Our each is a half-pound bag of rubber bands in assorted sizes and equally assorted colors, and how many is that, you ask? Darned if we know. Looks like about a third of a gazillion, but that's just an estimate. You won't run out anytime soon.

You’ve heard the advice a million times. Want to remember something? Write it on an index card! A prized recipe, notes for a test, a joke for open mic night at the Giggle Warehouse? Write it on an index card! Ours are in (4) colors, lined and 3” x 5”. You’ll get (25) of each color, a total of (100) cards. Write that on an index card!

This keychain doesn’t like to sit still. It’s got a 2” x 1-1/2” oval body made of black plastic and chrome metal, with a standard 1” split ring that’s attached to a 22” retractable thread. On the other end, there’s a carabiner-style hook. The body also has a hook for a belt or pocket. Why would you need to extend a key 22” inches away from the body of your keychain? Do you really need us to explain that to you?

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle framework into a Python shrine. You’ll get (62) pieces, including a killer sheep, exploding penguin, parrot, baby carriage, rainbow, wide-eyed Bobby, various pipeworks and that famous head with the top sawn off, among many others.

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll send you (3) classic white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. The front flap is blank so you can add your own name, business or drawing of your favorite Star Trek character. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these are seen on the runways in Milan.

One thing we don’t like about chalk is how it leaves a chalk (it being chalk) on our fingers, which we can never blow off and then have to rub on our pants. It’s not a great look for us, or so we’ve been told. This is why we love this Magnetic Dry Erase Board for our home and office. It’s also good on the go since it measures 8-1/2” x 11”. Use it for coaching, scheduling, camping, kitchening, kids’ rooming or crafting. Easy to tote, but also easy to mount on a wall with the included 3M self-adhesive hook-n-loop fasteners. Also includes (2) 1" diameter disc magnets and a dry erase marker that clips on top.

Say hello to our little red credit card holder, 3” x 2”, with a plastic back and a stretchy fabric (microfiber?) top for ease of removal and replacement. Back is 3M™ self-adhesive so you can stick it to your cell phone or any other place you want. Comes in handy when you don’t want to lug around a big bag or an overstuffed wallet.

We have a bunch of Apollo Glowpro light boxes--you know, for viewing slides, tracing stencils and tattoo designs, drawing and drafting--but their power cords have been clipped. So we’re selling them for parts since so many of you Surpies are DIYers. Every part is included, except the aforementioned power cord. Box measures 18” x 11-1/2" x 3-3/4” thick and operates on 120VAC, 13 Watts, with a 5000K fluorescent lamp. Weighs 8 lbs, so it’s meant for a desktop even if it says “portable.” This is a sturdy piece, not some cheapie. All-metal case has a baked enamel base, folding handle and tilt stand. Has an on/off switch on the side, and it’s wall mountable. Sweet!

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This white plastic General Electric charging station plugs into a standard grounded AC outlet and has (2) 2.1 Amp USB ports plus (2) grounded AC outlets. The top has an offset lip so you can rest a smartphone on it while it's charging. Rated for 125V at 15A max. UL.