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Optometrist In A Pouch
Keep your specs sparkly, fog-free, and tight to your temples with this Foster Grant® cleaning and repair kit. Includes 1/2 oz of anti-fog lens solution in a spray bottle, a cleaning cloth, and a teensy Phillips/flathead screwdriver on a key chain with a 1" slip ring. All in a vinyl pouch. Retails for double this price.
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38848 SPECS KITS |
Digital Bowl Scale
The iBALANCE 2500 is a professional-quality digital scale with 5.5 lb/2500 gram capacity, and a back-lit, 6-digit 7/8" x 2-1/2" LCD with modes for grams, pounds, ounces and count. Weighs in 1/2 gram and .02 ounce increments. The 5-1/8" dia plate has a 2" dia concavity in the center, and comes with a 9-1/4" dia (think basketball) plastic bowl that fits on the plate. The scale itself is 8-1/4" x 5-3/4" x 1-1/2". Compensates for temperature changes. Has tare/zero features, digital auto calibration, on/off key. Powered by (4) included "AAA" batteries.
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93466 BOWL SCALE |
The Whole Magilla
Motor, blower, outlets, belt, pulleys, and start capacitor, all mounted up and ready to go for folks who like to spend Saturday afternoons creating contraptions in the garage. (We know who you are.) The fan has (2) outlets, 1-1/2" dia and 1" dia, attached via belt and pulleys to a 3450 rpm 120 Vac Robbins & Meyers motor with a start capacitor. Unit measures 10" x 7" x 6-3/4" OA, with (3) 5/16" mounting holes on the blower assembly. Made in the USA.
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38914 BLOWER-N-MOTOR |
Lens In A Lens
Our cornucopia of Foster Grant® 2X magnifiers all have small, circular 5X lenses imbedded in the larger glass, because sometimes we all need help from a higher power. The lighted magnifier has a 3-3/16" dia acrylic lens with a 3/4" dia window and an incandescent bulb. Measures 8-3/4" long OA and you insert (4) "AA" batteries in the handle. The round magnifier has a 3-1/2" dia lens with a 13/16" dia helper, and measures 7-1/2" long OA. The square magnifier isn't; it's a 3-1/2" x 2" rectangle (so sue us) with a 3/4" dia higher-power lens inset and a light. Measures approx 9" long when opened, but the 4" handle handily folds away for storage. You add a pair of "AAA" batteries.
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38843 LIGHTED MAGNIFIER (A) | |
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38844 ROUND MAGNIFIER (B) | |
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38845 SQUARE LIGHTED MAGNIFIER (C) |
Little Blue Planet
This is a beauty of a tchotchke at a ridiculously small price, if we do say so ourselves. The heavy (almost 2-lb), cobalt-blue glass globe is 3-3/16" dia with the continents etched on the surface. It's mounted on a silver metal stand (that might need a light polish) and has thumbscrews so you can remove the globe. May have a slight wobble when it spins, but then so does the real thing. Comes in a fabric-covered presentation box.
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38913 BLUE GLOBE |
Soft, Pierced Parts
Nothing says "I'm special" like a nice gooshy severed nose, ear or tongue, pierced with a steel ring. Each of the lovelies is life-sized and colored, with a realistic severed surface, and hangs on a 2" long chain with a spring snap. And it'll be really easy to describe your keys to the valet parker! You'll get (2) different severed, pierced parts, and we'll pick because they are, after all, our organs.
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38991 PIERCED PARTS |
Pasta Con Body Parts
From Goremay Magazine’s Top 100 Slimy Entrées come Chef Mario’s Dining Disasters. Both of these are his stretchghetti creations, and you pick either the plain gooey rubber pasta with (6) floating eyeballs (assorted colors) or the special, the glow-in-the-dark noodles with green free-range worms. Both are served ala carte in a 5” dia bowl. Bon appetito!
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38946 PASTA WITH BODY PARTS | |
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38947 PASTA WITH WORMS |
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