This is niftiness on a chain. This 3” x 1” x 1/2” plastic and aluminum key fob, with chain and split-ring, is a white LED flashlight. But when you pivot the metal part, you expose a pair of double screwdriver bits—small and medium flat and Phillips—that fit into a hex slot at the end opposite the light. Includes button-cell batteries. We'll pick an attractive color, which might be orange, but also might not.

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin. Or stick one of (15) 3” x 1” latex-free bandages with a creepy picture of a leech on your arm and tell people “This is not a leech” in an honor of Rene Magritte's “This is not a pipe” painting. Give them a little lesson in the treachery of images. How about a bandage for bravery for that scratched elbow during gym class. 

This rotating LED pedestal puts a little extra pizzazz in awards, displays, tchotchkes or cocktails. The package calls it the "ISO9001 Multifunctional Adjustable," and a "Crystal Rotary Slide Show" which we call a language problem, but it's still pretty slick. This silver 4-1/2" dia x 1-3/4" tall display pedestal with a mirrored top has bright white LEDs at the center. The whole shebang will turn at 1 rpm or sit still if you can't stand the excitement. Both the lights and rotation can be powered by the included wall adapter or the just the LED lights can be powered by (3) "AA" batteries you supply.

This 30W lightweight soldering pencil measures 10-1/4” long and heats up to 550 F in a hurry. Has a 1” long tip and a 5-foot cord, plus a clip to rest it on without setting fire to the dining room table. Nicely balanced for easy handling by jewelry makers and other precision hobbyists.

The Rev. Julius Arthur Nieuwland, a Fighting Irish chemistry professor, discovered what later became DuPrene made by DuPont, later wisely renamed Neoprene. The rest is wet-suit history. You, however, need it to line toolboxes, pot & pan drawers, or anything else that needs dense, black rubber padding. Our each is a sheet 38" x 7-7/8" x 3/16" thick and cheap at twice the price.

Games should be played outdoors. Get the kids out of the house with this multi-use do everything portable net. Adjustable from 40-61" tall. Perfect for badminton, volleyball, tennis, soccer and pickleball on the beach or in the yard/driveway. Tennis net frame, carry bag, net and instructions are all included. Assembles in 5 minutes and is about 10' long.

The problem with sandpaper is that it's paper. This sanding film is silicon carbonate laminated to a plastic film on one side, so it's flexible, can be used wet or dry, and won't crack or peel. Washable for re-use. You’ll get (5) 5” x 7-1/2” sheets of coarse 150-grit silicon carbide film.

Even pandas. Which is why we’ve got bamboo toilet paper on special. No, really, and stop thinking what you’re thinking—this is RIO brand Tree-Free tissue, as squeezably and charmingly soft as a baby panda’s bottom. Eco-friendly too, because nothing is more sustainable than bamboo, and because RIO also removes significant amounts of plastic and other flotsam from the seas. Our pkg is (5) sleeves of (12) rolls with (260) 4-ply sheets each, enough to get you to summer, when you can go back to pooping in the woods. Bottom line? Under a buck a roll.

Please note: Sorry but due to shipping issues this item is only available in the contiguous United States.

The Easy Search Tool Bag combines the best of a tool box with the convenience of those bucket liners, where you can see all your most-used tools at a glance. In heavy, water-resistant gray and black poly-canvas with a rubber bottom, it measures 16” x 10” x 11” tall with a gazillion pockets. OK, (13) inside, so your pliers don't get lost at the bottom, and (25) outside for the stuff you reach for most. Pat says it's cut his tool-searching time by 70%, and his cussing has decreased by at least (5) words a day. Heavy-duty (the bag) with canvas handles and a hinged top so it will unzip and stand open like a Gladstone bag. Damn, this thing is nice.

That’s why they call it the Mad Dana Bandana, and it can be worn a bunch of different ways. A couple of the ways are a silly, we admit (it's a wrist-bandana!), but most are ultra-snazzy, especially the face mask style—because you shouldn't have to look frumpy to be safe. This one is sans fleece and is a lighter, silky material. In assorted colors. 

Stocking cap, actually, or (Navy) watch cap, but the hip kids call them beanies now, so we’ll try our darnedest to stay “with it.” This black acrylic knit beanie lights up with 5 white LED's. Has a small battery holder with a little switch under the fold. Put this one size fits most hat on when you walk the dog, shovel snow or shooting hoops at night. They come with (2) CR2032 button-cell batteries that work but may need to be replaced soon. Good thing we have them here. Click. Now go shovel, your driveway looks terrible.

Can't beat this price for (30) 2' Replacement T-8 tubes.  Under $1/each! You know the type. Double pin on both sides. Ours are 5000k, Approx. 1500 Lumens, 10W and are frosted to disperse the light. Wiring diagram on lamp shows how to retrofit them but do require a driver. Guess what...We have the drivers. Click here! One heck of a deal. Please Note: These need to be retro fit and cannot just be swapped out with existing lamps. See photos.

This is your classic box cutter, folks—the little tool no warehouse employee should ever be without. Great for the home workshop, too, and the hobby room, garage, junk drawer and camper since it measures only 4” x 1” and pound-for-pound might be the most useful tool we sell. Takes a standard size razor blade (included), and all you have to do is push the blade out using the slide grip on the other end. Pull it back in when you’re done. Safe, reliable, sharp, handy. We could go on. You’ll get a pack of (12), and you’ll be glad you have so many.

This small drill is ready to shape, engrave, carve, clean or meet myriad other hobby and model-making needs. Spins at 13,000 rpm and runs on (4) “AA” batteries that you add. Includes a 3/32” chuck with an embossing bit, (2) grinding wheels, and a sharpener; an extra 1/16” chuck with (1) drill bit; and a 1/8” chuck for added tools you might already have or someday acquire. Handle and battery case are in camo, so the deer won't be able to see what you're doing.

Can you draw? You can with our can. Actually, it’s a pair of cans—or tins, as they’re also known—and they're chock full of art pencils. The large tin, 11” x 7” x a pencil's thickness, has (24) professional-quality 3mm water-color mechanical pencils in more colors than the rainbow. Includes extra leads, a sharpener, and a brush for blending. The smaller tin, 7” x 4” x equally thin, has (5) 3mm mechanical drawing pencils at HB, 2B, 4B, 6B and 8B, plus extra leads and (2) sharpeners. If Van Gogh had found these under the tree, he wouldn't have had to make everything so yellow.

The name's a dumb Lewis and Clark joke by the manufacturer (and we know dumb jokes, trust us), but this medium-size duffel (the most misspelled piece of luggage) is a honey. Measures 24” x 12” x 12” in vinyl with a rubberized bottom. In blue, black and gray, it has an adjustable strap and handle, and a zippered top. Folds up into its own 12” x 9” x 3” zippered foam case with a handle—like a laptop case, but for your duffel bag.

Keep track of things with this (80)-page, 5” x 7” spiral notebook with white pages lined on both sides and stiff orange plastic covers. Front also has a clear plastic zip-lock envelope for whatever you need to carry with your notebook—we don't like to pry.

Same here, which is why typing on our tablet is like stacking marbles wearing mittens. Which is why we plugged in this Kuno™ USB keyboard and gave our thumbs a rest. Measures 12-1/4” x 6-1/2” in a padded sleeve, and comes with (2) USB cords (mini-to-mini and USB-A to Mini) for connecting to any device. Keyboard is black with flat keys, like many standard laptops.

These hands-free stereo headphones have a detachable mic and a one-touch phone answer button. Include (3) sizes of ear molds, a standard 3.5mm plug and a 6-foot cord. Work with phones, PCs, tablets, video games, and pretty much anything else you can plug into. We'll pick one in cerise or electric blue, and either one will make you look marvelous.

Care for a king-sized king of hearts? A jack of huge? Try our 8-1/2" x 11" deck of playing cards. Fun to shuffle and great if you've lost your reading glasses. Just the ticket for teaching a whole class of kids to play blackjack before the annual school trip to Vegas. Go ahead and make a house of cards taller than you are, just don't try to toss them into a hat or put one up your sleeve.

Snap Circuits® kits are perennial faves here at the home office, and this 47-piece kit is an electronic honey. The most fun you can have without a soldering gun, and it’ll teach you about electricity and magnetism. You’ll learn how the electricity in your house works, and specifically how light switches control electricity, among many other things. Leads to more than (90) projects, and includes a 68-page profusely illustrated manual and a large base grid. The manufacturer, Elenco®, says it’s made for ages 8 to 108, but we’ve never tested it on anyone over 94, so we can’t verify that. You add a trio of “AA” batteries, which, conveniently, we can include in your order.

This thick glass lamp diffuser measures 10-1/2" x 6-7/8" inside with a 1/4" perimeter lip. The 1/8” thick glass is patterned in 1/16” squares, and the whole shebang is an offset triangle that’s 2-3/4” high at its tallest. We’re thinking small custom skylight cover, translucent birdhouse roof, terrarium lid, non-bellish bell jar or a way to keep your triangular cupcakes fresh.

When see you a box of Round Plates marked “Square Plates,” there’s only one thing to do: tilt your head back and shout “Surplus!” We’ve got a bunch of said boxes, filled with (60) Alpha & Sigma fine china-looking round white plates with silver accent lines around both the edge and that little valley in the middle that keeps food from escaping. They’re plastic but you wouldn’t know it unless you picked one up. You’ll get (30) at 10-1/2" dia and (30) at 7-1/2" dia. Of course they’re BPA-free, but don’t microwave them. Reusable even though they’re marked “Single Use.” Perfect to have handy for large gatherings…oh, wait.

The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for a blue and white Social Security Card Blanket. Looks just like the card in your wallet (which you shouldn't carry in your wallet), and measures 68" x 34" in soft, comforting poly fleece. Even has your name on it: John Q. Public. All you add is a thumb.

The manufacturer calls this an “all-embracing suspension sleeve,” which is a fancy name for a compression wrap for your wonky knee. Can be used alone or below a knee brace to secure it. In stretchable black, with a rubberized interior and a Velcro® closure. Measures 5” wide x 20” long. Give yourself some support.

These pillow block bearings have 13-gauge steel mounting straps, 4" long x 1-1/8" with 5/16" x 5/8" mounting slots, and a sintered iron ball unit measuring 1-11/16" dia with either a 5/8” ID or 1” ID brass sleeve. The 5/8” ID one has an oil cup on the top; the 1” dia version has a grease fitting in the same place.

Wallace’s pooches before Gromit came along? Nope, just a handy 2-3/8" long x 3/8” ID steel snap hook attached to a 13/16” ID ring that swivels 360 degrees. In some fashion circles, hanging your keys from a belt loop of your jeans with one of these is considered mandatory.

A great pack of (10) non-medical quality disposable masks. 3 Ply non-woven material for general use. Comfortable fitting and easy breathing. Elastic ear-loops with no pressure to the ears. All in a handy dandy,  reclosable zip seal bag. One for the purse, one for the glove compartment and one for work. Executive standard GB/T 32610-2016. 7’’ X 3.75’’

There's optical science and high school physics, and then there's making pretty colors with this little 4-1/2" x about 1" acrylic prism. It makes the same rainbows that the beveled edges on the glass in the French doors to your grandmother's living room used to make on the floor in the afternoon while she was making supper. If you had a grandmother with French doors with beveled glass, who made you supper. If not, you'd better buy this prism or you won't have anything to remember after she's gone.

The deer hate to see that, so you’d best use these Camo Shammos, a pair of 14" x 10" x 1/16" thick viscose rayon shammies in digital forest camo. Wait, is it shammy or chamois? Either way, ours hold 12X their weight in water and make dandy field towels that will dry you off when the car’s done. Plus they have a grommet and belt hook in one corner so you’ll never be shammyless. Made in USA.

Stuff your duds in these giant bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. You pick: the Lg/Med collection with its (10) bags, (5) large at 28” x 20” and (5) medium at 24” x 16”; or the Lg/Med/Sm collection with its (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

Can your pooch jump through hoops? No matter--you can pass the Woof Washer 360® hoop over your dog, and Fido will come out clean as a whippet on the other side. Adjustable for dogs of various sizes, it connects to any garden hose and accepts any dog shampoo. The (30) jets spray soapy water and a rinse on all your puppy's parts, dorsal, ventral and nether. Folds for easy storage. For extra fun, try it on your cat.

Himalayan, Heralayan, what’s the difference? The difference is, Himalayan rock salt is pink, and this 5-lb hunk of it has been repurposed into a very cool lamp with a 5-foot power cord and an inline on-off switch. Includes a socket for a 110V 15W incandescent bulb (included), and the hunk itself measures approx 7" tall on a 3-7/8" dia wooden base. Just plug it in and feel the Himalayan difference.

It’s like the Electric Slide, but with no dancing required. Our (6)-port USB hub turns your vehicle into an electric ride, providing device-charging for all passengers, even the ones misbehaving in the back. Plug the matte black gadget into the cigarette lighter port and charge away. Has (2) USB hubs in the plug itself, plus another (4) in a box that measures 4" x 1.5" x 3/4" and easily reaches into the back seat on a nearly 5-foot cord. Ignore the $19.99 price on the box--we’ll give it to you for half that.

You get (3) of these stainless steel surgical scissors, which have a shorter working length (with the hinge closer to the jaws) than regular snippers, but you still shouldn't try to remove your own appendix. Measure 4-3/8" long and are quite sharp.

It’s a proven stress reliever, banana knotting, and you can participate with our mega-squishy stress banana. Measures 6” long but will stretch to a couple feet. Filled with stress-relieving gel beads, and will take a good long time to return to its original banana shape, which just adds to your relief.

His name is Tobbie II, and although he stands only about 6-7/8” tall, he does sport (6) actual feet, which is why he has such an agile, 360-degree, free-rotation body. You build him yourself (easy-peasy if you’re over 10) and program him on your computer, tablet or smartphone. Comes out of the box pre-programmed with Assembly Checker and Program #1, so the fun starts right away. Use him as a light tracker or thermometer, or to play rock-paper-scissors or bowling, or as a notice board, calculator or compass, or as a pet who will follow you. He’ll do other things, too. Includes a 36-page manual, and all you add is a quartet of “AAA” batteries and some common hand tools.

It's mini-utility time. The True Utility® set includes a heavy-duty locking knife (2-3/4' closed; 4-3/4” open) with an 1-3/4” blade, one-hand operation, belt clip, and key-ring hole. The mini flashlight is 2-3/4” long X 3/4” dia, throws (25) lumens of white LED light with a 2-hour run time, and has a removable spinning key clip. Runs on (3) LR4 button-cell batteries, included.

If you’ve maximized the value of your Dremel–type tool (1/8” shank) with a router attachment, we can offer you a great set of mini router bits. Our set of (10) comes in a nice wooden box with a hinged lid. It includes 1/8”, 3/16” and 1/4” straight bits; 3/16” and 1/4” points; concave, convex and straight edge bits; a 1/4” round–nose bit; and a 1/4” groove–cutting bit that is flat on the bottom and curved on the sides. Just enough to give you a little edge on other hobbyists.

Who doesn’t? Try this set of (5) low-profile white, red, green and blue LED accent light pucks. Measure approx 2-3/4” dia x 1” deep, they’re powered by (3) “AAA” batteries each, included and you’re welcome. Turn them on manually to switch between colors, or use the wireless remote. Also has bright or dim white settings, 4- and 8-hour cycles, and (12) color permutations for your color morphing pleasure. Remote includes a replaceable coin-cell battery and has a 15-foot range. Lights come with foam tape for mounting.