In another life this would have kept the Cisco Kid dry and made riding on Diablo a lot comfier. For you, it's a hooded rain poncho with a built-in stadium seat cushion for when you can go to stadiums again. Our VP for measuring maximal glutei says fits best for folks 6-foot and under, but don't take personally, high-pockets. In black, which is always elegant and slimming in the rain.

When is a toy also not a toy? When it’s a doorstop alarm! Ours is a 5-3/4" x 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" wedge sold as the Spy Siren, and kids will love being warned when you try to enter their room and tell them to go to bed! The Piezo siren makes it an equally handy item to stick under your hotel-room doors after you confiscate it from your kid. You add a pair of “AA” batteries. For ages 8+.

Squeeze the bottle, get a drop. These translucent white plastic (PETE) dropper bottles hold 10ml and measure 2-3/8" dia x 7/8" tall with a 1/16” ID nozzle and a black plastic screw cap. Use them for all kinds of arts and crafts projects. Come in (3) pieces: cap, dropper, bottle.

This kit takes creativity to a new level—and weaves in focus and logic to boot. The task? Take the supplies and tools included in the Crayola® Marker Design Studio, follow some precise instructions and create your very own custom-color markers. Use the kit’s mixing guide or bring to life the colors of your imagination. Either way, you’ll end up with (8) hand-made markers when you’re done. Kit includes tweezers and marker-snapping tool to ensure the marker-making fingers stay clean. Also includes special marker tips: one side to make multiple lines and the other for a solid, thick line. Comes with a snazzy, colorful carrying case, too. Built-in sharpener not included (because these are markers, not crayons). For ages 8+.

Nothing says fun on the high seas like deck games, and now you can save space and while away the long, locked-in days by treating the kids to the amusements of a major cruise ship at a fraction of the cost. And don't forget the free buffet between games! This 3-in-1 Game Set has a plastic game board measuring 40" x 11" with target rings and number markers for shuffleboard, bowling and curling. Includes (10) mini bowling pins and (10) pucks. Ahoy! At home!

White nylon web belts that were originally flag football belt straps. Nice as just a belt, though. Measure 1” wide x 44” long with a double-ring buckle. Good for strapping up pretty much anything, and can be worn after Labor Day.

This is the sound and light show that could save your life! You either camp, boat, hike, cycle (bi or motor), or just generally drive a vehicle—trust us, we know—and this Alpha Outpost “SOL” Emergency Radio Kit With Lanterns is perfect for any of those things. “Sol” means “sun,” and the kit’s emergency radio can be charged by the fireball in the sky, via USB or via a good old-fashioned hand-crank for cloudy days when you forget your laptop. Also has (2) dual-function solar lanterns, a lens (in a pouch) for fire-starting, and an illustrated booklet that shows how everything works. You’ll also get a cool black and gold SOL patch for your jacket. With the SOL kit, you won’t be S.O.L. in an emergency. No emergency? No problem—just use the radio as normal and let the (2) lanterns light up your night.

Zivko the Robot. Our best selling STEM kit ever! Just call her (or him--it’s unclear and we don’t like to ask) “Zivko” because “the Robot” is her last name. Using just a screwdriver and side cutters, you build Zivko from this 107-piece S.T.E.M. kit. Set the mode for “Follow Me” or “Explore,” and Zivko will, yes, track you, or evade obstacles, respectively, via an infrared sensor and micro-controller programming. Interactive LEDs and sounds abound. Measures approx 5" x 5-1/2" x 6-1/2" when assembled with all (6) legs. You add (4) “AA”s for power, which is the least you can do for someone this cute. Ages 10+.

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

Our test tube rack, in unfinished wood, measures 11-3/4" x 3-3/8" x 2-5/8" and will hold (8) tubes at least 75mm tall and up to 21mm in diameter. Also has (8) 60mm x 10mm drying rods, which means it could be repurposed to hang belts or ties.

For these pliers--known at lineman’s pliers, TLs or combination pliers--the combination is a blunt nose, flat serrated gripper, rounded gripper and cutting jaws, in that order. Ours is a quality tool from Tolsen Tools, 8” long in nickel-plated steel with plastic-coated handles.

These little LDPE plastic spray bottles are the kid brother of ones you rely on at home. Fill it with (1) oz of disinfectant or water and stay safe or moist. Measures a totable 4" tall x 1-1/8" dia with a safety cap so you don't moisturize your pocket or purse. You pick red or yellow.

Our widest marker ever says “Read This!” with a 1-1/4” long x 3/8” wide flat tip. Black permanent ink, so you better best mean it. Measures 5-1/2” long with a 1-1/8” dia barrel and a 1-5/8” cap. Set it on edge and it makes the biggest, prettiest italic writing you've ever seen. From Elmer’s® and called the Colossal Board Mate, don't mistake it for a dry-erase.

From the Slinky® brand, this kit, Our Amazing Bridges®, is for budding engineers, model-makers and pretty much anyone who’s curious about anything, because, let’s be honest, bridges are everywhere. Exactly how do those things work? You’ll know after you cast, assemble, construct and paint (3) bridges of your own. Suspension, arch and truss–they’re all here. You’ll come away not only with some cool models, but also with new knowledge about the construction of the real-life bridges you’ll soon be riding and walking across. Kit includes a landscape, many bridge pieces, plaster, sandpaper, wooden sticks, glue, paints, a paintbrush, nylon thread and an instruction guide. For ages 8 and up—and that includes you.

Kids today don't know the value of a dollar, and we think you should use these long days together to teach them an unforgettable lesson in money management and save valuable space at the same time. Call it gambling in place. Our Mini Blackjack table, a 10" x 6" version of the Vegas classic, includes a miniature deck of plastic-coated cards that won't get ruined if the kids spill their complimentary drinks on them, plus chips, a rake, a card shuffler and a storage drawer. They’ll thank you someday when they’re old enough to hustle people at cards.

Same here. But before you head outside (and we're all ready to head outside), best have a backup plan. We use this Philips 10,000 mAH Battery Pack, the size of your larger smartphones at approx 6" x 3" x thin as a Swedish pancake at 5/16". Weighs in at under 8 oz, and the rechargeable Lithium battery has 5X the juice of a standard iPhone 8 battery. Includes dual USB ports for charging two devices simultaneously, a micro-USB to USB cable, overheating/voltage/current protection, and a charging status light. Will also connect to your standard USB wall outlet charger when you come in out of the rain. (Not included)

Imagine a chromed plastic thingy, 4" x 3-1/2" x 2" with stubby round ends specifically made for “full-body massage, headache relief, muscle tension, and sports injuries.” It’s our Nukkles® massager. You imagining it? Don’t nod off due to pure relaxation based on the description alone. You could also glue googly eyes on one and have a new pet. We’ll pick one in silver, green, aqua or purple.

About the size of a iPad mini at 5” x 7”, but 70 times cheaper and without the need to recharge it every night, this annual planner/datebook is year-agnostic--you add the actual dates. Has (80) pages with (12) month tabs and space up front for personal info. Includes both week- and month-at-a-glance formats. Oversized ring binder, black cover, and two-tone gray pages. Useful, classic, timeless and priced right.

These gray rubber gas masks from the Russian military fit over your entire head and lend a very insectesque appearance. Eye lenses measure 2-3/16" dia and the front of the mask ends in a snout-like fitting for a filter, which you won't get because we don't got.  (We think it is a standard size) As usual, don't wear these masks into any "situations"--they're for decorative purposes only.

This isn't the Old West but you can still look stylish in these soft, thin, stretchy very comfortable, washable black face masks. One size fits most. For best results, hand wash and air dry. 

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..my sweet engravable you. Safeguard your stuff with this little battery-powered engraving pen. The 1/16” dia head vibrates to let you inscribe your ID on stuff  that might otherwise wander off. Surprisingly effective for a lightweight tool. Measures approx 6” long x 1” dia and works on metal, wood, glass, plastic, leather and more. Runs on (2) included “AA” batteries.

Sometimes an ordinary zip tie just isn’t going to do the job. When you need, for example, to tie your kangaroo down, sport, these monster black nylon ties are the answer. You’ll get a package of (25) ties, each measuring 23” long x 5/16” x 1/16” thick and rated for 176 pounds of tensile strength and temps up to 185 degrees. Will wrap around stuff just shy of 7” dia.

Into soldering? Want to get into it? Either way, this Velleman® 60W electronic temperature-control soldering station is for you. Has a ceramic heating-element with a range of 392 to 896 degrees Fahrenheit, a sensor and heater-fail notification and an LED display with a digital temperature scale (Celsius or Fahrenheit). Low-voltage iron draws 24VAC. Measures 8" x 5.25" x 3.75" and is UL listed.

Mega-useful aluminum tape. A 2" wide x 50-yard roll of .004” thick aluminum on a 3” core. Has a paper backing and is conductive on the non-adhesive side. Reflects heat and light, useful for seaming riveted aluminum sheets, particularly good for cold weather and metal repairs. Our fisherman friends love to wrap wooden lures with it and work it with a piece of soft wood for metal-finish effects.

Based on drawings from Da Vinci's Codex Atlanticus, this Pathfinders catapult kit uses a pair of bent wooden arms as springs to launch clay balls (included) over (4) meters at enemy fortifications (not included, go make your own enemies). The assembled model will be approx 9" tall on a 10" x 7-1/4" base. Made from pre-cut, untreated wood from sustainable forests, and built with pegs for added strength and verisimilitude. A 2013 Creative Child Magazine Top Toy of the Year Winner and a great resource for STEM activities. For ages 12 and up.

Hear about the antenna wedding? The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was excellent. Same goes for this amplified HDTV digital antenna from TriQuest. It doesn’t stand on ceremony--just offers excellent reception by marrying several types of antennae. Use it with satellite or cable for the best reception of local channels. Has a 6-1/2" loop for UHF frequencies, a pair of 32" 5-draw dipoles for VHF, a 50" coax cable with a gold plated "F" connector, and an inline 25dB amplifier powered by an included 12VDC 100mA adapter. Base has a 8-3/4" x 4" footprint. Works on all TVs.

Rub your pooch or Persian the right way with this pet-grooming set. Like a critter spa in a pouch, it includes a pair of 8-3/4" double-headed toothbrushes, a 5-1/2” curved file for four-foot pedicures, a pair of 6” clippers with an adjustable guide, a double-sided (bristles/tines) fur brush, and an ambidextrous rubber glove with brushing spikes and a wrist strap. All in a 10” x 10” x 3” folding case with a carrying handle. Doesn’t your pooch deserve to be pampered?

You’ll need a map case. From the pre-smartphone world, where military maps still live. These are 11" x 6-1/2" folded, and they open to a clear 16-1/2" x 20" window with a zippered top on one side and a 7" x 4-1/2" x 5/8" flapped pocket with (5) pen holders on it. Close with hook-n-loop fasteners and have a 42” long adjustable and removable shoulder strap. You pick olive digital camo or desert digital camo versions.

This Firelight & Framework Pocket Tool Set from True Utility is a multitool and flashlight you can take anywhere. The pocket multitool has pliers, wire cutters, (3) drivers (flat and Phillips), a knife, saw, can and bottle opener, file and awl in one tool; and the keychain flashlight has a 20-lumen LED light with waterproof lid and believe it or not a working flint wheel lighter. Both can also hold keys. Each tool measures about 4” long x 1” deep. In brushed alloy casing. Includes (3) button-cell batteries for the flashlight. You’ll need these tools someday, trust us.

There's no escaping the automobile attraction when you've got giant flagpole mounted on your roof. The lightweight frame with folding bracket mounts atop your vehicle with scratch-resistant suction cups and durable straps. The flagpole itself extends up to 4' long which folds down for garage access and works with the included 2' x 3' American Flag or up to a 3' x 5' flag with grommets. Fly the flag of your local sports team, our classic Jolly Roger. Plus, at the top of the pole sits a bright white LED powered by your vehicle's accessory port which means you can keep showing your pride after dark. But keep in mind that you can't drive fifty-five—the manufacturer recommends keeping it under 30 MPH if you want to keep your pride intact. Easy setup instructions and 2' x 3' American flag included.

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From Broan-NuTone®, these rocker switches are rated for up to 15A per switch, 20A altogether. Fit standard, single-gang electrical boxes and come with switch plates, screws and wiring instructions. You pick dual or triple switches. You’ll need a grounded box. UL.

Surge potential is all around us, just waiting to surge. This 125-volt, 15-amp surge protector with (5) pigtail outlets from General Electric can take up to 540 joules via ceramic MOVs. Voltage protection rated for up to 400 volts between the (3) legs. Has a 3-foot main power cord with staggered pigtail lengths. UL.

We’re especially high on this 5mW red laser level with a prism for perfect pictures, level studs or unslanted TV's. Measures 4" x 2-3/8" x 1-5/8" in a housing with dual bubble levers, pushpins and gum to mount it temporarily. If Bonanno Pisano had had one, that tower in Pisa might not lean at all, but, sadly, Alessandro Volta didn’t get around to inventing batteries for another 600 years. Speaking of which, you’ll need to add a pair of “AAA”s to make that red line happen.

This small stainless steel fine-mesh filter is 2” dia x 1-1/2” tall. It has fine mesh sides, a solid plastic bottom and slight lip around the top. Nice for small filtering jobs, but would also make a passable basket for a gerbil hoops game.

Go on, take a chance with Futurama Universe X from Kidrobot®. For less than the price of a chicken and waffle slider, we’ll send you a blind, sealed pack, possibly with with one of the Frys, Leelas, Benders or Zapps, or Dr. Zoidberg, Morbo, Hedonism Bot, Roberto, Calculon, Slurms or Robot Devil, among others. We don’t know what’s in the blind pack and neither will you until you open it…you know the drill, right?

A big double-deck pack of card-playing fun. You’ll get a 112-card deck to play the original UNO card game, including (3) dry-erase cards for making your own house rules and a “shuffle hands” rule to reset the game; and a 108-card DOS game deck, with (4) wild cards and somewhat different rules. UNO is for 2-10 players; DOS is for 2-4 players. Both are for ages 7+.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

Zivko the Robot. Our best selling STEM kit ever! Just call her (or him--it’s unclear and we don’t like to ask) “Zivko” because “the Robot” is her last name. Using just a screwdriver and side cutters, you build Zivko from this 107-piece S.T.E.M. kit. Set the mode for “Follow Me” or “Explore,” and Zivko will, yes, track you, or evade obstacles, respectively, via an infrared sensor and micro-controller programming. Interactive LEDs and sounds abound. Measures approx 5" x 5-1/2" x 6-1/2" when assembled with all (6) legs. You add (4) “AA”s for power, which is the least you can do for someone this cute. Ages 10+.

These cute clear glass jars measures approx 1-3/4" dia x 1-1/2" tall, counting the black metal gasketed screw cap. Hold 1 oz each. So now go invent a lip balm and get as rich as Burt and his bees before he lost them in the divorce settlement. You know those little jelly jars at breakfast joints? These are kind of like those. You’ve got a million uses for them.

This vacuum pump from Koge Electronics draws 100-250mA at 4.8V and is rated for >2.6L/minimum output and -460mbar of pressure. Measures 2-9/16" x 1-3/16" x 1-5/16" with a 3/16" OD x 3/8" inlet barb and a 3/16" OD x 1/2" tall outlet barb, plus (4) 1/8” ID mounting wings. Power terminals are exposed and you may get short leads. Koge model #KPV276.