Let’s say you don’t need a full-on, heavy-duty tool bag but you do need something to hold your smaller hobby tools. In that case, you’d need this super-nice, zippered tool-type bag. Measures 14" x 9-1/2" x 3", and has a triangular shape as it tapers from the 3" base to flat at the top zipper. Looks kind of like a small briefcase, or, more accurately, an attache. Has more than (15) elastic straps to hold things like pliers, tweezers, small screwdrivers and the like. In bad-to-the-bone black to let the world know you’re serious about tool storage and totage, even if they’re small tools.

This mini magnetic stirrer, made from a plastic blend that is chemical-resistant and easy to clean, is for all you lab rats out there who need stuff stirred. Quiet operation and low vibration. Noise level at full speed unloaded is 53dB. Ideal for routine stirring applications up to 100ml in general research, life science, industrial work, quality analysis and clinical lab settings. Includes 9mm and 35mm stir bars. Low-voltage, and has a double-insulated power adapter with (4) interchangeable plugs. Speed range is 200-2200rpm, and infinitely adjustable. CE, Intertek, RoHS.

Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has gone before. From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, so you know it’s good quality and good fun. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

It’s the perennial partygoer problem—how to manage your cheese cubes and BBQ cocktail weenies while sipping a delicious White Claw. Well, not anymore! This white, hard-plastic party plate has a C-shaped holder for said beverage, a deep 6-1/4" diameter plate for snacks and a grippy lip for easy holding. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

This is one of our mellowest flood lights, a super-chill LED amber that’s dimmable and good for turning away (or at least not attracting) bugs. At 14W (with a reflector that makes it equivalent to 85W), the flood throws 850 lumens with a 120-degree beam angle and a 2700K (warm yellow) color temp. Will burn for 25,000 hours in temps all the way down to -22F, and when it’s that cold you don’t have to worry about bugs anyway. In that case, it’s just a nice, mellow light. Measures 3-1/2" dia with a standard medium base.

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild presents a series of fun and educational (but mostly fun) finger puppet/fridge magnets. Each puppet in the “magnetic personalities” series has a little card with a quote and background on the historical figure in question. Learn about Albert Einstein, Rosie the Riveter, the grim reaper and Cthulhu (H.P. Lovecraft’s fictional creation). Okay, some are more mythological than historical, but you get the idea.

Got some extra junk in your trunk? This extra-large waist bag, aka fanny pack, is great for camping, hiking, skiing, boating, walking, running, shopping, traveling and too many other ings to list. Has (5) separate zippered compartments: (1) at 7" x 5" x 1" in front, (2) at 4-1/2" x 4-1/2” x 7” on the sides, (1) 14" x 7" in the rear, and the 16" x 7" main compartment, which is double-zippered. Made of heavy-duty, water-resistant, PVC-coated, 600D polyester with an adjustable waist strap (with a molle buckle) that fits up to a 50" waist. Also has stitched webbing and stitched zippers and is a tan and brown, woodsy, reedsy sort of hunter’s “camo.”

BLINDINGLY BRIGHT 22" long LED strip with LED driver. DIY'er dream! This COB filled PC board has (50) white COB LED's and measures at 22" long x 1-9/16" wide at its widest, with clearly marked power in/thru jumper sockets at each end; wiring not included. You’ll need 24-32VDC at 525mA (16.8W) to fire it up. We don’t recommend staring directly at it's 2200 Lumens when it’s in operation. Fantastic for DIY lighting around the house, in the garage or under cabinet aplications. 5000K in the color spectrum which is considered daylight. Includes the driver/ballast/transformer (whatever the kids call them nowadays) which can be expensive. All you need is a linecord and presto, instant brightness.

The thing we’ve noticed about colored pencils is, they don’t last forever. The more we draw with them, the shorter they get. So, we just keep replacing them. If you’re in the same boat, here’s an (80)-pack of great ones, non-toxic, 7” long, round, pre-sharpened and in a plastic case, from Leisure Arts®. You’ll get browns, reds, yellows, greens, blues, purples, pinks and classic white, gray and black. So, we guess they could be for black and white if you really wanted.

Build 300 or more electronic projects from a Reflection Detector to a Simple Salt Water Alarm with Snap Circuits SC300. The Elenco kit, a Dr. Toy Winner, has a grid base and a selection of conductors, resistors, switches, integrated circuits and more, for over (60) color-coded snap-in parts. For ages 8 to 108, the easy-to-use components and well-designed instruction manual make this a perfect way to spend some quality time with a bright young child! AWARDS: The National Parenting Center-Seal of Approval, Dr. Toy 100 Best Children's Products, Dr Toy Best Educational Products.

Never fails that you’re sipping a delicious Mai Tai with someone gorgeous, hoping to get lei’d, when a guy with a big sore on his lip announces you took his drink. Avoid that mood-spoiler with a set of these drink markers shaped like colorful Hawaiian shirts. This set of (12) markers, approximately 1-3/4" x 1-1/2," has (12) distinct colors: yellow, blue, red, ivory, salmon, green, light teal, purple, pink, light blue, black and orange. The self-adhesive peels off easily, with no residue. High-gloss finish and water-resistant. From Gamago.

Jarvis Says: So sorry, our email says 5-pack. Surplus glitch! This are in a set of (12) Shirts. 

This is a shockingly bright work light, as we can attest after holding it next to our eyes while groping for the “try me” button. The 3-Watt COB LED from i-Zoom® provides 250 lumens of bright white light, which lasts 5 hours and covers a 5-meter distance. Switch to low or high and prop it up with the magnetic adjustable kickstand. It’s 2-1/4" x 5-1/4" x 1" and comes with (3) “AAA” batteries. In red or orange, and we’ll pick as soon as we can see colors again.

In T.A.P.E.S!, a game where size matters even more than it does in fish stories, “Guesstimates Rule!” Says so right there on the box. Instead of relying on traditional inches or centimeters, you measure things in weiner dogs, gummy bears or basketballs, just to name a few. The game is all about guesstimating and challenging your visual perspective. Includes (4) double-sided tape measures, utility clipboard/spinner wheel combo, scorepad, paper, rules and pencils. And it all stores neatly in the clipboard unit. Expect questions like "How many hamsters tall is that TV?" For 2-4 players, and each game takes about 15 minutes. Ages 6+. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

If you’re not in the trades, you probably don’t know that the pros call this non-contact AC voltage detector a wiggy. Ours is from Tolsen Tools, so you know it’s great. At 6" long, in easy-to-keep-track-of yellow, it measures AC current from 12 to 1000 Volts at 50/60hz. Has a sound and light alarm for when voltage is detected, and auto power-off. Just point it at your wire and it’ll pick one of (3) sensitivities.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

This very solid, super-boss, black and chrome locking case from measures 7-1/8" x 6-1/4" x 2-3/4" with thick, rigid, textured plastic sides and sturdy metal edges with a beefy, shiny latch. Looks sort of industrial. Inside you’ll find the key, but also (24) DC/DVD sleeves (12 of ’em, double-sided), which are very easily remove if you want to use the case for something else. Lid makes a solid thump when closed. Very sturdy case here, Surpies.

This LED color-changing light bar is far out! But you don’t have to be a hippie for it to relax you. The bar works its magic when you operate the remote control and cycle through flash, fade, strobe or smooth modes, control the speed or select one of (16) pre-set colors. Stands 10-1/2” tall  x 1-11/16" x 1-1/2” when mounted vertically and 2-3/8" tall when mounted horizontally, and is powered by the attached 35" cable with USB plug. Mount it to the base to suit your mood, and chill, people, chill.

Look, no one wants your unsightly cable just dangling about in the living room. Avoid that embarrassment with this Gold plated contacts 8-foot ultra-thin HDMI cable designed for “discrete installation.” The GE UltraPro high-speed cable with ethernet promises superior video and audio performance, and is optimized for 4K. White, with premium finish and gold-plated contacts. Model #33510.

This soft, stuffed monkey is 12" long and comes in assorted bright colors (our sample was purple!)—and it screams like a classic flying, screaming monkey! We'll send you one in your new favorite color! They have 10" long arms with hoop’n’loop fasteners on its hands so it can hang from things. Squeeze the belly to make it scream, and throw it to make it fly. Never gets old!

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these plushy-looking bedroom slippers are purple, and have hidden vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 8-1/2 so no Bigfoots, please. Requires a single "AAA" battery which is hidden in the heel. Perfect for this upcoming Mom's day.

Forget watchmaking, you could write "A Tale of Two Cities" on a piece of tortellini with this triple magnifier visor. Magnifies from 1.8X to 4.8X. Has a flip-down 1.9X lens and a flip-down 4.5X loupe, plus dual white LEDs in a pivoting mount, powered by (2) "AAA" batteries each, not included. The whole thing is in a black plastic visor, 7-3/4" wide x 5-1/4" deep with a flexible plastic strap and adjustable dial control. Opens to 9" max dia, and has coated acrylic lenses. Now then: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....

To boldly write notes where no man (or not that many) have written notes before. Yes, Trekkie- Surpies, we have Star Trek notebooks! These really nice, (48)-page, cardboard-bound notebooks might not help you live long, or prosper, but they’re perfect for jotting down thoughts and to-do lists in the company of Trek images and ideas. You pick: the 3-1/2” x 5” Starfleet Medical Notebook in blue with spots for personal data including Serial No., Starship Posting and Commissioned Stardate, quotes from famous Trek doctors, and a fold-out back cover detailing diseases with drawings, and Starfleet medical milestones; the 5” x 7” Star Trek United Federation Captain’s Log with a date/location entry on each lined page and fold-out info on the back cover, including a warp-speed conversion table; or the 3-1/2” x 5” Star Trek Engineering notebook with a red cover, diagrams of a communicator, phaser and tricorder, grid pages, famous engineering quotes and room for your name, rank and serial number.

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

This XL magnifier measures 3-3/8" dia with a 5" long handle, all rubber coated. Glass lens is 1.5X and surrounded by (3) bright white energy efficient COB LED strips that run on (2) included "AA" batteries. Tap-on, tap-off switch. Good for everything from reading to looking at bugs and such.

We suggest you take this one. Made as a promotional device, it never got its promo logo and the light only shines for about 30 seconds, we think to highlight the absent logo. But it kept its ability to make your tablet stand up and be seen. The stand measures approx 5" long, and the light measures about 1.5" x 1". Comes with a 3.5" stylus nestled inside to give your finger a break, and a gray velvet pouch to store it in. Runs on (3) AG-13 button cell batteries, included, and you're welcome.

You’ve got power and data needs, and we’ve got Micro USB cable multi-packs. See how well this all works out? You pick: the USB to Micro USB (5)-pack white with (3) at 3” long and (2) at 7” long, all white and flexible cords, good for charging and transferring data; or the premium Unitek USB to micro USB in black (6)-pack for syncing and charging, durable and reliable, compact and heat-resistant.

If you’re not in the trades, you probably don’t know that the pros call this non-contact AC voltage detector a wiggy. Ours is from Tolsen Tools, so you know it’s great. At 6" long, in easy-to-keep-track-of yellow, it measures AC current from 12 to 1000 Volts at 50/60hz. Has a sound and light alarm for when voltage is detected, and auto power-off. Just point it at your wire and it’ll pick one of (3) sensitivities.

This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of humorous, attention-grabbing squawks. Work it into your stand-up routine or sneak it into parties. You’re hilarious!

Now you can re-create one of Leonardo DaVinci's most prescient vehicles. You get everything you need to build a small scale model of his paddlewheel boat. The paddleboat was pedaled (making it a pedal-paddle boat) and your model will be approx 7-1/2" long x 2-3/4" wide x 1-1/2" tall. His was wood, yours is wood-like plastic. Includes a 16-page booklet with good instructions plus an overview of the maestro's life. For ages 8 and up.

Each of the (6) diamond-coated carbon-steel bits in this set has a 1/8” shank for use in rotary tools. All of them are 1-3/4” long and include: a ball, cylinder, two sizes of cones, a spindle, and a point.

This rope hoist has drop-forged, zinc-plated eye-hooks and claims to be rated for a 2,000-lb working load, but we think that's a misprint. Great for easily hoisting lumber and pails of gravel, but leave your grand piano on the first floor, or hire the professionals. The eye-hooks are 2" x 1-3/8" x 1/4" ID, and the nylon triple pulleys provide a 7:1 lift ratio. Includes (65) feet of 1/4” dia poly rope so it stays strong when wet.

Silent movie star—came to a bad end. Also this 38-piece stubby handled driver and bit set in an easy-to-tote case. Forward, reverse and lock settings. Includes 3mm, 4mm, 4.5mm, 5mm, 6mm, 7mm slotted; #0, #1(2), #2(2), #3(2) Phillips; #0, #1(2), #2(2), #3(2) Pozi; T8, T10, T15, T20, T25, T30, T35, T40 torx; 3mm, 4mm, 5mm, 6mm hex; and #0, #1, #2, #3 square. Whole shebang in a 3.5" x 6.5"x 1.25" case. Get ratcheting.

You get (3) of these stainless steel surgical scissors, which have a shorter working length (with the hinge closer to the jaws) than regular snippers, but you still shouldn't try to remove your own appendix. Measure 4-3/8" long and are quite sharp.

Painters need paints, right? This set of (24) acrylic paints from Zenacolor® includes cobalt blue, French ultramarine, Prussian blue, cerulean blue, crimson red, scarlet red, vermillion, orange, beige, ocher, primary yellow, lemon yellow, Titanium white, lamp black, gray, raw umber, burnt umber, raw sienna, burnt sienna, violet, hooker's green (hey, we don’t name the colors), veridian green, sap green and emerald green. Tubes are 12ml each, and come in a nice 9” x 7-1/2” storage box.

Got burglars? Neither do we, because we have solar-powered Farpoint Night Beam Spotlights, which are motion- and light-sensor-activated up to 32 feet—and look like security cameras. The LED light is an ultra-bright 300 lumens, and the entire fixture rotates 360 degrees. Solar panel on top also adjusts separately, 90 degrees, from standing up to flat. Runs on an 1800mAh rechargeable battery, included. Obviously, the whole rig is weather-proof, too. Measures 8" x 5" x 3-1/4". Mounting hardware included and comes in white or black. 

Jarvis says: If you have a color preference please reply to your order confirmation with color. 

This Stansport product is called the Finger-Tip Saw (although all you really need to cut off fingertips is a good garden pruner). This is actually a survival/hunter's wire saw, a 20" long, thin and sharp serrated wire with a 1-1/8" slip-ring at each end (for your fingertips). Coil it up and you can store it in a shirt pocket. Cuts "wood, plastic, bone, etc." and includes instructions for making a one-handed saw with a short tree branch.

Drinkgrabs. Beerbandits. Whatever you’re imbibing, they’ve stolen your old fashioned for the last time. These dry-erase acrylic coasters let you identify your cocktail in a room full of negroninappers. Measure approx 4” square x 3/16” thick. You pick the Voice Bubble or Name Tag version, and we’ll pick a pair for you in a fetching color combo. Our each is (2) coasters. They’ll come with a little dry-erase marker that will probably be dried out, but if you shop here you’ve already got markers.

From the Romanian military, this olive drab, flask-shaped, insulated 18-liter food container has what appears to be a stainless steel interior, and was probably designed for mush, or gruel, or some of kind of stew to keep the troops warm and awake. But we see it as a portable punch bowl, complete with a large ladle that stores inside when you secure the 6-1/4” dia lid with the simple twist of a wing nut. Not sure we’d actually use it for food or drink, though—more as a collectible. Has burlap-ish backpack straps, and measures approx 16” tall overall x 14-1/2” wide x 9" deep.

Just horsing around. These brand new, white polo shirts for women are made from 65% long-fiber Pima cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities and 35% Coolmax®, a moisture-wicking polyester. They feature a reinforced two-button collar and double-stitched hems in a form-fitting cut. Made in Peru by Red Rock Clothing. At this price, we guarantee you’ll look happier than the model, who doesn’t even work here anyway. In size x-small, small, large and x-large.

Works on all of them except the ones stuck to your eyeballs. Corrosion-Be-Gone is a gel made to remove the schmutz from all types of battery terminals, circuit boards and contacts, on everything from cars to computer boards. Our each is a 0.3 oz jar.