Attenzione, military buffs and woodshoppers! This Italian military steel auger bit measures 13” long x 5/8" dia with a 1/2" base that has a flattened side. We don’t know what else to say about it except that as auger bits go, it looks and feels like a good one. Collectible, yes, but also completely usable.
A Bit From The Boot
Attenzione, military buffs and woodshoppers! This Italian military steel auger bit measures 13” long x 5/8" dia with a 1/2" base that has a flattened side. We don’t know what else to say about it except that as auger bits go, it looks and feels like a good one. Collectible, yes, but also completely usable.
If darkness scares the you know what out of you, we have the perfect solution. This LED motion-sensor Glow Bowl night light illuminates your toilet to help you see where you go wee. Easily attaches to the bowl and illuminates in (8) different colors. Has 160-degree motion-sensing range, measures 3” x 2-1/2” and wipes clean. You supply (3) “AAA” batteries. User manual included. For the light—we figure you know how to use your own equipment by now.
Toileting At Night
If darkness scares the you know what out of you, we have the perfect solution. This LED motion-sensor Glow Bowl night light illuminates your toilet to help you see where you go wee. Easily attaches to the bowl and illuminates in (8) different colors. Has 160-degree motion-sensing range, measures 3” x 2-1/2” and wipes clean. You supply (3) “AAA” batteries. User manual included. For the light—we figure you know how to use your own equipment by now.
Sometimes leather just isn’t enough. In times like those, we pack an RFID-protection rubberized case wallet like this one. Has a plastic accordion organizer inside with (6) slots for cards, and the slots easily fit multiple cards. One side of the case is ribbed, at 4-1/2” x 3” x 3/4," you can slip it easily into your pocket. Clasp is simple but effective, and easy to use with one hand. In assorted colors and finishes and we'll try to pick one that will go with something you regularly wear.
CASE (WALLET) CLOSED
Sometimes leather just isn’t enough. In times like those, we pack an RFID-protection rubberized case wallet like this one. Has a plastic accordion organizer inside with (6) slots for cards, and the slots easily fit multiple cards. One side of the case is ribbed, at 4-1/2” x 3” x 3/4," you can slip it easily into your pocket. Clasp is simple but effective, and easy to use with one hand. In assorted colors and finishes and we'll try to pick one that will go with something you regularly wear.
Just because your radio is square doesn’t mean your music is. Actually, this radio is a cube. It’s also blue and transparent, letting you can see the electronics inside. Antenna extends to 9” and picks up both AM and FM frequencies. Has a 3.5mm headphone jack on one side, easy to use tuning and volume/power dials on the other, and a big mesh-covered speaker on the front. Cube sides are 3” each. Requires (2) “AA” batteries, not included, but available.
BOX OF WAVES
Just because your radio is square doesn’t mean your music is. Actually, this radio is a cube. It’s also blue and transparent, letting you can see the electronics inside. Antenna extends to 9” and picks up both AM and FM frequencies. Has a 3.5mm headphone jack on one side, easy to use tuning and volume/power dials on the other, and a big mesh-covered speaker on the front. Cube sides are 3” each. Requires (2) “AA” batteries, not included, but available.
You thought we were going to say “knife”! But no, this is their bag, baby—a Swiss Army M90 rubber rucksack, 100% polyamide, water-resistant and PVC-coated. Heavy-duty, olive drab and in very good condition. Measures 18” x 15” x 5”. Has a padded lower-back bar, a flap-closure top and (2) side pockets with quick-release buckle closures and cinch straps. This is a really sweet bag for collectors, but you can also use it for camping and hiking.
Swiss Army…Bag
You thought we were going to say “knife”! But no, this is their bag, baby—a Swiss Army M90 rubber rucksack, 100% polyamide, water-resistant and PVC-coated. Heavy-duty, olive drab and in very good condition. Measures 18” x 15” x 5”. Has a padded lower-back bar, a flap-closure top and (2) side pockets with quick-release buckle closures and cinch straps. This is a really sweet bag for collectors, but you can also use it for camping and hiking.
Or should we ask, How hard do you jazz? Either way, if you like big, clear sound, you need the equipment and materials that deliver it. This 14-gauge, Platinum XP, high-performance speaker cable from Monster Cable® is what your current speaker wire will grow up to be someday if it eats its vegetables. You’ll get 30 feet of magnetic flex-tube, oxygen-free copper cable for higher conductivity, which translates in the audio world to cleaner highs, deeper bass, and generally better clarity overall. Crank up The Who or Thelonious Monk –whatever or Whoever you’re into.
HOW HARD DO YOU ROCK?
Or should we ask, How hard do you jazz? Either way, if you like big, clear sound, you need the equipment and materials that deliver it. This 14-gauge, Platinum XP, high-performance speaker cable from Monster Cable® is what your current speaker wire will grow up to be someday if it eats its vegetables. You’ll get 30 feet of magnetic flex-tube, oxygen-free copper cable for higher conductivity, which translates in the audio world to cleaner highs, deeper bass, and generally better clarity overall. Crank up The Who or Thelonious Monk –whatever or Whoever you’re into.
This handsome, well made sommelier’s corkscrew (the kind that looks like a nice pocket knife) will have you pulling corks like a pro. Foil-cutting knife, corkscrew and double-hinged fulcrum/bottle opener all have flip-out action. Ergonomic handle is made of attractive polished wood and brushed stainless steel. Measures 4-3/4" long when closed, and approx 7" when doing its thing. Says “Vesper” on it, and comes in a nice cardboard box with a foam insert for storage. Now you just need a towel to drape over your forearm.
THE CORKS NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD
This handsome, well made sommelier’s corkscrew (the kind that looks like a nice pocket knife) will have you pulling corks like a pro. Foil-cutting knife, corkscrew and double-hinged fulcrum/bottle opener all have flip-out action. Ergonomic handle is made of attractive polished wood and brushed stainless steel. Measures 4-3/4" long when closed, and approx 7" when doing its thing. Says “Vesper” on it, and comes in a nice cardboard box with a foam insert for storage. Now you just need a towel to drape over your forearm.
This hinged wallet, in faux crocodile leather, snaps shut and unlocks with a pushbutton latch. Measures 4-1/2” x 3” and has a small cellphone pouch on the outside, which makes it about 2-1/2” thick overall. Your smartphone won’t fit in the pouch, but your old-school burner will. A tin of mints might, too. Inside the wallet is another pouch, a strap and (2) small eyelets. Comes with a carrying strap, too. We’ll pick a nice color for you, either black or red.
MONEY TO BURN
This hinged wallet, in faux crocodile leather, snaps shut and unlocks with a pushbutton latch. Measures 4-1/2” x 3” and has a small cellphone pouch on the outside, which makes it about 2-1/2” thick overall. Your smartphone won’t fit in the pouch, but your old-school burner will. A tin of mints might, too. Inside the wallet is another pouch, a strap and (2) small eyelets. Comes with a carrying strap, too. We’ll pick a nice color for you, either black or red.
This Kronos LED alarm clock is also a 4000 mAH power bank. Or maybe the power bank is a clock. Either way, more power to it. In black, it measures approx 6” x 3” x a slim 1/2” and packs a lithium polymer (LiPo) battery with DC 5V/1.6A. Has (2) USB outputs and (1) micro USB input. Face lights up with blue dots, which display time, date and power bank battery percentage. Includes USB to micro USB cord, and detailed, illustrated instructions.
The Power Of Time
This Kronos LED alarm clock is also a 4000 mAH power bank. Or maybe the power bank is a clock. Either way, more power to it. In black, it measures approx 6” x 3” x a slim 1/2” and packs a lithium polymer (LiPo) battery with DC 5V/1.6A. Has (2) USB outputs and (1) micro USB input. Face lights up with blue dots, which display time, date and power bank battery percentage. Includes USB to micro USB cord, and detailed, illustrated instructions.
Joseph Cornell would have loved this one. Remember him? The assemblage artist who put boxes on the art map? Look him up. And then imagine the possibilities for this his handsomely rugged, hinged-top 7” x 7-3/4” x 1 3/4” wooden box from the U.S. Army. Painted olive drab on the outside with brass hardware, it used to be a GI artillery gunner’s quadrant instrument box. Has interior wooden bracing, perfect for a Cornell-style piece, and the words “CHEST, PACKING FOR GUNNER’S QUADRANT” stenciled in white on the hinged lid. If you’re not into making art, use it for anything you’d use a wooden box for (duh), or just as a cool, authentic display item. Made in the USA, natural
A Box Lives On
Joseph Cornell would have loved this one. Remember him? The assemblage artist who put boxes on the art map? Look him up. And then imagine the possibilities for this his handsomely rugged, hinged-top 7” x 7-3/4” x 1 3/4” wooden box from the U.S. Army. Painted olive drab on the outside with brass hardware, it used to be a GI artillery gunner’s quadrant instrument box. Has interior wooden bracing, perfect for a Cornell-style piece, and the words “CHEST, PACKING FOR GUNNER’S QUADRANT” stenciled in white on the hinged lid. If you’re not into making art, use it for anything you’d use a wooden box for (duh), or just as a cool, authentic display item. Made in the USA, natural
Never miss the ball with your paddle again. These jumbo ping pong balls are just the thing for the table tennis challenged. At 2-1/2" they are a little tough to bounce into those red cups you all love to play games with but we know you will try. Our each is a box of (3).
Jarvis Says: Not yet available in our retail stores.
THE BIGGER THE BETTER
Never miss the ball with your paddle again. These jumbo ping pong balls are just the thing for the table tennis challenged. At 2-1/2" they are a little tough to bounce into those red cups you all love to play games with but we know you will try. Our each is a box of (3).
Jarvis Says: Not yet available in our retail stores.
The plants aren’t going to name themselves. These Tall “T” Labels from RapiClip® are for your garden, so you don’t forget what you planted, or what you named the plants. Labels are white, generally T-shaped and 8” tall with a 2-1/2” x 1-3/4” labeling area that looks like a basketball backboard. You’ll get a pack of (10), and when you see how organized your garden is, you’ll probably want another (10).
LET THE LABELS SPEAK
The plants aren’t going to name themselves. These Tall “T” Labels from RapiClip® are for your garden, so you don’t forget what you planted, or what you named the plants. Labels are white, generally T-shaped and 8” tall with a 2-1/2” x 1-3/4” labeling area that looks like a basketball backboard. You’ll get a pack of (10), and when you see how organized your garden is, you’ll probably want another (10).
Our all-time favorite misprint-special featured thousands of pencils marked “Pensil.” We don’t expect to top that, but we do have beaucoup black-ink gel pens with rubber-coated barrels and caps with mangled, mistaken, or over-printed promo messages. They’re yours for a song--or a half-buck each, whether you can sing or not.
Pens For A Song
Our all-time favorite misprint-special featured thousands of pencils marked “Pensil.” We don’t expect to top that, but we do have beaucoup black-ink gel pens with rubber-coated barrels and caps with mangled, mistaken, or over-printed promo messages. They’re yours for a song--or a half-buck each, whether you can sing or not.
Remember that Halloween when you wanted to go as a Czech soldier? Well, your full M98 uniform has arrived. In deep olive green and made of a synthetic khaki material, the shirt has bronze buttons down the front and on all (4) pockets, a Czech emblem on the left sleeve, button-down shoulder straps for epaulets, and “ASR” pins on both collars. Size Small, measuring 19" at the shoulders and 27" top to bottom, with 23" sleeves. Button-fly pants have an adjustable 30” waist and 38" legs. Made in Lipany, Slovakia ironically.
Czech, Your Gear
Remember that Halloween when you wanted to go as a Czech soldier? Well, your full M98 uniform has arrived. In deep olive green and made of a synthetic khaki material, the shirt has bronze buttons down the front and on all (4) pockets, a Czech emblem on the left sleeve, button-down shoulder straps for epaulets, and “ASR” pins on both collars. Size Small, measuring 19" at the shoulders and 27" top to bottom, with 23" sleeves. Button-fly pants have an adjustable 30” waist and 38" legs. Made in Lipany, Slovakia ironically.
Like you, we love a good mani-pedi (who doesn’t, are we right?), but they can add up quicker than a few dozen specialty coffee drinks. Our solution is the USB rechargeable NAIL drill machine, which allows us to do manicures and pedicures in the comfort of our (free) home salons. Kit includes a 4-1/4” rotary tool handle with a 5-foot cord, a battery box with a speed control knob (USB-powered and rechargeable), various nail file bits, and a bag of disposable, abrasive cylinder heads. Shank is 2.35mm and spins up to 30,000 rpm.
Home Mani-Pedis
Like you, we love a good mani-pedi (who doesn’t, are we right?), but they can add up quicker than a few dozen specialty coffee drinks. Our solution is the USB rechargeable NAIL drill machine, which allows us to do manicures and pedicures in the comfort of our (free) home salons. Kit includes a 4-1/4” rotary tool handle with a 5-foot cord, a battery box with a speed control knob (USB-powered and rechargeable), various nail file bits, and a bag of disposable, abrasive cylinder heads. Shank is 2.35mm and spins up to 30,000 rpm.
No, don’t really go climb a glacier—at least not with these crampons from the French Alpine Legion. They worked great back in the day, when French soldiers used them to scale steep mountains during snow and ice storms in the French Alps. But anymore they’re just for show, or maybe some light-duty walking. You’ll get a pair of them, adjustable from size 7 to 12, made of molded metal—in France, of course.
Go Climb A Glacier
No, don’t really go climb a glacier—at least not with these crampons from the French Alpine Legion. They worked great back in the day, when French soldiers used them to scale steep mountains during snow and ice storms in the French Alps. But anymore they’re just for show, or maybe some light-duty walking. You’ll get a pair of them, adjustable from size 7 to 12, made of molded metal—in France, of course.
Imagine how much more Hemingway could have written had he always had one of these handy flip-top notepads with him. Measures 6" tall and 3” wide (the notebook, not Hemingway), and fits perfectly in your pocket, where the stiff paperboard covers and solid white spiral rings will preserve your pithy observations (and grocery lists) for generations. A regular moveable feast, each pad has approx. (60) pages of ruled paper. In green or pink, and we’ll channel Ernest to pick the bravest, truest color for you.
Write Something That Will Last
Imagine how much more Hemingway could have written had he always had one of these handy flip-top notepads with him. Measures 6" tall and 3” wide (the notebook, not Hemingway), and fits perfectly in your pocket, where the stiff paperboard covers and solid white spiral rings will preserve your pithy observations (and grocery lists) for generations. A regular moveable feast, each pad has approx. (60) pages of ruled paper. In green or pink, and we’ll channel Ernest to pick the bravest, truest color for you.
Absolutely not. Especially with these 100-120VAC input regulated switching power supplies with trim pots to adjust the output 0.5V either way, vented housings, 5-pole terminal blocks for AC in, chassis ground and DC out. You pick the 5A at 5VDC unit at 3-7/8" x 4" x 1-3/8" or the 8A at 5VDC at 5" x 3-7/8" x 1-1/2". Both have 3/32" mounting holes and are CE listed.
Absolutely not. Especially with these 100-120VAC input regulated switching power supplies with trim pots to adjust the output 0.5V either way, vented housings, 5-pole terminal blocks for AC in, chassis ground and DC out. You pick the 5A at 5VDC unit at 3-7/8" x 4" x 1-3/8" or the 8A at 5VDC at 5" x 3-7/8" x 1-1/2". Both have 3/32" mounting holes and are CE listed.
This is our wisest magnifier yet, a blue plastic owl, approx 7” tall x 4-1/2” wide x 1-1/4” thick, from GeoSarafi Jr. Magnifies 2X and 8X through its 1-3/4” x 1-1/2” eyes with red LED light pupils for night vision. Orange beak is the power button. Also has cute orange feet. Appropriately named the Bright Eyes Magnifier™. Requires (2) “AAA”, not included, but available here. Yeah, we thought you might ask. Ages 3+.
This is our wisest magnifier yet, a blue plastic owl, approx 7” tall x 4-1/2” wide x 1-1/4” thick, from GeoSarafi Jr. Magnifies 2X and 8X through its 1-3/4” x 1-1/2” eyes with red LED light pupils for night vision. Orange beak is the power button. Also has cute orange feet. Appropriately named the Bright Eyes Magnifier™. Requires (2) “AAA”, not included, but available here. Yeah, we thought you might ask. Ages 3+.
This Keter brand portable toolbox/organizer is made of all-weather tough resin with metal hinges, and can hold up to 55 lbs of gear. Resin means no rusting, peeling or denting. Case measures approx 19” x 15” x 7” with (4) compartment organizers for small parts and hardware storage, and removable cushioned dividers to customize your layout. A lid stopper also prevents the lid from closing, keeping the tools you have stored there visible and at arm’s reach during your project. Great for everything from DIY home improvements to commercial construction work. In powerful black and red, this is the toolbox for people who like to be organized and prepared.
This Keter brand portable toolbox/organizer is made of all-weather tough resin with metal hinges, and can hold up to 55 lbs of gear. Resin means no rusting, peeling or denting. Case measures approx 19” x 15” x 7” with (4) compartment organizers for small parts and hardware storage, and removable cushioned dividers to customize your layout. A lid stopper also prevents the lid from closing, keeping the tools you have stored there visible and at arm’s reach during your project. Great for everything from DIY home improvements to commercial construction work. In powerful black and red, this is the toolbox for people who like to be organized and prepared.
But here’s an 800 lumen nightlight for your driveway or backyard anyway! By iZoom®, and direct from the late-night infomercials, this quad beam solar-powered light has (98) white COB LEDs across its 4-faces and a rechargeable lithium battery inside. It’s motion and light-sensitive, and shines brighter when it senses motion . Measures 3-3/4" x 5" x 1-3/4" and comes with a self-adhesive pad on the back, plus screws and mollies. You supply the darkness. Sells for over $15 at a popular home retailer.
But here’s an 800 lumen nightlight for your driveway or backyard anyway! By iZoom®, and direct from the late-night infomercials, this quad beam solar-powered light has (98) white COB LEDs across its 4-faces and a rechargeable lithium battery inside. It’s motion and light-sensitive, and shines brighter when it senses motion . Measures 3-3/4" x 5" x 1-3/4" and comes with a self-adhesive pad on the back, plus screws and mollies. You supply the darkness. Sells for over $15 at a popular home retailer.
Wood or wooden you like to never see another pun on wood or wooden? Too bad--we’re not even trying to quit. Meanwhile, you can try these wooden wiggling fish, caterpillar contraption, winged wooden dragon ad b-plane automaton that you crank to move. Made from laser-cut pieces that you peg or glue together, they will measure about 10-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 4-3/8” when finished. Come with instruction booklet, glue, sandpaper and wax.
Wood or wooden you like to never see another pun on wood or wooden? Too bad--we’re not even trying to quit. Meanwhile, you can try these wooden wiggling fish, caterpillar contraption, winged wooden dragon ad b-plane automaton that you crank to move. Made from laser-cut pieces that you peg or glue together, they will measure about 10-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 4-3/8” when finished. Come with instruction booklet, glue, sandpaper and wax.
Little plastic stakes are fine for little tents and awnings (and light breezes), but this beast of a galvanized steel stake can handle much more. Bring on the load, bring on the wind. It’s 10” long with a hole for your rope near the top, which is flat and 1-1/2” dia, perfecting for hammering into the ground. Up the stakes on your camping and recreation game with a bunch of these.
Jarvis Says: Sorry folks there was a misprint in our catalog for the price. Actual Price is $3.75
Little plastic stakes are fine for little tents and awnings (and light breezes), but this beast of a galvanized steel stake can handle much more. Bring on the load, bring on the wind. It’s 10” long with a hole for your rope near the top, which is flat and 1-1/2” dia, perfecting for hammering into the ground. Up the stakes on your camping and recreation game with a bunch of these.
Jarvis Says: Sorry folks there was a misprint in our catalog for the price. Actual Price is $3.75
And if you’re doing it at night, use this cute little barrel-shaped, black and silver, 6-LED flashlight while you do it. Measures 2” tall x a tad over 1” dia with a removable fabric wrist strap. Comes complete with a pair of dead button cell batteries, but we'll include replacements because, well, that’s how much we care. We don’t want any Surpies getting lost in the dark.
And if you’re doing it at night, use this cute little barrel-shaped, black and silver, 6-LED flashlight while you do it. Measures 2” tall x a tad over 1” dia with a removable fabric wrist strap. Comes complete with a pair of dead button cell batteries, but we'll include replacements because, well, that’s how much we care. We don’t want any Surpies getting lost in the dark.
Surpies rejoice! This might be our deal of the year. We recently acquired a bonanza of high-quality reading glasses (not cheapie five & dime store readers) in soooo many styles and colors, with magnification ranges of 1.00-1.75 and 2.00-3.00. Some are sunglasses, some have spring hinges, some have a case, and all originally sold for $10 to $30 each. So get this: we’ll send you (5) of them for less than $15. We promise you’ll get (5) different frame styles and at least (2) different magnifications. But remember: the styles vary wildly, from classic to eye-catching. With that in mind, remember: you get what you get, without throwing a fit. Isn’t surplus wonderful!
Surpies rejoice! This might be our deal of the year. We recently acquired a bonanza of high-quality reading glasses (not cheapie five & dime store readers) in soooo many styles and colors, with magnification ranges of 1.00-1.75 and 2.00-3.00. Some are sunglasses, some have spring hinges, some have a case, and all originally sold for $10 to $30 each. So get this: we’ll send you (5) of them for less than $15. We promise you’ll get (5) different frame styles and at least (2) different magnifications. But remember: the styles vary wildly, from classic to eye-catching. With that in mind, remember: you get what you get, without throwing a fit. Isn’t surplus wonderful!
Take care of them all with this grounded and surge-protected wall tap with (6) outlets plus (2) USB ports--and everybody needs USB ports. Converts a standard double outlet to an 8-way source that will support up to 15 Amps. USB puts out 2.1 Amps. Measures 5-5/8" x 3-1/2" x 1-5/8" in a light gray/beige color. ETL listed. Even includes the center screw (most don't) to anchor it to the wall plate so it wont pull out!
Take care of them all with this grounded and surge-protected wall tap with (6) outlets plus (2) USB ports--and everybody needs USB ports. Converts a standard double outlet to an 8-way source that will support up to 15 Amps. USB puts out 2.1 Amps. Measures 5-5/8" x 3-1/2" x 1-5/8" in a light gray/beige color. ETL listed. Even includes the center screw (most don't) to anchor it to the wall plate so it wont pull out!
You know about messages and ships in bottles, so it’s probably time for you to branch out with these terrariums in bulbs. It was bound to happen. Our very nice, clear-glass, upside-down light bulbs measure 7" tall x 3-1/2" dia at the widest. Inside they have polished rocks and plastic succulent foliage accented by a stylish 10-LED string of grain-of-wheat-style lights twisting through it. Featured flora include agave, aloe vera, torch plant and jade. Comes with four CR2032 coin cells for power. Just press the top to turn on the lights.
You know about messages and ships in bottles, so it’s probably time for you to branch out with these terrariums in bulbs. It was bound to happen. Our very nice, clear-glass, upside-down light bulbs measure 7" tall x 3-1/2" dia at the widest. Inside they have polished rocks and plastic succulent foliage accented by a stylish 10-LED string of grain-of-wheat-style lights twisting through it. Featured flora include agave, aloe vera, torch plant and jade. Comes with four CR2032 coin cells for power. Just press the top to turn on the lights.
Sometimes being a lightweight is a good thing—like when you have to carry it in a bag slung over your shoulder. This extendable camera tripod weighs next to nothing, extends to 50” and collapses down to 16”. Has a (3)-axis swivel pan head and a bubble level, a quick release plate, quick-release leg locks and rubber grip feet. Can handle a 2-1/2-lb load capacity and you won’t even notice that you’re carrying it in the included black case.
Sometimes being a lightweight is a good thing—like when you have to carry it in a bag slung over your shoulder. This extendable camera tripod weighs next to nothing, extends to 50” and collapses down to 16”. Has a (3)-axis swivel pan head and a bubble level, a quick release plate, quick-release leg locks and rubber grip feet. Can handle a 2-1/2-lb load capacity and you won’t even notice that you’re carrying it in the included black case.
Feel free to open your eyes underwater and leave ’em open as long as you like with these super-nice, adult, unisex SealBuddy Panoramic Swimming Goggles. They have a comfortable, tight fit with a rubber headband that you adjust with a pinch button and band ridges, plastic frames, soft silicone gaskets and 2.1" wide x 1.3" high tapered plastic anti-fog, anti-scratch lenses. They come with a hard-shell case because without it you’d lose them like we all do when they don’t come with a hard-shell case. Available in your favorite color scheme for goggles, as long as that’s black with stylish white accents.
Feel free to open your eyes underwater and leave ’em open as long as you like with these super-nice, adult, unisex SealBuddy Panoramic Swimming Goggles. They have a comfortable, tight fit with a rubber headband that you adjust with a pinch button and band ridges, plastic frames, soft silicone gaskets and 2.1" wide x 1.3" high tapered plastic anti-fog, anti-scratch lenses. They come with a hard-shell case because without it you’d lose them like we all do when they don’t come with a hard-shell case. Available in your favorite color scheme for goggles, as long as that’s black with stylish white accents.
It’s why you come here, isn’t it? Our each is (10) plastic canisters, each with a teaspoon of green cave-snot slime powder inside. When mixed with two teaspoons of water you’ll get approx a 1/2-ounce of nauseating gooey green gloop like the stuff that drips from cave ceilings and turns into stalactites someday. Scientific fact: the contents are actually guar gum and potato starch, because genuine cave snot is really hard to collect, and probably against cave rules. Great for a kid’s birthday party--obviously.
It’s why you come here, isn’t it? Our each is (10) plastic canisters, each with a teaspoon of green cave-snot slime powder inside. When mixed with two teaspoons of water you’ll get approx a 1/2-ounce of nauseating gooey green gloop like the stuff that drips from cave ceilings and turns into stalactites someday. Scientific fact: the contents are actually guar gum and potato starch, because genuine cave snot is really hard to collect, and probably against cave rules. Great for a kid’s birthday party--obviously.
Need a gross of laces for shoulder pads for under 14 cents each? You got 'em because we got 'em. Not a coach? Maybe a fabric artist, sneaker restorer, or clever crafter? Macrame wizard? Whatever--these are thin-ish white nylon (we think) round laces, 48” long with white aglets, which crossworders know are the little plastic tips for ease of threading. Our each is a bag of (144) laces which will have some yellow discoloration, (we'll call them yellow/white) but that's surplus!
Need a gross of laces for shoulder pads for under 14 cents each? You got 'em because we got 'em. Not a coach? Maybe a fabric artist, sneaker restorer, or clever crafter? Macrame wizard? Whatever--these are thin-ish white nylon (we think) round laces, 48” long with white aglets, which crossworders know are the little plastic tips for ease of threading. Our each is a bag of (144) laces which will have some yellow discoloration, (we'll call them yellow/white) but that's surplus!
These are like those magnifying reading glasses you buy in the drug store and keep losing, except these clip onto your regular glasses. Mighty handy for general reading, but especially for folks whose bifocals won't work for seeing a computer screen because it's too close for the top and too far for the bottom. Our copywriter is wearing a pair of our clip-ons to type this right now, and it's relief, he tells you. Acrylic lenses flip up when not in use, and the spring-loaded clip has rubber tips to protect your regular glasses. Mag power is 2.50X and the lenses are large at 2-1/4” across. Cheaper than the drug store, too.
These are like those magnifying reading glasses you buy in the drug store and keep losing, except these clip onto your regular glasses. Mighty handy for general reading, but especially for folks whose bifocals won't work for seeing a computer screen because it's too close for the top and too far for the bottom. Our copywriter is wearing a pair of our clip-ons to type this right now, and it's relief, he tells you. Acrylic lenses flip up when not in use, and the spring-loaded clip has rubber tips to protect your regular glasses. Mag power is 2.50X and the lenses are large at 2-1/4” across. Cheaper than the drug store, too.