And it’s cute. Just 4-3/8" long with a pocket clip, it looks like a pen but it has (8) driver bits stored in the barrel. The 5/32” hex bits include slotted 2mm, 3mm, Phillips #1, #2  and torque T5, T6, T7 and T8. We’ll pick one in red, black or blue, because who cares? In assorted colors of red, blue or black. 

The package says these are “zipper pulls” and it couldn't be more right! Zippers can be a pain, but not when you add a zipper pull. Our each is a pack of (18). 1" diameter ring attached to a spring clip that attaches to the zipper. Now Go pull a zipper.

Says it all in the headline. Hang house and car keys separately, or just pinch the middle and it's a ball-bearing spinner ready to relieve your fidgetous anxiety. Try to do both at the same time, however, and you'll find a new level of frustration unless your thumb and index finger are six inches long. (Surplus!) We'll send you one in a lucky shade of bright green. And just to be clear, you can’t use these for mountain climbing—only for keys and amusement.

The Guitarist from is a wooden DIY kit for ages 9 to 90. All parts are machined, so all you have to do is peg and glue, and then display your rockin’ guitarist (or maybe it’s a folkin’ guitarist) somewhere visible so you can brag about making it. Did we mention that it moves when you crank the crank? Includes sand paper, glue, a wax candle to ease the joints and instructions. Add your own paints to make it look like your favorite 80’s hair band member. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

This just in! Summer’s almost over, Surpies, and that means fall is coming, which means winter is coming, and if the folks of Winterfell would’ve had these heavy duty, reinforced, gray plastic covers, life would have been much easier for them. They’re rounded (the covers, not the Starks) and measure 34” x 30” with a 72” elastic strap and clasp to keep them from blowing all the way down to King’s Landing, or over into your neighbor’s yard. Use the covers to protect your air conditioner, patio furniture, outdoor cooler or fire pit against the elements.

Gel pens and mascara—the two causes of smear fear. Cure the first one with this pack of (20) gel highlighter markers. They’re not felt-tip highlighters, but a waxy, crayon-ish filler that lays down a day-glo translucent stripe. You advance it by twisting the top. Manufacturer says it won't dry out, smear or bleed through. You’ll get (10) neon yellow-chartreuse plus (2) each in pink, purple, blue, green and orange.

Snap this tiny JCamera onto the temple of your glasses and it's like Major Boothroyd himself sent you out to follow Auric Goldfinger. The device measures 1-1/2" long x 1/2” square, and comes with several loops for attaching it to different styles of glasses. Camera holds (100) pics or (6) 30-second videos, and the charging case can store (8000) pics and (90) videos. Has a 5MP sensor, and records in 720P at 30FPS. USB to USB-C charging cable included.

These red satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. 

Look, Ma – no lava! Our Volcano microwave cleaner won’t melt your shoes off, but it will clean the spills and splatters in your microwave while you work a crossword puzzle or whatever you do in your downtime. Measures 5” x 5” x 5-1/2” and only requires you to fill it with vinegar and water and microwave for 5 to 8 minutes. It’ll start steaming after about 2 minutes, and soon your stains and dried food will be softened and ready to quickly wipe clean. Has a blue bottom and a white top, unlike the volcanoes in nature.

The other day we heard someone in the warehouse shouting, “I'm rich! I'm rich!” It was Pat, who thought he was standing in front of a gigantic pile of quarters. We had to tell him they were Panasonic industrial CR2032 coin cell batteries. Can't blame him, though—they look awfully similar. These are take-outs from medical equipment, and we’ll send you (50) 2-packs with each order. We’ve spot-checked a bunch of them with a voltmeter (which showed over “3 volts” power), and a battery tester (which put their strength in the green/good range). So, they’re ready to go. Help us keep these 466,000 “quarters” out of a landfill. But don’t try using them for laundry. Pat already did, and it didn’t work out well.