Actually a tiny magnetic device for finding metal studs or the nails in wooden studs. The rare earth magnetized plunger in this 1-3/8” square plastic doodad will jump when it passes over ferrous metal. Four countersunk holes on the sides let you mark the spot.

45388P1 MAGNETIC STUD FINDER

It was June 18-20 of 79,182,021 BCE. Luckily, we’ve got surplus promo key-chains, with 1” slip-rings attached to 1-3/8" x 1-5/8" fobs with the fest name and a nice picture of a T-rex, and at a deeply discounted price.

45453P3 DINOFEST KEY FOBS

A CPA for cooking your books? No, just a basic calculator made out of floppy black rubber so you can bend it, shape it, any way you want it. Stick it in your pocket , it's all right. Measures 6” x 3-3/4” with a button-cell battery and a back-up solar cell. Answers in a 2-1/8” long LCD. Made in Germany, where they know their numbers.

45442P1 RUBBER BATTERY-SOLAR CALCULATOR

Think outside the box on your own time. These poster-pad adult coloring books are 8-1/2” x 11” on heavy, perforated stock, so you can tear out and diplay your work. Feature (60) extremely intricate designs. You pick Among the Stars, with designs based on the constellations, along with lots of celestial facts and mythology; or Geometric Designs, with extremely intricate mandelbrot and fractal-inspired designs. You’ll need to sharpen those color pencils, pilgrim. A great way to relax after a long day.

95893P1 POSTER PAD, GEOMETRIC DESIGNS, 73pp

Or all S-hook up. Hang ’em high. These are big puppies, steel S-hooks at 4-1/2” long x 5/32” with 1-1/2” IDs, which is closet pole or shower rod hangable. Handy for keeping your cords and rope organized and off the floor, drying flowers or hanging seasonal items out of the way in the garage. Our each is a (6)-pack.

45379P1 LARGE STEEL S HOOKS

It’s little, 4” x 1-1/4” dia, but it sucks just enough to get cookie crumbs and dust out from under the shift key. This mini-vac is made for keyboard cleaning and plugs into a USB port with a 3-foot cord. Has a white LED to help with crumb-spotting, and comes with a little brush attachment and flexible nozzle.

45590P1 USB KEYBOARD VACUUM

This carved and painted trio of wooden ducks came in from Indonesia (and boy, are their arms tired). Measure 9”, 7” and 5-3/4” long, respectively, and they’re made to sit on a mantel or shelf with their necks extended out and down, overhanging the edge, so they stare at you, as ducks will. You can even put them in a row if you want.

45419P1 WOODEN MALLARD DUCKS

We’ll provide the head. This little booger-bomb, angry zits and fizzing eyeballs kit will make a mother wonder why she ever had children in the first place. You’ll get a 7” skull mold, citric acid, green food coloring, a pipet, popsicle sticks, rubber gloves and instructions for making the skull produce the disgusting stuff described above. May even have some educational side effects.

95891P1 EXPLODING SKULL KIT

Our cutest-ever ratchet set. Includes a 5-5/8" long driver with a 1/4” square lug on one side to drive the (6) included 5, 6, 8,10, 11 & 13mm sockets; and a 1/4” hex port on the reverse to drive the (10) flathead, Torx and Philips bits. Box says it’s an “assorted tools life assistant” and a “good family helper,” and where can you get that for under six bucks?

45423P1 MINI RATCHET SOCKET AND BIT SET