Because doesn't everybody poo? Yes, they do, but visit some people's bathrooms and you'd never guess--because they have a Poo-Pourri® spritzer, the odor-blocker extraordinaire. "Spritz the bowl before you go and no one will ever know." Traps aromas under the surface of the water without using synthetic fragrances, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol or formaldehyde, which means it's safer than a can of dessert topping. Ours is the original refreshing citrus scent to help you keep it to yourself, and make your bathroom smell like a frozen daiquiri.

First of all, this adjustable wrench has a super-handy 0-3/4” x 1/16” rule that functions as an outside caliper on one side, with a 0-25mm x 1mm version on the other. And it’s an 8" drop-forged steel adjustable wrench that opens to a maximum of 1-1/16”. It’s a handy tool, to be sure.

But this isn't a raven, it's a crow (different tails, if you're curious), and it doesn't say anything because it's plastic. It's also very cool, not unlike the famous “House Bird” from Charles and Ray Eames, America's fave mid-century modern design team, except that their crow is carved wood and sells for $270. You could look it up. Our bird is even a tad larger at approx 15" long, beak to tail. And it's hollow, with removable legs and a stake for hanging or sticking in the ground. Manufacturer says it's made to scare away real crows, but we like it just for sitting around on the floor, looking crowish. Or if you have, say, a forsythia in the yard, you could buy (3) and have one in the hand and two in the bush.

Devil Music? That’d be Tartini’s ‘Sonata In G Minor’, saxophones and anything you play out of this cute, lightweight Bluetooth speaker. Don’t be fooled by its size—this little red egg with horns has a nice full range of sound, and recharges via USB port so you can listen to the devil on your shoulder bag, bicycle or wherever you go. Just hang it by the attached wrist strap. Plus, you can pair (2) for stereo sound thanks to the magic of True Wireless Technology. When paired to your phone or tablet, you can use it as a remote shutter for taking selfies or use the built-in mic for hands-free phone calls. Has a range of about 10m (33 ft.) and glowing LED indicator eyes.

Word Winder™ is the word game that leaves other word games at a loss for words. (There’s got be a word for that, but we love this game so much we’re speechless.) From legendary gamemaster David L. Hoyt, it's for (2) to (6) players and involves strategy, cunning, offense, defense and alliances, so you can show off your vocabulary without having to give up your innate nefarious duplicitousness. Can be played in two ways, which is, in a word, extra cool.

Here's a sanitizer/lotion/liquid dispenser with the best of intentions. A push on the top squirts just the right amount of liquid and easily fill-able with whatever liquid or lotion you choose, this empty 30ml frosted-glass bottle stands 4" tall overall x 1-9/16" dia and has a sloping nozzle and a delicate "Body & Soul" logo in script. The nozzle is protected from accidental dispensing by the separate slide-off cap. Perfect for pocket or purse.

It's our first eleven-fer, and an actual fashion item, which we usually only see with Bulgarian military surplus. But this is brand new, called the Mad Dana Polar Fleece Bandana, and it can be worn (11) different ways. A couple of the ways are a touch dopey (it's a wrist-bandana!), but most are ultra-snazzy, especially the face mask style—because you shouldn't have to look frumpy to be safe. The top half is fleece and the bottom half is a lighter, silky material. Also works vice-versa, so feel free to flip it at will. In assorted colors. 

These little LDPE plastic spray bottles are the kid brother of ones you rely on at home. Fill it with (1) oz of disinfectant or water and stay safe or moist. Measures a totable 4" tall x 1-1/8" dia with a safety cap so you don't moisturize your pocket or purse. You pick red or yellow.

These gray rubber gas masks from the Russian military fit over your entire head and lend a very insectesque appearance. Eye lenses measure 2-3/16" dia and the front of the mask ends in a snout-like fitting for a filter, which you won't get because we don't got.  (We think it is a standard size) As usual, don't wear these masks into any "situations"--they're for decorative purposes only.

This is the sound and light show that could save your life! You either camp, boat, hike, cycle (bi or motor), or just generally drive a vehicle—trust us, we know—and this Alpha Outpost “SOL” Emergency Radio Kit With Lanterns is perfect for any of those things. “Sol” means “sun,” and the kit’s emergency radio can be charged by the fireball in the sky, via USB or via a good old-fashioned hand-crank for cloudy days when you forget your laptop. Also has (2) dual-function solar lanterns, a lens (in a pouch) for fire-starting, and an illustrated booklet that shows how everything works. You’ll also get a cool black and gold SOL patch for your jacket. With the SOL kit, you won’t be S.O.L. in an emergency. No emergency? No problem—just use the radio as normal and let the (2) lanterns light up your night.

About the size of a iPad mini at 5” x 7”, but 70 times cheaper and without the need to recharge it every night, this annual planner/datebook is year-agnostic--you add the actual dates. Has (80) pages with (12) month tabs and space up front for personal info. Includes both week- and month-at-a-glance formats. Oversized ring binder, black cover, and two-tone gray pages. Useful, classic, timeless and priced right.

Bigger than baseballs, made of wound-up stainless steel coil springs and tough as rhinoceros jerky, these 100-gram stainless pot scrubbers will make you scoff at those little pads that look like shredded wheat and sound like you need help at sea. Our each is a package of (6) silver scrubbers. Bonus: science fair materials!

And you can too, with this 18-foot length of solar-recharging indoor/outdoor rope light. The weather-resistant 3/8” dia tubing with multicolored LEDs inside is great for the patio, holidays, parties, the kids’ fort or just permanent accent lighting. Powered by a NiMH cell charged via a 2-1/2” solar cell. Comes with a plastic stake and wall plate for mounting. Includes instructions, mollies, screws and cable clips.

If the Titanic had had this waterproof Titan Tape on board, Leonardo DiCaprio would be alive today. Our each is a 60" long roll of 4" wide flexible, rubberized tape with extremely strong adhesive. Works quickly and will stick to virtually anything, underwater and in myriad wet conditions. Think camping, basements, gutters, hoses, sports equipment and damp applications in general. Keep some in your basement, boat, garage and camper.

Kids today don't know the value of a dollar, and we think you should use these long days together to teach them an unforgettable lesson in money management and save valuable space at the same time. Call it gambling in place. Our Mini Blackjack table, a 10" x 6" version of the Vegas classic, includes a miniature deck of plastic-coated cards that won't get ruined if the kids spill their complimentary drinks on them, plus chips, a rake, a card shuffler and a storage drawer. They’ll thank you someday when they’re old enough to hustle people at cards.

Pack of (10) Non-Medical Good quality disposable masks. 3 Ply non-woven material general use mask. Comfortable fitting and easy breathing. Elastic ear-loops with no pressure to the ears. All in a handy dandy,  reclosable zip seal bag. Executive standard GB/T 32610-2016. 7’’ X 3.75’’

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: DUE TO LIMITED AVAILABILITY MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (4) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in final checkout. 

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

Wax candles, no fire. Our each is a pack of (3) cream-colored candles, with shells made of actual wax, and flickering LEDs instead of wicks. Candles measure approx 3” dia and are tad under 4”, 5” and 6” tall. They have steady-on and 6-hour cycle modes, and you’ll need (3) “AAA” batteries for each, and you won’t burn the house down. (Also dandy for restaurateurs where open flames on tables are now illegal.)

These high-shoulder clear glass bottles hold (10) oz and measure 6-1/8" tall x 2-5/8" dia below the shoulders, with 1-5/8” tall x 1-1/2” dia necks. Close with black metal screw caps. We think they look like a wider version of a Bordeaux-style wine bottle, or a mini version of a BBQ sauce bottle.

This little (although we suppose that goes without saying) microswitch from Defond is rated for up to 6A at 125VAC or 3A at 250VAC, 1/3HP. The like-new takeout has both N/O and N/C contacts. Measures just under 13/16" x 7/16" x 1/4" with a 5/8" bat. UL.

Walking sticks have moved into the space age! This walker's/hiker's friend has futuristic features and the look of an inter-galactic weapon. The high-quality collapsible aluminum stick extends from a packable 27" to a full 43", and has a carbide tip with a rubber cover, a removable 2" dia disk to keep the stick from sinking into soft ground, and an internal shock absorber that can be turned on or off. At the top, a 5-LED flashlight with a 90° pivot is embedded in a molded-plastic cane-style handle to light your way. For mountain trekking, lengthen the stick, slip the adjustable canvas wrist strap over your hand, and clutch the stick by the padded foam section below the cane handle. Directions, diagrams, and 1100mm to 1350mm gradations are marked clearly on the 3-draw pole. We'll pick a black or anodized red, blue, or silver version for you.

In flexible copper, 6-5/8" x 7/16" x 1/16" with 3/16" dia magnets on the ends, this bracelet is flexible enough to fit all wrists. Might be good for you, might just look good. Front of the package says the combo has been believed to relieve arthritis and rheumatism since Roman times but the back says it’s definitely not a medical device. F. Scott Fitzgerald said “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time.” He probably would have bought some of these bracelets.

This neat little clear vinyl bag with blue stripes is listed as a magazine keeper, but don’t let that stop you from using it for picnic lunches or sweater storage. Measures 12” x 10” x 7” with a zipper around three sides and down two more edges to the bottom (this thing really opens up), plus a pair of handles that meet across the top.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

Fully licensed by the Discovery Channel™, these polyresin sharks are 6” long and bounce on little springs above their 3” round coral-reefish bases. Put one on the floor and make guests jump it, or add a little double stick tape and have a dashboard shark. We’ll pick a great white or hammerhead for you because of our superb ichthyological taste.

You could break your hand doing that in San Francisco, but this pre-cut wooden cable car model/puzzle is perfectly safe. Has (53) wooden pieces approx 1/8” thick, ready to punch out. The car will be 7" x 4-1/2" x 3-1/4" when press-fit together, but feel free to add glue and then paint it, if you have glue and paint, which you probably do if you build stuff like this. Includes instructions. For ages 8+.

These blue glass dropper bottles are the color of the cold cream bottles that everybody's mother used when everybody's mother used cold cream. Measure 3-1/8" tall x 1-15/16" dia and hold (1) oz. Plastic safety dropper cap is 2-3/8" tall and marked at 0.4 and 0.8ml.

This small stainless steel fine-mesh filter is 2” dia x 1-1/2” tall. It has fine mesh sides, a solid plastic bottom and slight lip around the top. Nice for small filtering jobs, but would also make a passable basket for a gerbil hoops game.

We don’t altogether understand the name, but we like this beginners’ electronics kit. Has (4) pairs of blue LEDs and a Peripheral Interface Controller (PIC) to cycle through various patterns on a 2-3/8” octagonal PC board with decorative wire coils to give it a steampunkish look. Lights change pattern in a circle, like a certain superhero arc reactor. You add (2) CR2025 batteries. Should take under an hour to wire up, and has immediate results.

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the handle of this 10” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2-1/8” dia at the bottom x 2-1/8” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel.

This vacuum pump from Koge Electronics draws 100-250mA at 4.8V and is rated for >2.6L/minimum output and -460mbar of pressure. Measures 2-9/16" x 1-3/16" x 1-5/16" with a 3/16" OD x 3/8" inlet barb and a 3/16" OD x 1/2" tall outlet barb, plus (4) 1/8” ID mounting wings. Power terminals are exposed and you may get short leads. Koge model #KPV276.

Those new-fangled virtual reality games make you wish for a simpler virtual world? If you have, say, medium soldering skills, your sensory overload is over. Now you can make your own Pong-style, TV tennis game and while away days at a time just like your ancestors did. (It’s mysteriously compelling--go find an ancestor and ask.) Will work through any TV with NTSC video (via RCA jack inputs). For one or two players and has (4) levels of difficulty. No case, but there are standoffs. You add a pair of “AA” batteries.

From the enlightened folks at iZoom® comes this two-pack with a 600-lumen collapsible lantern (see our #95833) along with a bonus 350-lumen flashlight. Lantern is gun-metal gray and collapses from 7” to 5” tall. Black aluminum flashlight is 6” long with settings for high, medium, low, strobe and SOS. A great gift set for any camper, and batteries are included.

Work like a watchmaker with this extremely steampunkish clip-on triple loupe. In brass-plated steel, it clips on the temple of a pair of glasses with the three 15/16” dia lenses (2X, 2.5X and 3X) on 1-1/2” long arms that swing in and out and are adjustable via set screws. The spring clip for the glasses opens to 5/16”. Working distance is short like all loupes, but you’ll look extremely cool.

Hear about the antenna wedding? The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was excellent. Same goes for this amplified HDTV digital antenna from TriQuest. It doesn’t stand on ceremony--just offers excellent reception by marrying several types of antennae. Use it with satellite or cable for the best reception of local channels. Has a 6-1/2" loop for UHF frequencies, a pair of 32" 5-draw dipoles for VHF, a 50" coax cable with a gold plated "F" connector, and an inline 25dB amplifier powered by an included 12VDC 100mA adapter. Base has a 8-3/4" x 4" footprint. Works on all TVs.

From Koge Micro Pump Co. (company motto: Let’s PUMP the World!), this nice little diaphragm air pump draws approx 400mA at 12VDC and will put out 3 liters a minute with a minimum pressure of 400mm/Hg. Measures 2-3/4” long x 1-1/4” square with 1/4” long x 5/32” dia inlet, and outlet barbs. Part #KPM32E.

Hexagonal silicone. Whatever you like to call them. You definitely need a bunch of these translucent white, six-sided silicone discs. We've seen three sizes, but there could be more (that's surplus for ya.): 2-7/32", 2-9/16" and 3-11/16” across and all 1/16” thick. Probably from a gasket factory, but they’d make dandy vibration pads, non-slip feet, Hobbit hot pads, shot-glass coasters, earrings or very odd bouncy floor tiles. We'll pick a handful of assorted sizes for you.

Numerate, are you? Find out with these Ninja Assassin Sudoku books of (248) puzzles--(2) per page, plus solutions--in 176-page paperbacks. You pick the White Belt (entry-level to medium), Yellow Belt (easy to easy-medium), or Green Belt (easy-medium to hard-medium). By Frank Longo from Puzzle Wright Press. Best part is you can ignore the $6.95 cover price.

What's afoot? It's the thing at the end of your leg, with the toes on it. But the games that are afoot here are all updates on the classics you grew up with. We'll pick a pair from our collection that includes Frustration!, Who's There?, Naval Command, Inline and Ooops!, which is our favorite based on name alone. All for ages pretty-little and up, this electronics-free family fun is for folks hunkering down and running out of things to amuse themselves with. When the hunkering is over, though, the amusement continues with these timeless games.

From Broan-NuTone®, these rocker switches are rated for up to 15A per switch, 20A altogether. Fit standard, single-gang electrical boxes and come with switch plates, screws and wiring instructions. You pick dual or triple switches. You’ll need a grounded box. UL.