wall Safe

Keep the family diamonds and that wad of hundred dollar bills safe when you're out of town. The inside of our outlet wall safe measures 7" long x 2" wide x 2-1/4" deep. Cut a slot in the drywall, slide the safe inside, attach the bogus double-outlet plate to it, and you're secure from everyone but burglars posing as electricians. Has a cream-plastic plate, but you can switch it for one that matches your other outlets. Includes a tiny saw and key/screwdriver if you literally have no tools of your own.

32791 OUTLET SAFE
$4.75 EACH

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Digital Suspension Device

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We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.

6201 FINGER HOOKS
$7.95 EACH

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The Universal Stickman

Make your own international hazard symbols with this 3-5/8" tall Stickman Action Figure, with pose-able limbs. Stand him in front of the blank 7" yellow triangular warning sign and alert folks to impending dangers of all sorts: tripping, slipping, headaches, touchdowns, whatever.WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

93666 STICKMAN
$12.50 EACH

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Super Sharp & Super Safe

The secret is ceramics. This 5-1/2" long precision cutter has a ceramic point that's as sharp as an X-actly knife, stays sharp longer, is easier to maneuver in intricate cutting patterns, and is nearly impossible to cut yourself with. Cuts paper and card stock easily. Pencil-style, with a cap. A boon for crafters, and a blessing for junior crafters.

93796 CERAMIC BLADE
$6.95 EACH

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