Because doesn't everybody poo? Yes, they do, but visit some people's bathrooms and you'd never guess--because they have a Poo-Pourri® spritzer, the odor-blocker extraordinaire. "Spritz the bowl before you go and no one will ever know." Traps aromas under the surface of the water without using synthetic fragrances, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol or formaldehyde, which means it's safer than a can of dessert topping. Ours is the original refreshing citrus scent to help you keep it to yourself, and make your bathroom smell like a frozen daiquiri.

Look, Ma, one hand! These 10" Powerbuilt® wrenches have spring-loaded, self-adjusting jaws made to bite, hold and turn virtually anything--round, flat, hex or oddly shaped--that will fit. The jaws open to 2-3/8" apart and remain parallel. Designed so the jaws will generate 4X the clamping power of the ANSI pliers standard. Unlike you, its jaws have hardened steel teeth. Good to have a few in the garage, workshop and camper.

Imagine a chromed plastic thingy, 4" x 3-1/2" x 2" with stubby round ends specifically made for “full-body massage, headache relief, muscle tension, and sports injuries.” It’s our Nukkles® massager. You imagining it? Don’t nod off due to pure relaxation based on the description alone. You could also glue googly eyes on one and have a new pet. We’ll pick one in silver, green, aqua or purple.

You could put photos in these clear acrylic standing easel frames, or you could use them as place cards, or you could have photo-place cards and nobody would have to read to find their seat. You get a dozen little standing frames, 6" tall x 4" wide, at a very nice price.

Call it the battle of the sexes, or gender wars on the dining room table. Or call it Chicks battle the Dudes, the real name of the game, from the unlikely University Games Corporation. It's a board game for (2) to (12) players with 700 trivia questions drafted to separate the men from the women, and pretty much guaranteed to show everyone a fun time, or ensure that somebody's going to be sleeping on the couch when the party's over. For ages 12 and up, because you're never too young to find out how wrong you are.

These high-shoulder clear glass bottles hold (10) oz and measure 6-1/8" tall x 2-5/8" dia below the shoulders, with 1-5/8” tall x 1-1/2” dia necks. Close with black metal screw caps. We think they look like a wider version of a Bordeaux-style wine bottle, or a mini version of a BBQ sauce bottle.

If the Titanic had had this waterproof Titan Tape on board, Leonardo DiCaprio would be alive today. Our each is a 60" long roll of 4" wide flexible, rubberized tape with extremely strong adhesive. Works quickly and will stick to virtually anything, underwater and in myriad wet conditions. Think camping, basements, gutters, hoses, sports equipment and damp applications in general. Keep some in your basement, boat, garage and camper.

Honest, it is, especially when you exercise with this thick-walled (assorted colors) Gym Ball. You know, the kind you sit on, or bend over and hope nobody is watching. Inflates with the included foot pump. Standard ball size of Approx 25” dia. If you don’t exercise, you could invent new games to play with it, like really dangerous dodge-ball. Brand new with exercise suggestions inside.

Like The Case of the Lost Earring, these mysteries can be solved for less than the price of a half-order of fried rice. You’ve cleaned your closet twice, now get Hang It, the jewelry storage hanger, and park your necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings on a compact, tangle-free hanger that’s easy to find, unless you’re a burglar. In black steel, our each is a pair because you can’t have too many jewels.

When is a toy also not a toy? When it’s a doorstop alarm! Ours is a 5-3/4" x 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" wedge sold as the Spy Siren, and kids will love being warned when you try to enter their room and tell them to go to bed! The Piezo siren makes it an equally handy item to stick under your hotel-room doors after you confiscate it from your kid. You add a pair of “AA” batteries. For ages 8+.

For students, beginners and neatniks, this concentrated watercolor paint set includes (24) little tubes (.04 oz each—remember, they’re concentrated) in an enormous range of colors, from Chinese white to lamp black and everything in between, with (3) blues, (4) greens, and faves like burnt umber and vermillion. Straight from the tube they're bright and deep. With added water they're light and translucent. Set comes with (3) artists' paint brushes. Non-toxic, for ages 3+.

These 10" Tolsen Tools chrome-moly beauties are aviation snips, right-cutters with a compound action and 1-1/2” long fine saw-tooth cutting blades. Will cut up to 1.5mm cold-rolled steel, 1.8mm aluminum, or 1.0mm stainless steel. Coated handles and a blade lock. Our Whs manager John, uses them around the shop to cut steel banding cable on pallets. If they’re Tolsen, you know they’re tough.

White nylon web belts that were originally flag football belt straps. Nice as just a belt, though. Measure 1” wide x 44” long with a double-ring buckle. Good for strapping up pretty much anything, and can be worn after Labor Day.

Here's a sanitizer/lotion/liquid dispenser with the best of intentions. A push on the top squirts just the right amount of liquid and easily fill-able with whatever liquid or lotion you choose, this empty 30ml frosted-glass bottle stands 4" tall overall x 1-9/16" dia and has a sloping nozzle and a delicate "Body & Soul" logo in script. The nozzle is protected from accidental dispensing by the separate slide-off cap. Perfect for pocket or purse.

From Belgium, where they kept the gas mask and left us holding the bag. In olive drab canvas, with a shoulder strap, the pouch measures 11-1/2" tall x 5-1/2" square with a buckled top flap with leather-reinforced sides and (2) 8-1/2” deep pockets. Has (3) external C-rings, and the adjustable strap is approx 48” long with a lanyard clip.

No more manual shuffling! Take poker night to a whole new level with this fully automatic card shuffler. Shuffles up to 2 decks at time while keeping cards in perfect condition shuffle after shuffle. Requires 4 "AA" batteries (not included).

This kit takes creativity to a new level—and weaves in focus and logic to boot. The task? Take the supplies and tools included in the Crayola® Marker Design Studio, follow some precise instructions and create your very own custom-color markers. Use the kit’s mixing guide or bring to life the colors of your imagination. Either way, you’ll end up with (8) hand-made markers when you’re done. Kit includes tweezers and marker-snapping tool to ensure the marker-making fingers stay clean. Also includes special marker tips: one side to make multiple lines and the other for a solid, thick line. Comes with a snazzy, colorful carrying case, too. Built-in sharpener not included (because these are markers, not crayons). For ages 8+.

Where the jigsaw puzzle pieces are all perfect squares but will still drive you crazy. In (200) and (300) piece versions, the completed pictures are digitally pixelated images in the colors you know and love from the Erno Rubik's eponymous cube. We'll pick two different puzzles from the (9) titles: Pop Art, Arriba, Street Art ( Rolling Stones-ish tongue image), Statue of Liberty, Big Ben, Rock Climbing, Neuschwanstein Castle, Ride the Wind and the Burano Canal. The good news is that if you get frustrated, you can just put them together in any order you like, as long as you don't care if the result is a picture of anything.

You OK? We thought we heard something when you stood up just now. We feel your pain. And we know you’re trapped—exercising in place, and in pain. Try this wrap-around Optima Dual ROM (range of motion) knee brace, with lateral support and a polycentric hinge that adjusts for flexion and extension. One size fits most, and provides stability and support with a comfortable latex strap. Measures 12” for less bulk.

Our each is a (12)-pack of BIC® fine-point markers, (7) in spectrum-ish colors of pink, purple, blue, lime green, yellow, orange and red, plus (5) black. And to ensure your work’s immortality, they’re all permanent, acid-free ink.

You can do both with this non-functioning, fake electrical outlet that’s actually a small safe. Looks like an ordinary off-white outlet, but has a 7" x 2" x 2-1/4" cavity in back. Swap out a real outlet, or use the teensy drywall saw that’s included and make a new bogus one anywhere you like. This one even takes plugs for further verisimilitude. We suggest putting a burnt-out bulb in the lamp you plug into this outlet to fool the smarter burglars. Always work at least one step ahead.

No, you don’t need Bulgarian shoulders to carry this well used M-36 shoulder bag from the Bulgarian army. Measures a purse-like 12” x 10” x 2+” in a soft cotton (we think) olive drab canvas. Has a 7-1/2” flap, a leather strap/buckle closure, and a buckled 45” shoulder strap. Just the thing for toting a couple hunks of sujuk and a bottle of rakia for your lunch.

You need a tough timer. This 120V 15A dual-outlet heavy-duty digital timer from GE™ is made for outdoor use (think Santa and all those illuminated reindeer). Has a 5-5/8" x 3-1/8" x 1-3/4" weather-resistant housing on a 4” pigtail cord. A 1-1/8" LCD display lets you set (16) programs over a 7-day period, plus a countdown mode and manual override. Has (2) grounded outlets and can be used with CFL and LED fixtures. UL.

If the question is whether to tie a bunch of these giant latex professional weather balloons to a lawn chair, the answer is no. (The balloon bursts at about 82,000 feet anyway.) This is a true high altitude weather balloon, with plenty of fun, nonfatal uses. The cream-colored latex balloon is approx 40" dia when flaccid, you should pardon the expression, but has an 8-foot dia when inflated. The neck is 9" long x 1" dia. Scientists and meteorologists launch balloons to measure atmospheric conditions like wind speed and air pressure for weather forecasting, but clever inventors, teachers and the imaginative filmmaker are warned to launch the balloon carefully. The synthetic rubber material is delicate and not made to survive brushes with pavement, pine branches, or clumsy physics students. Red not available and only available in egg shell/cream color only.

Zivko the Robot. Our best selling STEM kit ever! Just call her (or him--it’s unclear and we don’t like to ask) “Zivko” because “the Robot” is her last name. Using just a screwdriver and side cutters, you build Zivko from this 107-piece S.T.E.M. kit. Set the mode for “Follow Me” or “Explore,” and Zivko will, yes, track you, or evade obstacles, respectively, via an infrared sensor and micro-controller programming. Interactive LEDs and sounds abound. Measures approx 5" x 5-1/2" x 6-1/2" when assembled with all (6) legs. You add (4) “AA”s for power, which is the least you can do for someone this cute. Ages 10+.

Work like a watchmaker with this extremely steampunkish clip-on triple loupe. In brass-plated steel, it clips on the temple of a pair of glasses with the three 15/16” dia lenses (2X, 2.5X and 3X) on 1-1/2” long arms that swing in and out and are adjustable via set screws. The spring clip for the glasses opens to 5/16”. Working distance is short like all loupes, but you’ll look extremely cool.

The boys in the back room called this IZoom Pro™ flashlight ludicrously bright, and they’re usually right. Rated at 300, 1200, and 2500 lumens with a strobe setting, light is through a reticular COB LED element with an adjustable focus lens. Takes (6) “AA” batteries, and they’re included. Measures 7” long x 1-1/2” dia in black aluminum alloy body. Has up to a 4-hour life, depending on the beam strength you use.

These little flip-top cardboard boxes measure approx 4 x 2 x 1" and inside you’ll find a 150-sheet notepad at 3" x 2", an unsharpened 3” pencil and a gum eraser. Fuzzy critterness factor: the boxes have a safari theme, with a gorilla, panda, hippo, giraffe, tiger and elephant, all with velour fuzziness in the appropriate critter places. We’ll pick (2) different ones for you.

Because nothing says high fashion like flashspun high-density polyethylene fibers. And we’ve got a whole dang wardrobe of the stuff in white, because it never goes out of style. All made by DuPont. You pick: the medium shirt, 32” long with a collar and front buttons; the large lab coat, 40” long with a collar, left-side breast pocket, lower right-side pocket and snaps; the XL lab coat, 42” long with collar, left-side breast pocket, lower right-side pocket and snaps; the size small, medium, large and extra-large pants, all with very elastic waists; and large coveralls, 62” from neck to attached boots, with elastic cuffs and hood, and zippered from neck to crotch.

SPECIAL NEWS ALERT! WINTER IS COMING! Avoid those hip-cracking amateur sidewalk double-axels with TREX™ slip-ons, extra-aggressive traction spikes. It regularly ices up here at the home office, and we stay on our feet with these. The chains and spikes are stainless steel, with both sole and heel coverage, and the stretchable rubber tops are high-visibility orange for added safety. You pick small (men’s 5-7, women’s 6-1/2 to 8-1/2 ); Medium (men’s 7-9,women’s 8-1/2 to 10-1/2 ); or large (men’s 9 to 11,women’s 10-1/2 to 12-1/2 ). The rubber uppers are uber-flexible, so they’re likely to fit larger sizes than suggested. (Pat stretched the small over his size 11 boots!)

You should put buying new batteries in your calendar. These “AA” alkaline batteries, GP Ultra Plus+ brand, are marked as lasting until 2/24. You’ll get (4) packs of (2) batteries, which is (8) total, and yes, we know you just did that math in your head.

The only hose you'll ever need! The incredible expanding Xhose has made its way from your favorite TV commercial to our warehouse. In a lovely darkish blue, it’s approx 25 feet long, but expands to 3 times that length, to 75 feet, when it feels water coursing through it. Rolls up to a minuscule 18" dia. Save space, reach farther. Has standard sized reinforced hose fittings, plus a shut-off valve. Durable, easy to use and easier to store because it’ll fit in a bucket. Connect two or more together and you’ll be able to water the flowers in your neighbor’s yard! But don't borrow it to them, they might not bring it back.

These SPDT momentary rocker switches from Otto® have (3) 1/4” quick-disconnect terminals and panel-mounting tabs. Measure 1-1/8” deep x 1” x 3/8” and are rated for 10.1A at 125VAC. UL/CSA. On-Off-On.

Crystals are for pointing toward you or away from you, depending on what you believe or want, or for polishing, or just for looking at. You get a 3-pack of quartz point crystals, approx 1" to 2-1/2" long, ready for psychic healing, jewelry, or plain old-fashioned lapidarian fascination. Your hunks of point crystal might have an actual point, might not: nature's like that.

No, not you. You’re not a golden retriever. We’re talking about these spectacular heel clips with flashing LEDs inside. Clamp one around the heel of your shoe, set it for fast, slow, or constant on, and it glows bright red around the back and both sides of your heel. Makes you visible on night runs and extra-stylish in a darkened disco or rave. The strong spring makes them quite grippy. Our each is (1) clip, but you really should get a pair if you’re as symmetrically inclined as we think you are.

Always be prepared. Even if it's not raining, toss one of these one-size-fits-pretty-much-everybody (they're 50" X 80"") yellow polyethylene hooded ponchos in the car, another in your backpack, a third in your coat pocket or purse. They're thin, emergency-type protection and come folded up in a packet about 3" x 5" x 1/2" thick. You get (3) because you just can't be too prepared.

We’re out of red; you’ll have to make do. These fluorescent yellow paint markers from Krylon® have a 3/16” wide wedge tip. Paint dries within 15 minutes, the same time it took the Music Man to meet Marian the Librarian at the footbridge, so be patient. Can be used on fabric.

In flexible copper, 6-5/8" x 7/16" x 1/16" with 3/16" dia magnets on the ends, this bracelet is flexible enough to fit all wrists. Might be good for you, might just look good. Front of the package says the combo has been believed to relieve arthritis and rheumatism since Roman times but the back says it’s definitely not a medical device. F. Scott Fitzgerald said “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time.” He probably would have bought some of these bracelets.

Sometimes an ordinary zip tie just isn’t going to do the job. When you need, for example, to tie your kangaroo down, sport, these monster black nylon ties are the answer. You’ll get a package of (25) ties, each measuring 23” long x 5/16” x 1/16” thick and rated for 176 pounds of tensile strength and temps up to 185 degrees. Will wrap around stuff just shy of 7” dia.

Our each is a set of (4) removable sink strainers with stainless steel mesh wells and flat rims. The set includes (1) 4-1/2" dia for 2-1/4" drains, (1) 2-3/4" dia for 1-1/8" drains, and (2) 2" dia for 3/4" drains.