Say hello to our most versatile bicycle safety light! This 9" long multi-use POWERwrapz™ weatherproof safety light can be quickly fastened to different spots on your bike, or scooter, or backpack, or stroller, or umbrella, or hiking poles, or tent, or tree branch at your campsite, or…see what we mean? Just stretch the (2) rubbery straps around whatever and attach the straps to the hooks on the light. Voila! Has a red LED, at each end of the flexible 5-1/4” illuminating bar with solid and flashing modes, and runs on (2) easily replaceable CR2032 batteries (included). Included batteries may be weak, it is surplus.

This bulb isn’t as smart as your phone, but then again no one you know is. Still, it’s an Atomi™ Smart Color Bulb that you control from your phone, or by voice, much the same way all the people in your life are controlled. Has a standard medium base and a multicolor LED 60-Watt equivalent bulb. Energy efficient and will throw 800 lumens for 22 years. Use it for house parties, as a nightlight, or to create various magical and mystical moods. Your regular bulbs aren’t good for any of that stuff. Jarvis Says: "This bullb will require a connection to home Wi-Fi and is controlled by an App. It will also need to be in a socket connected to constant power (don't worry it only consumes power when it is on). It won't work if you just plug it into a socket and turn it on."

For the steady-handed model-maker. These mini-models from Metal Earth® premium series and are demanding and beautiful. Use a tweezers to punch out the little pieces from the laser-cut shiny steel sheets, and assemble them using the tabs and slots--no glue, no screws. You pick the Yamato Battleship (5-3/4” long), or the imperial Star Destroyer (4" x 7") which are both battleships of sorts, we guess. All include instructions, which you’ll definitely need. For ages 14+.

We felt a great sense of inner peace perusing these 100% cotton zippered pouches, which feature feel-good pop icons and their mottos, perfect for pencils, markers and such. Measure 9" x 5" x 2" with an internal 3" x 2-1/4" pocket and a 1-1/2" hanging tab. You pick. The white Bob Ross pouch has labeled paint dabs, from cadmium yellow to Prussian blue, on one side and a picturesque landscape with a famous Ross quote on the other: “We don’t make mistakes. We have happy accidents.” The light blue Mister Rogers pouch has a drawing of Fred himself on each side and many empowering quotes in various colors.

Much as you’d like to keep Junior occupied with real snakes at this point, preferably rattlers, “society” has a real problem with that. Instead, keep the kid occupied with this plastic multi-colored snake-like fidget toy. It’s 3/8" wide x 20” long fully extended, with green, blue and orange links that make satisfying clicking sounds and allow Junior to make various shapes. Hours of fun! Ages 5+.

Of course you want to be a ninja, but who can afford ninja school tuition? This ninja obstacle course slacker line training tool, engineered to hold up to (250) lbs. is like taking an online YourTubie class instead. Made of strong tow-strap material, 42 feet long x 2” wide in royal blue. Stretch it between (2) trees using the included heavy-duty ratchet and swing away. You could use it to strap a load down, too. But for aspiring ninjas, the kit includes (2) protective tree covers, carrying bag and (14) removable loops that you can add stuff to. Detailed instructions included. Ages 3+ and requires adult supervision at all times..

Jarvis Syas: Loops, ladders, swings etc... not included, this is the slacker line to hang them from.

Hey, we’re here to help, as always. Try this 3/4” metal, swivel-eye, single-sheeve pulley for 1/8” ropes. From KingChain®, this powerful little workhorse has an 88-lb pull. Great for projects on the lighter side, DIY construction, yard displays, garage rigging and science fairs.

Our T-Rex isn’t actual size, weight or texture, but all of those are good things! Measuring approx 20" tall, weighing in at (1) lb, and feeling as plushy as a teddy bear, this lovable beast comes in different natural colors, mostly browns and greens. It won’t win any “realistic” awards, as its head is kind of rounded like a gopher’s. But we love the pointy cloth teeth, and its generally plushiness, and its sorry-not sorry attitude.

Maybe you like using multiple remote controls every time you binge-watch TV, but we’re one-clicker people, which is why we love these (2) universal remotes from GE®, which work with all major brands. You pick: the (4)-device Pro™ (model #32934), which is DVD/Blu-ray™ programmable for all TVs, and is sound bar- and streaming player-capable, 7” long in a beautiful rose color; or the (6)-device Ultra Pro™ (model #37038, the 800-lb gorilla of universal remotes), which has streaming hotkeys, Blue-ray™ home and menu navigation and is pre-programmed for Roku® and Samsung TVs, 8-1/2” long in classic silver with big, fully backlit, buttons.

You pump, we’ll help you figure out the pressure with this 0-60 PSI tire gauge, the best one we’ve seen in a long time (and we’ve seen a lot). Has an easy-to-read 2” round gauge head with what looks like a rubber-tire sleeve around it. Comes with a 12” hose and fits standard Schrader valves—the ones on pretty much every car. Has a release valve on the side to let air out, and comes with (4) valve covers in case you drop yours and they disappear while you’re airing up. Don’t pretend like that’s never happened to you.

This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the design of this one being from the Cold War-era, they were also used in the 1960s through 1980s. Made of steel, in dark navy blue. Liner is adjustable with a hook and loop closure. Webbing chinstrap is adjustable via (2) molle buckles. These are serious helmets.

This isn’t a pub that sells only watered-down beer, but you already knew that. Gotta start the description somehow. Our 12” long, 1” dia Touch Light Bar from Kikkerland® is great for under-cabinet lighting, but also works nicely on mirrors (with its suction-cup mount) to help with make-up sessions, tweezering and all that stuff. Go ahead and put it anywhere, actually, since it has no wires and runs on (3) “AAA” batteries, which you supply. But hey, we’ve taken you this far. Almost done. To turn the light on or off, tap one end. Keep your finger there to adjust the brightness. Bright is pretty bright, like the people who invented light beer.

Bring the gas and dust clouds of outer space to a wall in your own home! That’s right—we have canvas wall hangings that feature a colorful Nebula that lights up via LEDs, and slowly morphs, creating a 3D illusion. Canvas measures 16” x 12”. Easy to mount and mesmerizing to look at. Great for spacing out and relaxing, or contemplating an important dilemma, or just impressing your guests as an interesting piece of art. Powered by (3) “AA” batteries, which you supply. We can’t give you the world—just part of the universe.

We can never seem to find just the right communication aid when planning military campaigns, signaling for help or playing with kitties. This 3” laser pointer is perfect for all that and more, and since it’s also a keychain, it’s always handy. Switch out the (5) included tips to make shine a point, smiley face, dollar-sign, thumbs-up or heart (don’t hate us if yours are different). Includes (3) button cell batteries. Maximum output less than 1 MW.

This 7” x 4” x 1-1/2” 12VDC interior incandescent light probably came from an RV, but as we like to say around here, use it as you see fit. Black outer housing contains (2) 2” x 2-1/2” white reflector swivel heads, has (5) mounting holes and connects via (3) spade terminals. Connect (2) of them and both lights will light up and turn off when tilted. Run a jumper from the positive terminal to the AUX positive terminal to get it lit in all positions. That’s fun.

Translucent plastic, no-needle syringes. You pick! (8-pack of 1ml/cc, 4" long in .01 increments) or (6-pack of 5ml/cc, 3" long in 1ml increments) or (30cc / 1 oz. Measures 5-1/2” long compressed x 3/4” dia with an offset 1/16” ID outlet) or the assorted (8-Pack 2-each of 1,2,3,5 ml w/varying increments) Handy in the lab, workshop, kitchen and craft room, but you could also attach one of these to the head of your favorite teddy bear and have a furry with a syringe on top. (We’re sorry. We couldn’t stop ourselves.)

Soldiers always get stretched thin, but they got nothing on this guy, who starts off 6” tall and can stretch to more than 2 feet! That’s right, this half-foot-long brown rubber soldier, filled with sand for a satisfying squeeze, more than quadruples in size with a little elbow grease. Plus, he’s wearing fatigues, not a silly little speedo like certain other stretchy muscle men who shall remain nameless. Ages 5+.

Tired of feeling like a floormat? Ready to take the world by storm, broaden your horizons? This desktop mat/blotter, which features a gray-scale map of the world, could be the perfect transition. Measures 15-1/2" x 36", big enough to hold a keyboard and mouse, and to protect the business part of your desk. Has a rubber, grippy bottom and a smooth foam-like top similar to a mousepad’s. The map has countries in soothing shades of gray on a black background, and for once Greenland doesn’t look like it might swallow the rest of the globe.

Take the party with you with this mini-disco ball. Measures approx 1-3/4" dia and has adapters that allow it to plug into your cellie! That’s right—stuck elevators, interminable car rides, boring lunches and jury duty waiting rooms are instant parties with this light! Has a clear plastic cover with a geodesic dome pattern and a voice-activated sensor. Flashing multi-colored light is 4 Watts, DC5V. Includes lightning, micro-USB and USB-C connectors. But get your own phone—we’re busy boogying, no time to talk! Oh, wait, we have to take this…

Screw around corners or practice your close-order drilling with this right angle chuck adapter for an electric drill. Ratio is 1:1, so the speed matches your drill speed. Has a 3/8” x 1” shank, and a keyless chuck that can be adapted from 3/8” dia to flush. Includes a 2-3/4” right-angle handle that will screw in the left or right side for added leverage. Whole shebang is 5” long.

It's the superhero of garage lights so we gave it a superhero name—Quintapus! This (5)-arm, 10,000-lumen, LED ruler of all things dark has (10) adjustable swivel panels with ultra-bright cool white temperatures (6500-7000k), but it operates at only 85 Watts. It is so super, it screws into any standard socket and will light up a garage, warehouse, back yard or fortress with its motion sensor or constant-on functions. You do want to save the good people of Surpieland from darkness, don’t you?

Nobody escapes the mindfulness movement, not even cryptozoological Sasquatches seeking Satori. From deep in the northwest woods come these vinyl Bigfoots, sitting cross-legged and contemplating hirsute-being and nothingness. Most will be in Bigfoot Brown, with the occasional Abominable White and Yeti Beige appearing, sorry no special requests. You'll get (2) tranquil sasquatch at 2” tall, which technically makes them little Bigfoots.

It’s like an electronic version of the red safety triangles you see on horse-drawn carriages, but this one is for auto emergencies. The Versa Beam© Emergency Floodlight measures 8” x 7” with (3) bright-white light settings for (5) hours at 300 lumens and up to a max 700 lumens for (3) hours. Has (36) flashing (extremely) red LEDs, a kickstand and a non-slip, padded rubber body. Weatherproof, because it would be dumb not to be. Powered by (4) "AA" batteries (included).

This East German MDI gold medal, awarded to officers with 25 years of service, is 1-3/8” dia and hangs from a red ribbon with (2) gold stripes on the sides. In great condition and packed in a see-through plastic case. You’ll also get a 1” x 1/2” ribbon bar for less formal dress events with a smaller gold button on it. Both have a safety-style pin on the back for securing to a uniform and are quite amazing in design and historically.

Triops: way cooler, bigger and more active than sea monkeys. They're dinosaur shrimp, leftovers from some 200 million years ago. Don't eat them; just grow them and enjoy this bizarre & ancient display of nature! In the kit you get a kidney-shaped tank 2-3/8" tall x 8-1/2"x 5-3/4", a very informative instruction booklet, and a packet full of triops eggs and food. In the starter pack/refill pack you get tripos eggs, food, conditioner and directions. Add the eggs to water and watch them go; they'll hatch in a day and reach 1" to 2" or more in a few weeks. Really easy to do, and really cool too.

If your beads need reaming, nothing reams beads like diamond-coated bead reamers. This quartet includes a 5" tapered tip, 3-1/2" conical tip, a3-1/2" cylinder with a conical tip and a 4" pointed tip, all with color-coded plastic handles, and all ready to meet your most sophisticated bead-reaming needs.

If you’re old enough to remember the original Spirograph®, you might not be young enough to remember the original Spirograph® Animator, which is what we have a bunch of right now. The Animator brings your designs to life. All you do is choose a light effect, and then spin the Animator. Showtime. The cleverly designed turntable will spin for a considerable period of time bringing your designs to life. Set includes (1) Animator with built-in storage compartment; spinner platform and (105)-tooth design ring; (6) design wheels; (5) fine-line design pens; a (100)-sheet pad of 3” x 3” stick-down design paper, and a design idea and instruction guide. Requires (3) “AAA” batteries. Ages 8+.

Got an inadequate hose? Nothing to be ashamed of. We’ve been there. Well, some people we know have. This little pressure-washer gizmo might do the trick when you’re cleaning up your Benz. Connects to a standard hose to create a powerful jet spray. Measures 18” long and has a 12” flex extension with a double-sided soap dispenser. Also comes with a car wash mitt and a towel. Pays for itself after a single wash.

We’ve got Star Wars™ Fathead® Tradeables™. That’s two “TM”s and one “R” with a circle around it in just three words—talk about collectible! They’re vinyl peel and stick reusable decals, and they come in mystery packs of (5). You pick: the Original Trilogy set, which includes (5) of the (25) pieces in the entire set; or the Force Awakens set, which includes (5) of an unknown (to us) number of pieces in the entire set. Stick ’em to the wall, your phone, the light switch, your locker. You know—pretty much anywhere you can stick something to.

We have to say, we’d love to see someone make a Red Fusion movie, or a Red Fusion soft drink. Until then, we’ll keep on loving this red Fusion Pro silicone tape. It’s water-retardant, self-fusing, 1” wide x 10 feet long. The pros use it for repairs and insulation because it stretches, sticks to itself and keeps water out—three things you often want in a roll of tape. The red color is just a bonus.

If ever the day comes when a kid doesn’t need more stickers, we don’t want any part of it. We have (4) new sets, mostly all critters. You pick—or better yet, let the kid pick: the (21)-piece dog set including Chihuahua, Golden Retriever, and Sheltie amongst many others; the (37)-piece ant set including the classic black critters in various poses or the collection of (16) baby print stickers: (4) sets of handprints and (4) sets of footprints, roughly 1” to 2” in fingerprint-dust color.

It's a head-spinning 10-Fer! Ten fans for ten bucks! These cute little 2" square 50mm muffin fans by Runda operate from 6-18VDC, and they’re rated at 18 Volts. They’re pretty gusty at 12VDC and run strong off a single 9-Volt battery. Each fan is 10.5mm and has (4) mounting holes in the corners. These are take-outs from unused equipment, and super clean. Great for group projects. Think: Scouts, classrooms.

Critter beware! The best thing about these Ultrasonic Pest Reject critter repellers? You just plug them in and let them work their magic. You’ll get (4) of them, each offering 850-1300 square feet of protection (or 80-120 square meters if your bugs are Canadian). Each plug-in draws a paltry 3W of power and looks like a computer mouse that hangs from a standard outlet. Sends out a 22-65 kHz wave that scares away insects and rodents but is outside of most people's hearing range.

From the ever-reliable Alpha Outpost, this 30-oz, 1000ml water bottle is tinted and transparent BPA-free plastic, with graduation markings every (2) oz and (100) ml. Has a 2” dia mouth and a yellow twist-off lid connected with a plastic strap. It’s a big bottle for big hydration, whether you’re hiking or just trying to drink your (8) cups a day at the office. Stands about 8-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia.

And then give us a little tweeze, and a couple more for luck. Our 4-piece stainless steel tweezer set includes: 4-5/8" long bent tweezers; 4-1/2” fine point; 4-5/8” cross-locks; and 4-1/4” blunt-tip stamp tweezers with 1/4” wide tips for you philatelists.

Absolutely not. Especially with these 100-120VAC input regulated switching power supplies with trim pots to adjust the output 0.5V either way, vented housings, 5-pole terminal blocks for AC in, chassis ground and DC out. You pick the 5A at 5VDC unit at 3-7/8" x 4" x 1-3/8" or the 8A at 5VDC at 5" x 3-7/8" x 1-1/2". Both have 3/32" mounting holes and are CE listed.

We’ll say. Herr Erlenmeyer of flask fame was handled Richard August Carl Emil Erlenmeyer, but you can call him Emil. Our Borosilicate glass version of his flask holds 500ml, and is graduated from 200ml to 400ml in 50ml increments. Stands 3-3/4” tall with a 4-1/4” dia bottom narrowing to 2-1/2” at the top, which also makes it a hard-to-spill coffee cup.

Then you’ll need one of these polyester ear bands with an opening for the bill of your baseball cap. (Yes, our worst joke of the catalog so far this year, but it’s early.) And these are nice ear warmers and people do wear baseball caps in the winter, but if you don’t, these will keep both your ears and nose warm while you look through the slit for the bill. Really.

People say they just can’t help buying these 1,700 surface-mount device resistors. That’s (20) pieces each at (85) different values between 1 ohm and 10M ohms, with a 5% tolerance. Don’t even try to resist these.

What has stripes, big floppy ears and antennae? A beagle in pajamas with a transistor radio? Yes, but also this lovable fuzzy beastie that's a cross between an elephant, zebra and ladybug, with the best parts of each. Toddler focus groups spit up on their teddy bears after they met her. Stands (OK, slumps) 14” tall x approx 20” long, although she's a good 36” from extended tail to tip of trunk. From Genetipetz, gene-splicing toy folks who brought us the Mooraffe a few years back. The Zebugraphant sells for up to $59.95 if you go to a licensed breeder.