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Ticonderoga!
We just like saying it. Ticonderoga! Ticonderoga! Get ready for those standardized tests. Our each is a dirt-cheap package of (24) #2-HB wooden pencils with erasers, from Dixon-Ticonderoga, in assorted color barrels.
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38409 #2 PENCILS, 24 |
The Ultimate Baloney Box
Picture a translucent white plastic container the exact perfect size to hold the "Standard 4-1/4" Diameter American Sliced Sandwich Meat Format." That's right, sliced-sandwich-meat fans, it's a custom baloney container, with an attached snap-on lid. Measures 5" dia x 2-5/8" tall, and would be just as perfect for storing, well, anything else that would fit in it.
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38394 BALONEY BOX |
The Spectrum Times 7, Plus 1
That’d be (50) colors, in extra-bright hues, in our art-quality drawing pencil set. Your choice of either 3-1/2” long or 7” long in genuine wood, with thick leads, and are very smooth to apply. Pre-sharpened, in case you don’t have an assistant. Made by RoseArt.
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38727 BRIGHT PENCILS, 3-1/2” | |
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38205 BRIGHT PENCILS, 7” |
Hang Tough
And hang without drilling holes in your locker, file cabinet, or fridge. Our each is a package of (2) 1/4" dia nickel-plated cuphooks, 1/4" ID, on tough 1-1/2" dia magnets. Will hold approx 15 lbs+, or more than your jacket and keys, unless you're the janitor at the Pentagon.
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93485 MAGNAHOOKS |
Bottle Hooks
Winner of the AS&S Clever Devils Award of 2008. Our each is a set of (4) black-plastic hooks (2-3/4" long x 1/2"+ openings, with gates) that screw onto standard pop-bottle threads. Made to create portable tarp weights (fill the bottles with sand or water, hang them from the tarp grommets), they're also just ducky for creating bird feeders, hanging baskets and storage containers, insect traps, targets and lots of other stuff, not least of which would be a way to hang up your Coke®.
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38390 CINCHTITE HOOK |
Pill Box
This thin-walled vial is shaped like the one your drugstore prescriptions come in, but since it doesn't have a childproof cap, it's a lot easier to open. It's lightweight clear plastic, 2-13/16" tall x 1-1/4" dia, with a white-plastic cap that fits snugly into the top. Holds approx 2 oz. Nice for pills-or paint samples, medications, field trip artifacts, crime scenes, electronic parts, spices, that whole crowd.
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36875 PILL BOX |
Stretchipedalian Fun
Direct from the confluence of kooshy toys and elongated insects come the absurdly stretchy, spiked caterpillar and centipede, the answer to a bored entomologist's dream. The stretchipillar is about 3" dia x 11" long, with big googley eyes, but he'll stretch to about 10 feet. The skinnier stretchipede is 9" long with 1-1/2" long soft spikes and will also reach about 10 feet when pulled in opposite directions. Both are cute as bugs and both have that comforting kooshish feeling when fondled. We'll select from assorted bright colors for you. Ages 8 and up, since eyeballs are easily swallowed.
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93477 STRETCHIPEDE | |
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93476 STRETCHIPILLAR |
Little Big Horn
Blares (whoop..whoop..whoop) at approx 110 dB, even though its indoor/outdoor beige-painted hinged-front steel housing is only 7" square x 6-1/2" deep. Housing has an adjustable throw on both the door and back to discourage tampering, with breakouts on opposite sides and the back of the housing. The 12VDC horn itself is white plastic, 5" dia x 5-7/8" deep, mounted on a pivotable 3-1/2" x 2-3/4" bracket with 11" leads. The horn slides out of the steel case easily. If you don't need it for the horn, the case would make a good outdoor speaker housing.
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38452 LITTLE BIG HORN |
Aqua Apes
We just got tired of saying sea monkeys, okay? Even though this is really called The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys® Super Sleuth Set" because it has such cool ways to let you spy on these ocean orangutans. The set comes with approx (75) eggs (that's a lotta pseudo pond primates), a year's supply of food, a pouch of water purifier, a 6" x 4-3/8" x 2-3/4" habitat with embedded magnifying lenses (because lagoon baboons are tiny), a glow-in-the-dark creature to keep the monkeys company, a food scoop, a small flashlight, a 2" magnifier, a bellows-type cleaning/monkey-moving syringe, and instructions.
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38321 AQUA APES |
The Monback Machine
Call it the Monback Machine, an electronic version of the guy directing you while you back in: "Monback, monback, monback, STOP!" You mount the 7-7/8" x 7/8" x 1-1/8" infrared-based back-up sensor near your rear license plate (or on it) and wire it to the reverse lights. A 1" black speaker with 10-foot leads mounts inside the car and beeps as you back up, getting faster and higher pitched as you approach objects. You adjust the triggering distance to a maximum of approx 3 feet. Includes mounting hardware and detailed instructions.
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38287 AUTOPARK |
Safe Suit
Stylish in a forest commando sort of way, and secure, our N-B-C protective suit is from the UK military. Separate pants and hooded shirt are about a 40 regular, or men's medium, although the pants have a more generous, and expandable, waist. (The Brits say they're for folks 5'10".) Lotsa pockets, tabs, hook-and-loop fasteners, suspenders and zippers, and they're a solid forest green, not OD. Surplus (although unworn) and manufactured in 1992, so no nuclear, biological, or chemical guarantees, OK? On the other hand, where else can you buy a new suit at this price?
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38451 N-B-C SUIT |
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