This rounded 2” karambit-style blade, called the Hideaway Knife, comes in a quick-release, hard shell sheath that’s olive tan to match the hand grip. Blade looks like the talon of an eagle, and you can hang it (in the sheath), around your neck (black beaded necklace included), or stuff it into your boot or pocket.

This 300 Lumen LED light is a mighty mite. Just under 4-1/2" long x 1" dia, you slide the sleeve and the beam zooms from a flood to a don't-stare-into-this focused spot. In black or gun metal anodized aluminum, it's weatherproof and shockproof with a latching button switch and a pocket clip. Depress the button halfway when it's on and it goes into a rapid-flash mode for emergency signaling. Visible for 275 meters. Five hour life with the included 1-"AA" battery and a 110K+ hour bulb life.

If we had a dollar for every bike light we’ve broken, lost or had stolen, we could build our own bike light factory. You never have to sweat a bike light mishap with these safety lights since they go for under 3 bucks each, batteries and all. Lights are white or red and run on (included) button cell batteries. Energy-efficient and water-resistant, with 30 lumens and (3) modes: solid, slow strobe and fast strobe. Plastic clip makes them easy to attach to clothes.

What’ll they think of next? Here’s a new one—a ridiculously handy zipper pull/knife from Gerber® Essentials. Yep, you read that right. Attach this little bugger to your zipper pull and have a 1/2" flip-out steel blade at the ready. Folds away nicely and looks like a normal zipper pull. Has a clip for quick removal, and of course it has a locking mechanism. You want this. We want you to have this.

Let’s say the only way in is through the window, and the glass is really thick, and once you’re inside you’re going to have to leave a note. Wouldn’t you know it, someone came up with a gadget for that very scenario. It’s a tactical pen, 5” long x 1/2" at it's widest in black metal with a pocket clip on the cap. Always at the ready is a glass breaker tip. But unscrew the o-ring sealed cap to reveal a hidden pen with a replaceable high-volume cartridge. This is a solid piece, nice enough for the aforementioned hyper-specific mission, but also solid enough to use in self-defense (no joke). We like it as a nice pen to keep around the house, and if we ever need to get out through a window—hey, bonus.

"Laser" safety lights each with super bright LEDs run by (2) "AA" batteries that you supply. It's square and has a flashing or steady LED lamp visible up to 2500 feet (distance may be exaggerated). A 2" x 2-1/2" red plastic reflecting lens covers (3) lamps. Hook it on your belt or pack with the belt clip, use the included elastic strap for arm or leg mounting, or the included aluminum flange to attach it to your bike. It's great for general use as a warning device or as an emergency signal for roadside breakdowns.

This isn't a book, but it's definitely book-ish. Looks like a leather-bound volume from the Bodleian but it's just a little wooden box, approx 8-1/2" x 5" x 2" (7" x 3-7/8" x 1-5/8" inside) that's perfect for stashing the jewels, cash, or whatever you need to stash in plain sight on the shelves.

Lights on your bike are good—very good. Lights on the street next to your bike are even better. This diamond shaped POWERlanezLEDs™ taillight is way cool. Has a white reflector face with 9 white LEDs behind it and red lasers that shoot downward and “paint” clear, precise bike-lane lines on the ground next to you. The bike lane travels with you! It’s kind of like the outline of a force field, but not really. Lasers have constant on, slow & fast flash, LEDs have constant on, slow flash and “dance-party”. Unit measures 2-7/8" x 3-14", comes with a mounting bracket and is rechargeable via the included wall adapter and USB cable.

Stocking cap, actually, or (Navy) watch cap, but the hip kids call them beanies now, so we’ll try our darnedest to stay “with it.” This black acrylic knit beanie lights up with 5 white LED's. Has a small battery holder with a little switch under the fold. Put this one size fits most hat on when you walk the dog, shovel snow or shooting hoops at night. They come with (2) CR2032 button-cell batteries that work but may need to be replaced soon. Jarvis loves you so we will include two extra sets at no charge. Now go shovel your driveway, it looks terrible.

Safety comes first, but sweeter-than-honey style comes a close second with these 6-foot long WHEELLIGHTZ™ strings of tiny LED bulbs for the inside of your bike rims. Included gasketed power pack mounts in your spoke area and runs on (3) “AAA” batteries, also included. Super-easy to install (mounting materials included), and super-easy to see from a distance. Lights have constant and flashing modes. You pick the color: blue, green or red. There’s no rule that says you can’t have different-colored wheels.