You buy as much cord as you like and make your own extension cords with these male and female electrical connectors. Also use them to replace damaged plugs or sockets. Rated for 15A at 125V, type B. Use with 14AWG wire or thicker. Connectors are 2-5/8" long x 1-1/2" dia at their thickest, with strain reliefs on both at the cable sides.

We love this thing because it looks like a standard LED light bulb, (100-240V) with the equivalent of 60W output, yet it’s a motion sensor light. Sneaky! Has a standard base, and a "built-in radar sensor” that’s “triggered by movement." Radar? Microwave? PIR? We don’t know and sometimes with cool stuff like this, not knowing is best. Draws 8W of energy and shines at 800 lumens with a 5000K (neutral/natural) color temp. Should shine for about 25,000 hours.

This is called a Unicorn Infinity Light because it gives the illusion, using LEDs and a mirror, that the unicorn-shaped space you’re looking into goes on forever. Has LED strips inside and measures approx 6” x 7-3/4” x 2-3/4” deep. Pretty cool, we have to say, just remember to peel off the protective films and don’t stick your fingers or nose on them. You supply (3) “AA” batteries, and today’s your lucky day because we have those, too.

This standard American polarized wall tap outlet allows you to control the flow of juice, up to 125Vac @15 Amps max. Measures 1-1/2" high x 3-1/4" long x 1-1/4" deep, not counting 2-prongs. Great for appliances and devices that draw power even when not in use. Great for Christmas lights and other string lighting, allows you to turn on and off without umplugging. Has a backlit amber on/off rocker switch on the side. UL, CSA, ETL.

Our squeezy emoji faced eggs are foam, cute and cuddly—perfect for lightening the mood in any office! They come in a nice (6)-pack carton, and they’re a little bigger than regular-sized eggs. Squeeze or toss them to relieve stress, or simply to participate in general merriment since they all have faces with wacky expressions. Just don’t hard-boil them. They don’t like that. Squish 'em all day long, though. They love that! The best part? No shells to clean up.

Your diary—that’s for you, but sometimes you want the world to see your message. That’s when you call on this giant. Our chisel-tip marker from Art Skills®, the latest in B.A.M. technology (Big Area Marker, it says so on the package), 6” long and 1-3/32” wide and the tip measures 3/4” tall x 1/4" wide. Designed for writing big words—not like “recalcitrant” and “contumacious”, but big in size for signs and posters. The ink is black, and washable, comes off most clothing and your skin, but might require a couple washings or a good soaking. We trust you can keep the ink on the signs, though.

Look, no promises if your pool springs a leak, but this waterproof tape actually works under water. Measures 4" wide, and you’ll get 5 feet of it, in understated black. Adheres to plastic, metal, wood, plaster, concrete, glass and the proverbial "more," and makes a flexible seal. Best of all, you won’t even have to suffer through a tacky infomercial to get a roll. UV-, temperature- and weather-resistant.

Like sand through the hourglass, so are the apes of our lives. There might be better ways to waste, er, measure time than with a somber 9” tall polyresin monkey holding a large sand-filled hourglass, but we seriously doubt it. This particular primate chronometer sports brown trousers and a red smoking jacket with gold trim. His hourglass is 6-1/2” tall and fits beautifully in his monkey mitts, resting between his monkey toes on a 3/4” base. Sand runs out in 2 minutes 40 seconds to 3 minutes—perfect for a soft-boiled egg—which, as any primatologist will tell you, monkeys love!

Remember that Halloween when you wanted to go as a Czech soldier? Well, your full M98 uniform has arrived. In deep olive green and made of a synthetic khaki material, the shirt has bronze buttons down the front and on all (4) pockets, a Czech emblem on the left sleeve, button-down shoulder straps for epaulets, and “ASR” pins on both collars. Size Medium, measuring 20" at the shoulders and 32" top to bottom, with 23-1/2" sleeves. Button-fly pants have an adjustable 31" waist and 40" legs. Made in the Slovakia, oddly enough.

Time for some new ballpoint pens? Always, right? This (18)-pack of BIC® Glide™ pens promises smooth writing action and bold lines in (4) ink colors. You’ll get (8) black, (6) blue, (2) red and (2) green pens, each with a retractable 1.6mm point, pocket clip and comfort grip. Our copywriters can confirm that they’re a joy to write with. They can also confirm that it’s sometimes OK to dangle a preposition, regardless of the pen you’re using.

This great little (3)-piece set of pipe brush cleaners, each 7-1/2” long, including metal handle with hanging loop, consists of (2) standard pipe cleaners with 3” of bristles, and (1) broom-style brush with 1-1/4” of bristles.

Take it from folks who see a lot of unicorns come and go—this might be our coolest ever. It’s a glossy white porcelain unicorn head with a slot behind its ear (’cause it’s also a bank!) and a removable color-morphing LED horn. Head is 8” tall, and horn adds about an additional 2”. Great as a nightlight and a college fund. But you don’t have to be a kid to appreciate this beauty with closed eyes and long lashes. Takes button-cell batteries, which you supply (and it’s so worth it).

This East German MDI gold medal, awarded to officers with 25 years of service, is 1-3/8” dia and hangs from a red ribbon with (2) gold stripes on the sides. In great condition and packed in a see-through plastic case. You’ll also get a 1” x 1/2” ribbon bar for less formal dress events with a smaller gold button on it. Both have a safety-style pin on the back for securing to a uniform and are quite amazing in design and historically.

There’s no snap or pop, but this solar-powered LED accent light definitely has some crackle. Bulb throws cool white light, and the 5” tall clear glass tube looks crackled, or ice-spackled. It’s very cool, whatever you want to call it. The whole thing measures 8” long x approx 3-1/4” dia with an extra 1/4” mounting support on each side and is open on the bottom. Makes for a nice wall sconce. It’s weatherproof, IP54-rated, with 6 to 8 hours of operation on a full charge. Turns on at night, off in the day, like a good light should. Uses a “AA” 300mAH rechargeable battery (included). No need for wires or outlets. Simple installation, mounting hardware included.

If there are two things the Swiss military knows, it’s knives and pumps. Here’s a manual water pump—used and surplus, which means it’s authentic, and collectible. Has a 20” long x 1-7/32” silver metal body, 12-1/2” long red wooden t-handle and a rubberish output hose approx 8 feet long x 5/8” dia. that has a threaded fitting and an 18-1/2” x 15/32” metal nozzle with, yep, a red wood handle. An arm with square hole and bolt for locking at desired height on the base’s heavy-duty support beam, depending on water levels, is just below the handle. Base is heavy cast metal approx. 12-5/8” x 11” and is chevron shaped. Probably dates from the early ’80s, back when the Swiss were neutral. Jarvis says: Your whole order will ship by ground with this item.

Our friends at iZoom® call this the Lanai Solar Landscape Light, and we say that’s probably a better word than Porch. Either way, use a bunch of these to light your little slice of paradise. They’re light-sensor activated, dusk to dawn, with a warm white LED light, a built-in rechargeable battery, solar panel and on/off switch. In the shape of a lint roller, each light housing measures 4-1/2” tall x approx 2-1/2” dia with of a 7” shaft below it, and a 4-1/4” spike attachment below that. All you do is push it into the ground. Light housing and shaft are black plastic, and the housing has a cool tropical cut-out design for the light to shine through. Weather-proof and IP54 Rated. No need for wires or outlets.

We hate having to hold onto a towel or rag. So much gripping power required! We jest, but putting on this microfiber detailing mitt and polishing away is a lot more enjoyable than dealing with rags and towels. Made of ultra-soft blue microfiber with a white elastic cuff, it’s a mitten—sort of like an oven mitt—designed specifically for cleaning and polishing. At 11” long x 7-1/2” wide at the thumb, one size fits most hands, and how many towels can say that? Machine washable, lint-free & super absorbent. Get a pair and do the double-polish on your blinds, furniture, knick-knacks and more.

Oh, this item is a magnifier? Great—we needed one because the print is so small anymore, and it’s always dark in these places! Did we write that out loud? Anyway, this handheld 2X illuminated magnifier from Carson® has a crystal clear acrylic lens and a 4X bi-focal spot lens—for when the print is extra-extra small. Just set the 3-1/4” dia lens over whatever you want to read and turn on the (2) super-bright LEDs. Runs on (2) “C” batteries, which you supply.

Of course you want to wear your knit hipster hat today—when don’t you?—but it’s so damn sunny. We got you covered, literally, with this olive drab 100% wool knit cap that includes a built-in brim in front. This “jeep cap,” inspired by the U.S. military, meets U.S. Defense Department specs, though it’s been redesigned to be larger, cover the ears, and include the bill upfront. Radar O’Reilly loved his! Made in the U.S. of A., of course.

We love games you can play either at work with co-workers, at home with a kid, or at a party with consenting adults. This is one of those games, the Mini Shoot and Score Game, which calls for 1 or 2 players to catapult balls into an elevated (9)-basket multi-hoop with a backboard that stands over 13” tall x 6” wide. You’ll get (2) catapults, (5) orange balls and (5) gray balls. Now do you see why there are (9) baskets? So someone can win. Easy to put together and take apart for storage. Ages 6+.

Stuff your duds in these large bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Lg/Med/Sm collection includes (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

A really small guy who lives....Whoops! Wrong Chuck. This one is a drill or rotary tool chuck with a 1/8" shank and fits bit sizes #60-#80 to facilitate handling tools with truly small shanks. Very handy in the modeling and electronics worlds.

Okay, they’re just strips of metal, but CJ says one of each and a grapefruit will get you at least a “C” at the science fair. The copper electrode is 100mm long x 18mm wide  x .8mm thick (3.94" x .7" x .041”). The zinc electrode is 4” long x 3/4” wide x .027” thick and stamped “ZN”. And both of them are awfully useful for crafters and jewelry makers, too.

This little Wi-Fi smart socket plugs into any grounded wall socket and lets you control lights, holiday decorations, TVs, or anything else that plugs in. In white, with a function button and LED indicator, it supports Alexa, Google Assistant/Home and IFTTT. Search for “Smart Life” in the App Store, or scan the QR code. App allows timer settings or on/off control from any Android or iPhone/tablet. Easy to set up and easy to use. Pat didn't even read the instructions. UL. FCC approved. Model Hyleton-311 XP61065.

This mini version has all of the big guy's abilities on a slightly reduced scale. The bench-top drill press measures approx 15" tall overall on a 6-1/2" x 9" x 1" cast-iron base with a 1-5/16" dia x 11-5/8" tall column. Max working distance is approx 7-1/2". Chuck opens to 5/16", with a spindle travel of 1". It's 120VAC, and has (3) speed ranges, of 5,500, 6,500, and 8,500 rpm. Includes (2) Allen wrenches, chuck key, and, believe it or not, an instruction booklet that is easy to understand.

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Something in this paracord bracelet kit might save your life. Short of that, it might lighten your load, help you out of a jam, or just look really cool on your wrist. You’ll get (10) 7-strand paracords in assorted solid colors (some bright, some subdued), each 10 feet long with a 550-lb capacity. Every cord comes with a molle buckle. From the SE Survivor Series.

Riffler files are most prized by sculptors, wood carvers, model makers and similar fashioners of precision objects. They come in a variety of flat, round and triangular shapes. They are usually pointed and always have a delicate curve toward the point which makes them particularly useful for working in tight and curvy spots. We have a set of (10) in an attractive red plastic case. They are 3 x 180 mm size (about 7"), and were made in China for the King Manufacturing Co. Very nice quality at a very nice price. They can cost as much as $4.00-$5.00 apiece in regular outlets.

Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs about 2" into the pencil, which will be plenty since we couldn't find a pencil sharpener to fit it anyway.

The pentapack: You pick a pack of (5) 3V lithium coin cell batteries, CR2025 OR CR2032, still in their packaging, for a price that looks like a single battery, because you're smart enough to shop here. Looking for a large quantity? Try our bulk pack of (20) batteries for huge savings!

These steel anvil-style pruning shears have a Teflon-coated blade for nonstickitiveness. Shears are 8” long overall with a 1-1/2” blade, red rubber-coated grips, a spring to keep them open, and a lock to keep them closed—but the lock on the pair you get might not work. Surplus factor! No lock, much better price Go deadhead a rose bush, and then buy something with all that money you just saved.

These are very nice (48)-page cardboard-bound notebooks with themes and some unobtrusive notes/formats that will be easy to ignore if you’re not into the subject, but twice as nice if you are. You pick: the 5” x 7” Star Trek United Federation Captain’s Log with a date/location entry on each lined page and fold-out info on the back cover, like a warp-speed conversion table; the 5” x 7” Stargazer’s Notebook with 1/4” rules plus a lightly printed 3-1/4” dia circle with 30-degree markings to chart the sky, and a fold-out back cover with an astrolabe and constellation chart; the 3-1/2” x 5” Star Trek Engineering notebook with a red cover, diagrams of a communicator, phaser and tricorder, grid pages, famous engineering quotes and room for your name, rank and serial number; the 3-1/2” x 5” Entomology notebook with a beetle cover, fold-out back cover showing a metamorphosis of an adult insect, ruled pages and room for observational notes and sketches; or the 3-1/2” x 5” Botany notebook with a fold-out back cover with illustrations of leaves for identification, ruled pages and room for observational notes and sketches.

Be good to your wooden and other water-averse surfaces by keeping these slate coasters always at the ready. They’ll stop condensation from dripping down the sides of your rocks glasses, or cans, or bottles or any other kinds of potentially dripping vessels. Each coaster measures approx 4"x 4" in a tasteful slate gray (duh) rough-hewn along the edges with a cushy bumper under each corner. Use chalk to write on them. Yeah, custom coasters—just your style.

Sure, our crystal whiskey decanter with rose gold highlights and a luxury gift box is beautiful and elegant. Sure, it’s weighty and classic-looking, and sure, it’ll give your living room, home office, den, man cave or she shed an extra air of sophistication. But the best thing about it is, no matter what kind of booze you put in it, suddenly the booze looks better. With no labels in the room, nobody will know that you’re pouring the cheap stuff. Holds (34) oz of your favorite (or most affordable) Scotch, Irish Whiskey, Bourbon or Rye—and go ahead, tell ’em it’s all top shelf.

Turn you pictures into greeting cards with these Share Your Memories kits. Each package has (3) 8-3/8” x 4-1/2” photo sleeves for 4” x 6” pix with a self-adhesive backing behind a laminate with a clear window. Also includes (6) 3/4” square self-adhesive magnets and (3) envelopes. You pick the generic greeting card or the birthday theme version. You’ll get (2) packages of the same, for a grand total of (6) sleeves, (12) magnets and (6) envelopes.

The secret is in the gears. This 185-piece kit from UGEARS® assembles in 2-3 hours without glue or tools, and results in an 8-compartment box. Opening the lid activates (3) main blocks to the side and front. A third block moves a lower drawer with (6) compartments, while a secret button on the back opens (2) secret compartments. Includes a locking latch. No doubt about it—this box is fancy, festooned with myriad floral and ornamental design elements. Completed box will measure approx 11” x 8-3/4” x 8”. Made in Ukraine. For ages 14+.

*The kid-sized Bounty Hunter Junior is 31-1/2” long overall, but loaded with professional features. It includes a 6-1/2” dia detector coil, ballistic meter, controls for power/sensitivity and target elimination (which helps eliminate iron, for example). Also has an audible proximity sensor that works in tandem with the meter. The manufacturer says it will find coin-sized objects up to 5” deep and larger ones up to 2 feet deep.

*Move up to the 2.8 lb Bounty Hunter Tracker IV, with a padded arm support cushioned hand grip, and an overall length that can be adjusted from 45” to 52”. Its fully automatic Ground-Trac® constantly adjusts to scan through dirt, rock, wood and mud, and the 8” dia open-face coil is completely submersible. It has three-mode discrimination (all metal, tone and full); a sensitivity control that filters interference; a large ballistic meter; and an internal speaker that works with or without headphones (not included). It will find small objects up to 8” deep and larger ones up to 3 feet deep.

*For the pro comes Bounty Hunter Pro Lone Star model. Has 9 target-ID category icons, graphic depth indicator, sensitivity bar graph and multiple notching system. Need more? Finds coins and small objects up to 8” deep and larger objects over 2-feet. Has 3 tone alert for different materials and a waterproof 8” coil for wide coverage.

Each comes with a well-written instruction manual and requires a pair of 9V batteries (not included).

Remember when people said that? No? Ask your dad. We brought it back because we miss '80s surfer dudes and because it's such a good headline for these metal nesting tubes. All are 12” long with .014” walls. You pick: the set of (8) aluminum tubes in 1/16” through 9/32” outer diameters; the set of (7) copper tubes in 1/16” through 1/4” outer diameters; or the set of (12) brass tubes in 1/16” through 13/32” outer diameters.

Invasion from space. Our each is (2) packs of (2) sets each of Space Invadery pixilated decals, including a sheet of (12) at 5/8” to 3” and a sheet of (18) from 3/8” dia to 4-1/2” x 1/2”, including a bunch of beeps, blips and 0101s. Packed in a jewel case just like CDs come in because, we figure, there’s a good surplus market in those cases.

We all need tape, all kinds of tape. The smart folks (tapeworms) stock up and have it ready when things go south, as they will. Our each is a quintet of tapes, including: (1) 55-yard roll of 2" wide clear carton-sealing tape; (1) 82-foot roll of 1" wide beige double-sided tape; (1) 60-yard roll of 1-3/8" wide painters' masking tape; (1) 60-yard roll of 2" wide standard duct tape, the one you can't live without; and (1) 50-yard long roll of 2" wide aluminum tape, conductive on the shiny side and great for cold weather and metal repairs. Bonus use: fisherpersons use aluminum tape to wrap wooden lures for added fish-luring. Bonus tapeworm joke: they're the perfect pets--no leash, no license, go where you go and eat what you eat.

So many of your chia-like pots are likenesses of random animals and peculiar people. Redeem the pot-pet universe with some real talent. You pick Albert Einstein, Jane Austen or Sigmund (sometimes a plant is just a plant) Freud. Bases, with names, measure approx 3-3/8” x 2-1/2” with heads about 3-1/4” tall. In unglazed white ceramic, they'll hold a 2” mini flowerpot, or you can add potting soil and few pebbles. Perfect for small ferns, succulents or ivy, but if your thumb isn't green, just stick pencils in them.