Or baton jaune. This telescoping combo worklight/traffic baton looks like a red or yellow baton, but pull the ends and it opens to reveal a 9-3/8” long, 1200-lumen COB light in the middle. Measures 2-5/16" hexagon and extends from 13" to 23" with swivel hooks recessed on both ends, and pair of magnets on the handle. Housing is translucent so when closed it will work like a traffic baton. Runs for (4) hours on the (8) included “AA” batteries, and can be seen for up 246 ft/75m.

This power supply is made for COB LED boards, and provides constant current up to 1750mA from 10-28VDC. Features 0-10V voltage control dimming, thermistor feedback, and a separate 5-12V 2W output for a cooling fan. Has full pinout on the case. Works perfectly as a driver for COB LED lighting boards. Like these. Click! Measures 5-5/8" x 3" x 1-3/8". RoHS compliant. UL.

No, really. Stop scraping your fingernails along the tape trying to find the end. That’s not sanitary anyway. Try this handy medical-tape dispenser with a cover. Includes the white/clear plastic dispenser plus (2) 30-foot rolls of 1” wide white latex-free cloth medical tape.

Even gnomes think of these guys as gnomes. This is a cute little 8-piece polyresin garden gnome set, but if you don’t have a garden, or don’t want one, this collection would be gnomely cute wherever you want to put it: in your model train layout, on your fireplace mantle, in your kitchen window, you know. Set comes complete with a 1-1/2” gnome, 1-5/8" mushrooms, a 2-1/4" x 1-3/8" gate, 2-1/4" stone path, 7/8" turtle and frog, 3-1/2” tall hut, and a 2-1/2” signpost with an even smaller gnome resting under it.

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the medium one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

This promotional set from Ford has an insulated cup-holder-friendly 14-oz coffee mug with a top, and a heating element that plugs into the handle and into the car’s cigarette lighter outlet. Its companion piece is a diamond-plate Ford Cobra or Mustang Racing Team…cigar holder, cookie tin, pen holder, gift box. Measures 5-3/4” tall x 4-1/4” dia, but we suggest only storing really macho cookies in it. The whole shootin’ match is fitted in a satin-lined presentation box. Makes a great gift! 

Meeting unrecognized needs once again, we are proud to feature this 8-cup automatic drip coffee maker cleverly disguised as an NHRA Funny Car drag-racing helmet. It’s the John Force autographed model, complete with sponsor decals. The pot’s hidden behind the flip-up face mask. Measures 11-1/2” x 11” x 9” wide and includes a reusable filter and a free scoop. And no, you can’t also use it on your head. 

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The pentapack: You pick a pack of (5) 3V lithium coin cell batteries, CR2025 OR CR2032, still in their packaging, for a price that looks like a single battery, because you're smart enough to shop here. Looking for a large quantity? Try our bulk pack of (20) batteries for huge savings!

This reincarnation of the classic View-Master® is called (wait for it) the View-Master Classic®. As much fun as ever, and still battery-free. Comes with (3) reels with (21) 3-D images, including Age of Dinosaurs, Safari Adventure and Marine Life. Includes a case and, yes, it will accept all of the original film reels. For ages 3+.

From the Chinese military, this chest pouch is 33” wide x 4-1/2” with adjustable crossed shoulder straps. Has (10) pockets: (6) at 6” deep x 2”; and (4) 8” tall open slots with 2-1/4” bottoms and straps at the top. All close with slide and tab locks. In dark olive drab canvas. Great for camping, hunting, storing fishing lures, telescope eyepieces, balloons and lots of other stuff that you’ll think of.

Hexagonal silicone. Whatever you like to call them. You definitely need a bunch of these translucent white, six-sided silicone discs. We've seen three sizes, but there could be more (that's surplus for ya.): 2-7/32", 2-9/16" and 3-11/16” across and all 1/16” thick. Probably from a gasket factory, but they’d make dandy vibration pads, non-slip feet, Hobbit hot pads, shot-glass coasters, earrings or very odd bouncy floor tiles. We'll pick a handful of assorted sizes for you.

Do magnetic dogs chase cast-iron cats? Probably, but this magnetic pooch is Mr. Mutt, The Magnetic Wonder Dog, a 21st century version of the post-WWII Magic Pup. Mr. Mutt is a 3-3/4” tall dopey dog with magnets inside. Comes with a 3-7/8” magnetic bone, and instructions on how to use the polarity of the magnets to make the pooch perform tricks involving floppy ears, mouth movement, head-spinning--stuff like that. For ages 5+. Call it Goofy physics.

If there were a Lego Jonah, this would have been the whale that swallowed him. If his mouth opened, which it doesn’t. From Papo, this highly detailed, hand-painted whale measures 11” long from blowhole to flukes in anatomically correct, hard-molded rubber. And it weighs in at more than a pound. Call it 67:1 scale, if the whale is a big male, which we can tell it is from the hump instead of a dorsal fin. You could look it up.

DIALIGHT TOGGLE SWITCH 570-11 Units are brand new in sealed original packaging with mounting hardware. New from surplus stock. 250 VAC/2A 125/5A Max. Mfr. Part # 570-11 Available in-store by special order only, please call.

The Color N’ Fly kit includes (5) foam gliders that the kid in your life uses his or her imagination to design and fit together. With the (6) included markers, your young artist will color in the lines (or ignore them) on the fuselages and wings, and then add (or don’t) any of a huge batch of stickers to create an airline, air force or a handful of the most-different looking gliders the neighborhood has ever seen. Because they’re foam, they’re safe pretty much anywhere. Gliders have plastic nose-cones for durability, and will be 7-7/8" long with 5-3/4" wingspans. For ages 5+.

The both of them. Our each is a pair of little pocket-sized bubble levels you can carry with you to prove that a picture is hung crooked even when your spouse thinks you’re wrong again. Measure 1-5/8” long x 5/8” square.

…the bigger your grill cover has to be. This silver gray tarp measures 69” x 36” x 24” and if your grill is bigger than that, people are going to start to talk. In a plasticized material .015” thick, and with a drawstring.

For students or professionals, this Celestron® Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope that captures still images and videos is a terrific computer accessory. Plug the USB 2.0 cable into your computer's port and take advantage of the built-in, upgraded 2MP CMOS sensor, 10X to 200X magnification, and 8-LED illumination. It features a 1 sec. to 1/1000 sec shutter speed, 1920x1080, 1280x720 and 640x480 resolutions, max 30fps videos, 10mm to 150mm manual focus and a 2 element glass lens with IR Cut and EFL 158mm. The 4-oz, 4-1/4" x 1-1/4" dia scope may be handheld, or slipped into its metal stand for steadier viewing. Includes CD-ROM software with measurement function and note-taking and a calibration tool. Works with Windows 7/8/10 and MAC OSX 10.12 and up. Very cool.

That’s your business, but if you want to frame your favorite album covers and hang them on your wall, you’ve come to the right place. These 14-1/4" square frames with simple black 5/8" wide sides have pressboard backs and a glass front just over 12” square. Made to frame LP covers, but no one cares if you put something else inside. Each frame includes a little toothed hanger, too.

You don’t need to listen to anyone. And you won’t have to with these noise-reduction earmuffs from Honeywell ™ have 4” x 3” cans, and can be adjusted up and down. One size fits most, or as our Head Fitting Tester proclaimed, "these even fit my melon head!" Rated overall for 23dB reduction, they remove 17.7dB at 125 Hz and 41.6dB at 8KHz. Tested according to ANSI 3.19-1974.

Call it a MASK unit. This faux-military “Minor Surgery” kit from Voodoo Tactical® comes in a 7" x 5" x 2-1/2" OD canvas pouch containing: 6” wound probe; 3-1/2” stitch scissors; 3-1/2” tweezers; 5-1/2” bandage scissors; 5” straight and curved forceps; a #3 scalpel handle with disposable blade; pupil flashlight with mm gauge; alcohol pads; antiseptic towelettes; some 5/0 monofilament; and a gram of antibiotic ointment. And remember: reenacting actual combat surgery without a license is still not allowed.

Call it Introduction to Jigsawing, giant puzzles with extra-large pieces for small hands, called Floor Puzzles. These 24-piece jigsaw puzzles will be 36” x 24” (our in-house Measurement VP assures us that that’s three feet by two feet). You pick: the Outer Space puzzle of our solar system, plus the Space Shuttle or the Continents Map of the World, featuring local critters.

Selfie sticks are for dweebs. And you won’t need one if you have a remote shutter for your Bluetooth smartphone, tablet or MP3 camera. Range is (30) feet and it’s compatible with IOS or Android. The housing measures 1-7/8" x 1-5/16" x 7/16" and it comes with a button-cell battery for power. You pick black or dark fuchsia, although our social-media chieftain Billy insists it’s “man-pink.”

Big glass lens, measures 109mm (4.29”) dia, with a 255mm (approx 10”) focal length. No use for a lens? It makes a lovely desktop magnifier, plus it’s convex on both sides which makes it very satisfying to spin during introspective moments.

There are some things you just shouldn’t look at directly, like the mind of our copywriter, and this iZoom® flood light. The latter is a 10W, 700-lumen floodlight with a 3/4” dia COB LED behind an acrylic lens. The whole shebang is in a 7" x 4-1/2" x 1-3/8" weather-resistant housing with a 3-1/2” handle on top, and a pivoting kickstand. Color temp is 6000K (coolish) and it comes with (6) “AAA”s for power, which is about (3) hours’ worth.

No, not Beverly Hillbillies, just super-handy small plastic spring-loaded clamps, 3-1/2" long with 2" padded jaws. We'll pick (4) from our array of neon colors, but you can call them Jed, Granny, Elly May and Jethro if you want.

These miniature versions of the traditional floor fan say "Retro Mini Fan" on them, and the retro part is that the blades and cages are all metal. The handy part is that they're just 5-3/8" dia and the plug is a USB, ready to cool you off right from your (actual) desktop. Tilts 180° up and down and comes with a 4-foot cord. Super quiet, too. We'll pick one in red, blue or black.

You may have actually Seen it on the Tee-Vee, or in your neighbor’s house, but if you don’t have a Spicy Shelf® stackable cabinet organizer of your own, where ya been, friend? It doesn’t dice or slice, but it holds your spices, prescriptions, toiletries, perfumes, collectibles and craft supplies in an easy-to-see, U-shaped white plastic configuration that is both contractible and expandable, depending on your space. Holds up to (64) standard-size containers and measures 11” tall x approx 7-1/2” wide x 11” deep. All for less than twenty bucks. This might be the best investment you make this year. Why so cheap? The instructions are written in Czech, but this thing is easier to assemble than Swedish furniture. 

Inflatable air loungers are all the rage, and we’ve got ’em! Ours weighs just a smidge over 2 lbs, and when it’s folded and stuffed into its bag with shoulder strap, it measures a mere 14” x 8” x 6”. No pump required! Just swing it around to fill the pockets with air (or use the wind), snap it shut and plop down. Great for the pool, beach, concert, game, picnic, campsite or living room. Hey, it’s your life. When inflated it’ll look like a 20” high x 30” wide x 70” long hot dog bun. Sit in it longways, for a hammock pose, or the other way, where it becomes a single lounge chair--or a love seat if you’re willing to share. Your choose what color but at this price they won’t sit around here for long.

Or garage, or hallway--anywhere that’s wireless in the bad sense. CJ calls this “another retina scorcher” from iZoom® because of the brightness of the COB lights. Fixture measures 3" x 4" x 13/16" in white plastic with a big rocker switch that activates the 1” white COB LED in its center. Powered by (4) “AAA”s, included. Mounts via self-adhesive hook-and-loop pads or the pair of little disc magnets on the back.

Just like buying salami, except you can't take notes with lunch meat, and these pens cost less than sausage. We bought them in bulk, and we're selling them in bulk. Our PKG will get you (2) lbs of assorted, but very nice, ballpoint pens with a gallimaufry of logos and names. For future reference, pens weigh in at approx (50) per pound, give or take. 

For use with tamper-proof security fasteners, because you’re authorized. Set has (32) 1/4” sand-blasted steel bits inside a soft rubber case that’s just 2-1/2” x 1-3/4” x 1-1/4” with a top the slides over all the bits and driver, and keeps them snug and together. Inside are hex, hex metric, slotted, tri-wing and Torq bits in various sizes.

When is a toy not a toy? When you can have fun with a kid, and build a digital voice recorder at the same time. If the young Tom Edison had had one of these kits, your grandparents' lives would have been a lot easier. Elenco's Pro Model SC-750 is a Dr. Toy winner, from their Snap-Circuits" series. Has over (80) parts to snap (no soldering) into a grid and learn electronics while building an AM or FM radio, digital voice recorder, burglar alarm, doorbell, and electronic games, among over 750 experiments, including solar, electromagnetism, and computer-interfaced applications. For ages 8 up to adult, it includes a well-written, graphically illustrated instruction manual. AWARDS: The National Parenting Center-Seal of Approval, Dr. Toy 100 Best Children's Products, Dr Toy Best Educational Products.

What we have here is the inside of a walking toy that’s lost its outside. What’s left is a white plastic potato-ish fellow with a stumpy head. Like a naked robot. Has the usual set of eye-holes and earlobes, a speaker mouth (but nothing to say) and a belly button that doesn’t do anything, just like yours. Toddles on big black clown feet and has (2) power switches, one on its back, one at the end of 9” leads. We like it just the way it is, but crafty folk might want to make him or her a body. Either way, you add (3) AA batteries.

This single-earphone 200 ohm military headset straps around your head with a second OD strap over the top from ear to ear, all adjustable with hook-and-loop ends. Manufactured in the mid 1980s in the USA for the US military, we know not which branch. Part #s include DAAB07-85-C-E613 FSCM 80063. Has a 4-1/2" foot cord terminating with a BNC connector.

Or not. Find out how cold your refrigerator or freezer really is with this 4-5/8"long alcohol thermometer that reads from -20 to 80 degrees F or -30 to +30 degrees C, both in 2-degree increments. Will hang, clip or stick via (2) removable suction cups. NSF approved.

This set of (6) tweezers is as useful as it looks daunting. The (6) stainless steel tweezers vary in size from 4-1/2" up to 7". Two of the tweezers have serrated tips one is inverse, one has a slide latch and the others are straight flat tip. The set comes in a clear front plastic carrying case. Good for model cars, planes or hard to reach splinters.

Good things come in (2) different small packages. Our pocket microscopes are compact and perfect for a clear, close look at stamps, coins, flora, insects or assorted minutiae. The 30X version measures 5-3/4" x 1-5/8" x 3/4" in black plastic with a focus knob, on/off switch, small LED for illumination, and a vinyl carrying case. Requires (2) "AA"s. The 60X version is a microscopic 3-1/4" x 1-3/16" x 3/4" and has a built-in white LED illuminator powered by (3) coin-cell batteries that are included. Magnifies from 60-100X, with coarse- and fine-focus knobs, and has a vinyl carrying case.

The kind that you hammer into the ground for to hold up your tent. Make that shelter-half, because these are from Uncle. Measure 12" long x 1-3/4" wide in a V-shape, in olive drab steel with a 1/4” bore for your rope, and shoulders to wrap the rope around. Marked 97403-132227 E0136 MFR 92398, which is a lotta numbers for a tent stake, but that’s the gummint for you.

You don’t, huh? They’re called acid brushes because once upon a plumber they were used to apply acid flux to pipes for soldering. Now they’re just the cheap, disposable brushes with hollow aluminum handles you see in glue pots and everywhere else folks need to slather on goopy stuff. Measure 6" long with 5/8” wide bristles.